Top 60 Vince Vaughn Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.”

— Vince Vaughn

2. “I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don’t have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.”

— Vince Vaughn

3. “I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!”

— Vince Vaughn

4. “Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.”

— Vince Vaughn

5. “Please don’t take a turn to negative town.”

— Vince Vaughn

6. “There’s nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you’re money and that you want to party.”

— Vince Vaughn

7. “Whenever you’re scared of something, don’t let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.”

— Vince Vaughn

8. “You don’t worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.”

— Vince Vaughn

9. “I’m not a big gadget guy. When I write, I’ll do the whole thing by hand, and then I’ll put it into the computer.”

— Vince Vaughn

10. “The message of individual liberty and peace is contagious.”

— Vince Vaughn

11. “For me, I love California. I feel like it’s my second home in that I moved out by choice at eighteen. It gave me opportunities that I didn’t have anywhere else.”

— Vince Vaughn

12. “I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”

— Vince Vaughn

13. “Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”

— Vince Vaughn

14. “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.”

— Vince Vaughn

15. “Craziest thing I ever did for love? It’s all crazy. None of it makes any sense, does it, when you’re in love with someone. It doesn’t make any logical sense. I guess that’s why they call it being in love.”

— Vince Vaughn

16. “I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I’d have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn’t see them.”

— Vince Vaughn

17. “To err is human, but to forgive, well that’s right on.”

— Vince Vaughn

18. “I think we all have a bunch of different people inside of us, and then for a particular role you bring a certain side of that self of yourself forward to sort of play, but it’s always really dimensionalised.”

— Vince Vaughn

19. “I’ve been lucky to work with people that I like most of the time. If I don’t like them, I’ll play head games with them to get their minds spinning.”

— Vince Vaughn

20. “It’s really nice that the truth can finally come out.”

— Vince Vaughn

21. “I don’t like dates. If you meet someone that you like then meet them out somewhere. That’s good because that’s comfortable. I don’t like the feeling of going to pick someone up that I don’t know that well at their house and then take them to kind of a formal restaurant.”

— Vince Vaughn

22. “My dad was a big card player.”

— Vince Vaughn

23. “It’s well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.”

— Vince Vaughn

24. “I think we all have a lot of different personas inside of ourselves. What happens in life is that most people get caught up in presenting one persona that they feel safest in.”

— Vince Vaughn

25. “I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come out. And that character I liked. I tried to ground him very much in reality and play him very much finding things important to him that are somewhat ridiculous.”

— Vince Vaughn

26. “You’ll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.”

— Vince Vaughn

27. “Any guy hates Valentine’s Day. Even if you’re in love, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. If you’re married, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.”

— Vince Vaughn

28. “The last book I read was the book I’ve been rereading most of my life, The Fountainhead.”

— Vince Vaughn

29. “Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.”

— Vince Vaughn

30. “When you’re younger, you feel like work is work and relationships are supposed to be easy. As you get older, you realize you have to work at relationships to make them sustainable.”

— Vince Vaughn

31. “I never did anything for free. Other than dancing in clubs. I give that away for nothing.”

— Vince Vaughn

32. “I’m a Cubs fan. As a kid, the Cubs were my team.”

— Vince Vaughn

33. “You don’t feel honest on a date, I guess. You don’t really get to learn about anyone. You’re kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it’s just not a great time for me.”

— Vince Vaughn

34. “I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn’t sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.”

— Vince Vaughn

35. “I didn’t own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.”

— Vince Vaughn

36. “My thing was always more character-driven comedies, not sketch comedy – not that there’s not room for both or one isn’t enjoyable, just my personal taste, I like movies that comedy comes from out of flaws of people, things that are uncomfortable, out of tragedy.”

— Vince Vaughn

37. “I have a little piece of advice for all the single guys out there, this is a piece of gold so please write this down. If you have the opportunity to star in a movie, do it. Seriously, I find it’s a lot easier to meet girls.”

— Vince Vaughn

38. “We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.”

— Vince Vaughn

39. “It’s nice when people are passionate about something, and it’s always better when they let the subject tell the story, more so then when you can tell people are trying to get their own philosophy into it.”

— Vince Vaughn

40. “All of us have a lot of sides to ourselves, but the fun thing about being actor is you make one side predominant for the character you’re playing.”

— Vince Vaughn

41. “We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they’ll throw their inhibitions to the wind.”

— Vince Vaughn

42. “I just want people to come to my stuff and escape and see me as a character, not as anything else.”

— Vince Vaughn

43. “The main thing about improvising is listening so if something happens that wasn’t expected and you know your character, you know what has to happen in this scene, you can react to that in a way that’s honest and it might take you in a different direction to go to the same place.”

— Vince Vaughn

44. “As an artist, I can’t be responsible for how people interpret material.”

— Vince Vaughn

45. “I love actors and I feel like, if you usually allow people some say, most people, if they start to feel comfortable, they’re going to have a voice. If they feel heard, then they will give back 10 times as much to you.”

— Vince Vaughn

46. “I feel like as you get older, the roles you get change, and you don’t always want to do the same tone over and over again.”

— Vince Vaughn

47. “When you’re acting you always want to come across as if you’re not acting. For me, my take is always to have it feel like you’re watching someone on film and that comes with a lot of preparation time.”

— Vince Vaughn

48. “I moved out at 18. I always studied classes and trained a lot, you know. I think nowadays is such a different time because there’s so many channels promoting the celebrity aspect of things.”

— Vince Vaughn

49. “I’m romantic to some degree, if I really like somebody. I’m more romantic if there’s someone that I like than I am a romantic just for romantics sake.”

— Vince Vaughn

50. “I’m a horrible golfer.”

— Vince Vaughn