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Top 30 Vir Das Quotes (2025 Update)

Vir Das Quote: “Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you’ll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.”

1. “Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you’ll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.”

Vir Das Quote: “Time management is the mantra of my life.”

2. “Time management is the mantra of my life.”

Vir Das Quote: “Comedy comes from confusion.”

3. “Comedy comes from confusion.”

Vir Das Quote: “I fear debt. I don’t like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.”

4. “I fear debt. I don’t like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.”

Vir Das Quote: “To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.”

5. “To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.”

Vir Das Quote: “I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.”

6. “I have a rule – ‘funny is funny!’ When I write comedy, it’s not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.”

Vir Das Quote: “I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.”

7. “I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.”

Vir Das Quote: “For me, it is very important to believe in the kind of movies I do. ‘Rang De Basanti’ made me feel good about Indian cinema. The movie instilled in me a confidence so strong, that I wanted to be a part of the revolution in Bollywood.”

8. “For me, it is very important to believe in the kind of movies I do. ‘Rang De Basanti’ made me feel good about Indian cinema. The movie instilled in me a confidence so strong, that I wanted to be a part of the revolution in Bollywood.”

Vir Das Quote: “Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.”

9. “Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.”

Vir Das Quote: “I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.”

10. “I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.”

Vir Das Quote: “Delhi women – they’re the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.”

11. “Delhi women – they’re the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.”

Vir Das Quote: “I’m a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.”

12. “I’m a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.”

Vir Das Quote: “When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best – Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he’d better be very good if he’s going to make a life of it.”

13. “When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best – Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he’d better be very good if he’s going to make a life of it.”

Vir Das Quote: “I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don’t get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it’s here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.”

14. “I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don’t get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it’s here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.”

Vir Das Quote: “Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people’s failures are not your successes.”

15. “Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people’s failures are not your successes.”

Vir Das Quote: “Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.”

16. “Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.”

Vir Das Quote: “In ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.”

17. “In ‘Delhi Belly,’ I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.”

Vir Das Quote: “In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don’t have to struggle that much.”

18. “In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don’t have to struggle that much.”

Vir Das Quote: “A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.”

19. “A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.”

Vir Das Quote: “My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.”

20. “My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.”

Vir Das Quote: “I’ve been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable.”

21. “I’ve been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable.”

Vir Das Quote: “I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense of comedy.”

22. “I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense of comedy.”

Vir Das Quote: “I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.”

23. “I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.”

Vir Das Quote: “All of the films I’m doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That’s the zone where I’d like to play and have fun in.”

24. “All of the films I’m doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That’s the zone where I’d like to play and have fun in.”

Vir Das Quote: “Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I’m able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.”

25. “Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I’m able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.”

Vir Das Quote: “The idea is to do out-of-the-box films that showcase my versatility and talent.”

26. “The idea is to do out-of-the-box films that showcase my versatility and talent.”

Vir Das Quote: “In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.”

27. “In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.”

Vir Das Quote: “I auditioned nine times for ‘Delhi Belly,’ and it was torturous!”

28. “I auditioned nine times for ‘Delhi Belly,’ and it was torturous!”

Vir Das Quote: “In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.”

29. “In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.”

Vir Das Quote: “You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the hard work you have to put in.”

30. “You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the hard work you have to put in.”

Vir Das Quote: “Women do come up to me after a show, but it’s usually to say, ‘Yhank you for making us laugh,’ and all that.”

31. “Women do come up to me after a show, but it’s usually to say, ‘Yhank you for making us laugh,’ and all that.”

Vir Das Quote: “Class I to XII wasn’t much help; I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.”

32. “Class I to XII wasn’t much help; I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.”

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