Top 40 Warren Beatty Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “You’ve achieved success in your field when you don’t know whether what you’re doing is work or play.”

— Warren Beatty

2. “How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema.”

— Warren Beatty

3. “There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today.”

— Warren Beatty

4. “Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they’re the only one between you and a hearse.”

— Warren Beatty

5. “Women are a problem, but if you haven’t already guessed, they are the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.”

— Warren Beatty

6. “You’d rather have nothing than settle for less.”

— Warren Beatty

7. “Even the promiscuous feel pain.”

— Warren Beatty

8. “Just because you need a quart of milk doesn’t mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.”

— Warren Beatty

9. “That’s all gone, now, the old, Hollywood.”

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10. “Government is not show business.”

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11. “And then the conditions of safety – or lack of safety – for teachers in public schools, and the disparity between public schools and private schools is shameful.”

— Warren Beatty

12. “Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that’s what’s happening. They either go, or they don’t go. It’s all politics. It’s all demographics.”

— Warren Beatty

13. “I’m old, I’m young, I’m intelligent, I’m stupid. My tide goes in and out.”

— Warren Beatty

14. “Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch.”

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15. “The highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.”

— Warren Beatty

16. “My mother and my father were teachers. My grandmother and my grandfather were teachers. This is something I really know about. Even when I was a kid, it was a profession my father couldn’t stay in, because he couldn’t make enough money.”

— Warren Beatty

17. “I don’t think there’s anything to be admired in lying, cheating or philandering. But there might be something to be admired in not burning people at the stake because they have those weaknesses.”

— Warren Beatty

18. “There’s no point in making a movie just to be making a movie.”

— Warren Beatty

19. “Being here allows me to make the case that not all aging, narcissistic movie actors whose children could be mistaken for their grandchildren necessarily act with the same motivation.”

— Warren Beatty

20. “Although Ronald Reagan was somebody I disagreed with on most ideological things, he was a friend of mine, and he was a very, very likable man. Ronald Reagan, for instance, was maybe more able to get the very rich to do the right thing sometimes.”

— Warren Beatty

21. “Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.”

— Warren Beatty

22. “Movies are fun, but they’re not a cure for cancer.”

— Warren Beatty

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23. “The Golden Globes are fun. The Oscars are Business.”

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24. “Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law.”

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25. “I have a day job. I can make movies when I want to.”

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26. “In a way, I’d rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an in-depth interview. I’d rather ride down the street on a camel nude. In a snowstorm. Backwards.”

— Warren Beatty

27. “There are some people whom you have in life who have the capacity for real, passionate commitment to something, and sometimes you may be passionately committed to the same thing.”

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28. “To denigrate the union movement in this way is to denigrate the right and the ability of people who are not rich to organize and to accomplish things together.”

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29. “I’m not going to call a dog “Dog.” I suppose if she were a baby you’d cal her “Person.””

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30. “Basically the tax reform ideas are to clean up the tax system and to eliminate the loopholes that only very few make use of, to eliminate the possibility of people making millions of dollars every year and not paying any tax at all through oil depletion allowances and things like that.”

— Warren Beatty

31. “I don’t want to run for governor, but I don’t think anyone should put public service out of the question because that’s not what a good citizen does.”

— Warren Beatty

32. “And the success of the union movement, historically, has always been to benefit all working men and women – not just people who belong to the union.”

— Warren Beatty

33. “I don’t think you should talk while the movie was going on and say, ‘Oh, look at that – look how smart I was’ or ‘What a brilliant shot that is!’ I don’t believe in that.”

— Warren Beatty

34. “By that time this society is going to be completely different for one thing. Your own son or your own son’s son is not going to have the needs for money that you feel you have now. The society itself will be less dependent on money and currency to get along.”

— Warren Beatty

35. “To say that people would cease to come to California if they would have to pay more taxes is to underestimate the advantages of being in California – mightily.”

— Warren Beatty

36. “It makes you feel good when a movie works. Usually when I see an old movie I’ve made, I say to myself, ‘Oh God, why did I do this?’ and ‘Why didn’t I change that?’ and things like that.”

— Warren Beatty

37. “When you mutilate movies for mass media, you tamper with the hearts and minds of America.”

— Warren Beatty

38. “I believe that DVD is that which gives some hope to retaining some content in movies that will appeal to an older audience or the more sophisticated audience or the audience that doesn’t need or desire to see a movie on a Friday night.”

— Warren Beatty

39. “I mourn the loss of the gigantic screen, but I guess you can’t have everything.”

— Warren Beatty

40. “It’s very clear you have to engage the public and say: You have to vote no on 74, no on 75, no on 76, no on 77. Those are the issues that Arnold pushing. And those are reactionary, Republican initiatives.”

— Warren Beatty

41. “My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.”

— Warren Beatty