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Top 15 Will Durst Quotes (2025 Update)

Will Durst Quote: “In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.”

1. “In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.”

Will Durst Quote: “Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.”

2. “Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.”

Will Durst Quote: “Comedy is defiance. It’s a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it’s the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.”

3. “Comedy is defiance. It’s a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it’s the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.”

Will Durst Quote: “I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”

4. “I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”

Will Durst Quote: “Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.”

5. “Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.”

Will Durst Quote: “The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they’re depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.”

6. “The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they’re depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.”

Will Durst Quote: “Voters want a fraud they can believe in.”

7. “Voters want a fraud they can believe in.”

Will Durst Quote: “Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we’ll all be driving Iraqi cars.”

8. “Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we’ll all be driving Iraqi cars.”

Will Durst Quote: “You can’t kill America. We’re more than a nation. We’re a notion. We’re an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.”

9. “You can’t kill America. We’re more than a nation. We’re a notion. We’re an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.”

Will Durst Quote: “When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I’m not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.”

10. “When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I’m not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.”

Will Durst Quote: “Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don’t know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.”

11. “Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don’t know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.”

Will Durst Quote: “There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation’s history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.”

12. “There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation’s history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.”

Will Durst Quote: “Budget cuts if you’re not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don’t have any and more to those who do. That’s how President Fredo says we’re going to get out of the giant deficit hole he’s dug. You can’t put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.”

13. “Budget cuts if you’re not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don’t have any and more to those who do. That’s how President Fredo says we’re going to get out of the giant deficit hole he’s dug. You can’t put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.”

Will Durst Quote: “The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.”

14. “The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.”

Will Durst Quote: “The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.”

15. “The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.”

Will Durst Quote: “It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don’t point.”

16. “It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don’t point.”

Will Durst Quote: “It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.”

17. “It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.”

Will Durst Quote: “President Bush says we’ve turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we’ve turned? I think they call that running in circles.”

18. “President Bush says we’ve turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we’ve turned? I think they call that running in circles.”

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