Top 50 Write Blocked Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room, especially when it’s not there.”

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2. “One thing about being a detective is that you have to catch the culprit. One thing about culprits is that they tend to not want to get caught.”

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3. “Vinny? Really?” Sherblock said. “You’re complaining about my name, Sir Pigham?” I retorted. “Well played,” Sherblock accepted.”

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4. “I’m not married, and I am actually single as well. On the positive side, this gives me much more time to write!”

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5. “Aw, man, I hate stealth,” Liam muttered.”

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6. “Pan’s a satyr God of the wild, shepherds and flocks.”

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7. “Particularly Penny likes to do window shopping, which is basically flying to the glass windows of stores she likes and then pecking furiously at the window. “Why do you want a dress,” I complained as I pulled Penny off a window.”

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8. “Yay!” Jenny clapped.”

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9. “Do you know what makes a Chosen One? Why I was picked?” “I don’t care!” Liam swung again, and once again, Michael managed to redirect the strike away from himself. “Unbreakable willpower!”

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10. “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”

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11. “It was a risky move for her to steal it in the split second that the lights were cut.”

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12. “Hey, Steve,” Paul said, calmy, clearly not surprised by my intruding. “Don’t worry, Jenny. You’ll get used to it eventually. Steve here has no respect for doors.”

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13. “Huh.” I considered, then faced Jack. “Got any god-cuffs?”

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14. “Would you want to be an evil ninja or a good ninja?”

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15. “This is only our second class and we already have a test NEXT CLASS!”

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16. “My name is Moan.”

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17. “She shrugged nonchalantly. “Chores,” she said. “The important thing is that we’re here now. Have you seen anything suspicious?”

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18. “You never let me be in your Twitch streams.”

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19. “Where ees ze ice!?!?”

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20. “Did you hear that?” I whispered to Paul, “They think I look like a potato.” “Don’t worry about them, Steve,” Paul tried to encourage me, “You look like a very nice potato.”

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21. “Imposter Among Us.”

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22. “Why is it that I must always make terrible puns when I’m lying! I internally yelled at myself.”

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23. “Am I going to use the extra time to train? NOPE. Am I going to use it to lie down in my bed and sleep my embarrassment away? YUP!”

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24. “Yeah, I’ve seen you with Snoopy, you know,” Min said, a hint of annoyance in her voice. “You two seem to be spending a lot of time together.”

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25. “Remind me to punish the pig butt wiper once we get back.”

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26. “You’ve had plenty of seeds today, and if you get any heavier, I won’t be able to hold you on my shoulder anymore. Personally, I would love to see a Blockway play one day. But they’re so expensive to get tickets to.” “You can’t act,” Penny pointed out. “Because terrible liar.” “I said see a Blockway play, not be in one. Anyway, how about checking out the Minepire State Building?”

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27. “I can’t leave The Dojo,” Dionysus explained.”

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28. “Oh no! Diamondator’s gone wild! He’s eating her face!” Paul shouted in panic.”

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29. “Meanwhile, The Mob Hunter wears a mask,” the other employee said, “I wonder what he’s hiding. Maybe he looks like a potato.”

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30. “Paul placed a music disc into a jukebox. “I got buckets of.”

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31. “But in New York City, being weird is normal.”

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32. “Sup bro,” Clank said. “Wussahp my dude,” I high fived him.”

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33. “How was she going to respond? She leaned over, and kissed me on my left cheek.”

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34. “Mom, can you believe it? The Mob Hunter doesn’t look like a potato!” The son exclaimed.”

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35. “You mean the one battling the kid ninja with his own kid ninja?” She asked.”

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36. “Revenge against bullies is sweet and a dish best served by someone else.”

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37. “Become nothing. Become mine. Become us. Become nullified.”

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38. “Dedicated To The Fans That Leave Reviews.”

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39. “They couldn’t be any different from each other. One is an evil megalomaniac, and the other is the nicest and sweetest girl on the whole planet.”

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40. “Mine’s bigger!” The Phantom bragged.”

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41. “In order not to look like a criminal, I might have to commit a crime and steal some clothes. How ironic.”

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42. “So if you tell your own awkward story, then you’ll have an awkward potion,” Clank shrugged. “Maybe.”

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43. “Chapter 10: Showdown.”

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44. “I call this the floss.”

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45. “Lying on his back waiting for me to pet his cute fluffy belly that I can’t resist, and the second I land pat number three along the soft side of his long tabby hair, a fury of merciless claws will shred my hands and forearms. I’ll be mad, but only for a brief second. His cute large pouty eyes will make up for everything, and I’ll go back to petting him.”

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46. “Min set her tray down on the table next to me. “Do you want to talk about it?” She asked.”

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47. “We’re probably going to get mistaken for twin brothers,” I told Sherblock. “I, of course, being the more handsome twin.”

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48. “I’ve never walked up to a girl and said balls.”

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49. “BoYanTheSupremeRupertRebel.”

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50. “Everyone, this is Zelus,” Mordecai presented him to us, Zelus beamed at us all, clearly enjoying the attention. “Indeed, my dear guests! And what a night it will be! I’ve got tremendous entertainment planned for you in the colosseum. Spectacles you wouldn’t believe!”

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