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Top 350 Amy Poehler Quotes (2024 Update)
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Amy Poehler Quote: “When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Don’t treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don’t try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a ‘Batman’ with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in its original packing it increases in value.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Looking silly can be ver powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People are their most beautiful when they are laughing, crying, dancing, playing, telling the truth, and being chased in a fun way.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people even if it’s been broken.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Both conservatives and liberals watch ‘Parks and Recreation,’ and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. ‘SNL’ was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you’re talking about.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Most authors liken the struggle of writing to something mighty and macho, like wrestling a bear. Writing a book is nothing like that. It is a small, slow crawl to the finish line. Honestly, I have moments when I don’t even care if anyone reads this book. I just want to finish it.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much easier and faster and I don’t know what I would do without it.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “What I like about all these giant superhero movies is that they speak to the issues that I’m dealing with – working mother and time management and how to be an interesting, sexual, curious woman in your 40s.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We’ve been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It’s just like stand-up. It’s best when it’s just left alone. It doesn’t translate always on TV. It’s best live.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “The great thing about taking big chances when you’re younger is you have less to lose, and you don’t know as much. So you take big swings.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Nice manners are the secret keys to the universe.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “It’s not communism, it’s shouldn’t be that everybody gets a try no matter how good or bad they are. It’s our profession and our art, so we should eventually strive to be working with the best people.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you’re stupid, fat and ugly.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Ang Lee’s been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what I’m going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off!”
Amy Poehler Quote: “In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don’t know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It’s bad for almost everything else.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Forgiveness is something that’s always possibility.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I find my relationships at 40-plus are really emulsified, juicy relationships because you have more of a sense of who you are and who you want to be around.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think chemistry is about not acting, but reacting, and not talking, but listening.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people’s faces.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying – making those quick turns adds years to your life.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when youre a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day long.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think the days of putting your feet up when you’re pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end – they don’t get to be on TV.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I’ve said this before, that, when you’re in school and you’re the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Sometimes you have to kind of keep proving that you’re improvising. That’s the game, or the goal, of long-form TV improv, is that you have to kind of keep reminding and showing people that you’re improvising, because they won’t believe you really.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I’m going to do ‘The Social Network Two: The Electric Boogaloo.’ And I have a part in ‘Beige Swan.’ I’m going to be the lead, but I don’t dance. I just do a lot of sitting down. It’s too tiring to get up and dance around. That should be coming out in 20-never.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I had to come to terms with how I saw myself. I had to understand that I wasn’t pretty or beautiful like most actresses and that I shouldn’t care about whether other people found me attractive or not.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “It’s nice to be short, because people expect less from you.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I get a bit nervous because I just want the show to go well. I think you always have to be a little bit nervous, or else you’re a little checked-out, and that’s maybe the time when you’re not doing your best stuff, because you’re kind of just checked-out and falling back on stuff.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who jumps and falls down, rather than the person who points at the person who fell, and laughs.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “When you’re doing sketch comedy and you’re pregnant, it’s like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Dreams never wear you down.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “So, if you’re doing good longform with talented people than you can step out and you can be the president or a construction worker and people accept that. It’s really the roles you give yourself.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they ‘want to do’ and start asking them what they don’t want to do.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Any actor or actress that tells you that they don’t watch their stuff is lying.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “Calling people ‘sweetheart’ makes most people enraged.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think real life couples on screen are kind of deadly. For the most part, they’re kind of deadly. You’d be surprised. Unless they’re falling in love onscreen for the first time, you don’t have quite the same energy for some reason.”
Amy Poehler Quote: “I think if I have established anything in my book, it’s that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun.”
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