Top 500 Bill Bryson Quotes (2026 Update)
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201. “Vitamin B proved to be not one vitamin but several, which is why we have B1, B2, and so on. To add to the confusion, Vitamin K has nothing to do with an alphabetical sequence. It was called K because its Danish discoverer, Henrik Dam, dubbed it “koagulations viatmin” for its role in blood clotting.”

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202. “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. – DOROTHY PARKER.”

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203. “Travel is like love, mostly because it’s a heightened state of awareness, in which we are mindful, receptive, undimmed by familiarity and ready to be transformed. That is why the best trips, like the best love affairs, never really end.” All love affairs, all long-term relationships – travel included – demand that we keep an element of mystery alive and kicking.”

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204. “Only one thing is certain: we live on a knife edge. In.”

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205. “It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn’t have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.”

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206. “A significant fraction of thru-hikers reach Katahdin, then turn around and start back to Georgia. They just can’t stop walking, which kind of makes you wonder.”

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207. “Most big companies don’t like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don’t like you at all.”

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208. “I refer of course to the soaring wonder of the age known as the Eiffel Tower. Never in history has a structure been more technologically advanced, materially obsolescent, and gloriously pointless all at the same time.”

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209. “The universe is an amazingly fickle and eventful place, and our existence within is a wonder.”

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210. “America has given us a pretty decent modern world and doesn’t always get enough thanks for that. But for reasons that genuinely escape me, it has also become spectacularly accommodating to stupidity. Where.”

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211. “Only twenty-six British universities have total endowments greater than the amount given annually to the Ohio State University football team. I.”

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212. “Norfolk is full of medieval churches – it has 659 of them, more per square mile than anywhere else in the world.”

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213. “It is always quietly thrilling to find yourself looking at a world you know well but have never seen from such an angle before.”

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214. “Although Penzias and Wilson had not been looking for cosmic background radiation, didn’t know what it was when they had found it, and hadn’t described or interpreted its character in any paper, they received the 1978 Nobel Prize in physics. The Princeton researchers got only sympathy. According to Dennis Overbye in Lonely Hearts of the Cosmos, neither Penzias nor Wilson altogether understood the significance of what they had found until they read about it in the New York Times.”

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215. “The history of any one part of the Earth, like the life of a soldier, consists of long periods of boredom and short periods of terror.”

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216. “By all the laws of probability proteins shouldn’t exist.”

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217. “It may not look it, but all the glass on Earth is flowing downwards under the relentless drag of gravity. Remove a pane of really old glass from the window of a European cathedral and it will be noticeably thicker at the bottom than at the top.”

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218. “There are thousands of things that can kill us – slightly more than eight thousand, according to the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems compiled by the World Health Organization – and we escape every one of them but one. For most of us, that’s not a bad deal.”

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219. “Make no mistake. This is a planet of microbes. We are here at their pleasure. They don’t need us at all. We’d be dead in a day without them.”

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220. “It is an intoxicating experience to taste Coca-Cola as if for the first time and to be conveyed to the very brink of orgasm by white bread. Makes all the discomfort worthwhile, if you ask me.”

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221. “My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can’t make your children carry.”

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222. “I would rather have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick. If you are not stung or pronged to death in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy death in the baking outback.”

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223. “Dying is, to coin a phrase, the last thing your body wants to do.”

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224. “A hundred years after his death, a statue of Lavoisier was erected in Paris and much admired until someone pointed out that it looked nothing like him. Under questioning the sculptor admitted that he had used the head of the mathematician and philosopher the Marquis de Condorcet – apparently he had a spare – in the hope that no one would notice or, having noticed, would care.”

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225. “On average the total walking of an American these days – that’s walking of all types: from car to office, from office to car, around the supermarket and shopping malls – adds up to 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day. That’s ridiculous.”

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226. “Once in a great while, a few times in history, a human mind produces an observation so acute and unexpected that people can’t quite decide which is the more amazing – the fact or the thinking of it.”

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227. “Iowa, to be on the safe side, outlawed conversations in any language other than English in schools, at church, or even over the telephone. When people protested that they would have to give up church services in their own languages, Governor William L. Harding responded: “There is no use in anyone wasting his time praying in other languages than English. God is listening only to the English tongue.”

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228. “What sets the carbon atom apart is that it is shamelessly promiscuous.”

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229. “H. L. Mencken called it “the one authentic rectum of civilization,” but for most people Hollywood was a place of magic.”

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230. “He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”

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231. “That is the most extraordinary fact about Britain. It wants to be a garden. Flowers bloom in the unlikeliest places – on railway sidings and waste grounds where there is nothing beneath them but rubble and grit.”

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232. “The English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.”

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233. “It was full of lazy late-afternoon shadows and an impossible green lushness such as could only be appreciated by someone freshly arrived.”

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234. “Every second a hundred bolts of lightning streak to Earth across the globe as the electric charges that build up within storm clouds are attracted by the positively charged ground. Earth experiences about 40,000 thunderstorms a day.”

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235. “I love to watch cities wake up, and Paris wakes up more abruptly, more startlingly, than any place I know.”

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236. “It is natural but wrong to visualize the singularity as a kind of pregnant dot hanging in a dark, boundless void. But there is no space, no darkness. The singularity has no “around” around it. There is no space for it to occupy, no place for it to be. We can’t even ask how long it has been there – whether it has just lately popped into being, like a good idea, or whether it has been there forever, quietly awaiting the right moment. Time doesn’t exist. There is no past for it to emerge from.”

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237. “At a conference of sociologists in America in 1977, love was defined as “the cognitive-affective state characterized by intrusive and obsessive fantasizing concerning reciprocity of amorant feelings by the object of the amorance.”

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238. “Boston’s freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.”

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239. “The hardest part was coming to terms with the constant dispiriting discovery that there is always more hill.”

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240. “In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe.”

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241. “Karl Schimper, was actually the first to coin the term “ice age.”

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242. “Proteins can’t exist without DNA and DNA has no purpose without proteins. Are we to assume, then, that they arose simultaneously with the purpose of supporting each other? If so: wow. And.”

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243. “If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.”

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244. “Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn’t turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were.”

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245. “Calais is an interesting place that exists solely for the purpose of giving English people in shell suits somewhere to go for the day.”

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246. “The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billion years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to. Stephen Jay Gould expressed it succinctly in a well-known line: “Humans are here today because our particular line never fractured – never once at any of the billion points that could have erased us from history.”

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247. “Sometimes these differences in meaning take on a kind of bewildering circularity. A tramp in Britain is a bum in America, while a bum in Britain is a fanny in America, while a fanny in Britain is – well, we’ve covered that. To a foreigner it must seem sometimes as if we are being intentionally contrary.”

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248. “It’s a slightly humbling thought that the genes you carry are immensely ancient and possibly – so far anyway – eternal. You will die and fade away, but your genes will go on and on so long as you and your descendants continue to produce offspring.”

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249. “In fact, mostly what the Forest Service does is build roads.”

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250. “The one word that Newfoundland has given the world is penguin. No one has any idea what inspired it.”

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