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Top 200 Bill Cosby Quotes (2024 Update)
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Bill Cosby Quote: “Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!”
Bill Cosby Quote: “When you become senile, you won’t know it.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “All around the United States of America – in the cities and the counties – our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “The heart of marriage is memories.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Every romance does not lead to sex.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Romance is a different word than sexual contact.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “I’ve got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His kids.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You’ve got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “What’s your name again? That’s right. I’m so glad you know your name.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Every father says the same thing: “Where’s your mother?””
Bill Cosby Quote: “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “You know my father’s favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It’s on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Laughter brings out the child in all of us.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn’t understand his use of profanity. He didn’t use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “My mother comes in my room and says, “Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!” Now, I’ve already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: “Okay, rinse.””
Bill Cosby Quote: “For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “The essence of childhood, of course, is play.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “You’ll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you’ll never need a friend.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “If you speak your mind and if it is true what you’re saying, then I think the integrity of what you’re saying carries through.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn’t even have a Christmas tree.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “It’s more blessed to give than to receive – especially kittens.”
Bill Cosby Quote: “Today’s parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.”
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