Bill Cosby Quotes

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Bill Cosby Quote: “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Your parents put a curse on you – Someday your kids are going to act just like you.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “You can’t be everything to everyone.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’”

Bill Cosby Quote: “How long can you tread water?”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Anyone can dabble, but once you’ve made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it’s very hard for people to stop you.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Grandparents are God’s gifts to children.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Old is always fifteen years from now.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “People say “God will find a way.” God can’t find a way if you’re in the way.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child’s behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it’s sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, “Let’s get high and have fun.” So they’re high; now they’re paranoid. “Am I falling out of this chair?””

Bill Cosby Quote: “All parents experience the same problems.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The weatherman is always right. It’s just his timing that’s off.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If I use the word romance, whether it’s my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Zip zop wop boopity bop.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was “Don’t.””

Bill Cosby Quote: “I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Gray hair is God’s graffiti.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The serve was invented so that the net could play.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I don’t have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “My father walked to school 4 o’clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I don’t think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I’d rather talk about the similarities, about what’s universal in their experiences.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I’ve got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “All Children Have Brain Damage!”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Family is conflict and it’s something that we all relate to.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it – to me that’s weird.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “There are certain times of the day when you need a balance – that is, your protein and your carbs. I’m a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “I’m not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Romance is a different word than sexual contact.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it’s not like whispering to your friend, you’ve put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “All around the United States of America – in the cities and the counties – our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “Don’t talk yourself into not being you.”

Bill Cosby Quote: “The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.”

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