Top 120 C.M. Punk Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I don’t know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don’t spend my money. I don’t buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I’ve ever bought with the money I’ve made is my house.”

— C.M. Punk

52. “In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker’s streak!”

— C.M. Punk

53. “King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.”

— C.M. Punk

54. “My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.”

— C.M. Punk

55. “I’m not Superman. Eventually, the grind gets to you. If you’re away from your friends, you’re not traveling with anyone you like, and you’re doing stuff that doesn’t creatively stimulate you, that’s when it becomes a job.”

— C.M. Punk

56. “No matter how much people want to pretend that they’re embarrassed by it, that they don’t watch it, everybody knows about it. It’s truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books.”

— C.M. Punk

57. “If something sucks, I’ve always been completely vocal about it, and I’ve been punished many, many times because of that. But I don’t think I’d be in the spot I’m in right now if I wasn’t me. I’ve always just been me.”

— C.M. Punk

58. “Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.”

— C.M. Punk

59. “A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.”

— C.M. Punk

60. “Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!”

— C.M. Punk

61. “Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!”

— C.M. Punk

62. “Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who’s left in the boat?”

— C.M. Punk

63. “On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don’t want creeps around my little sisters.”

— C.M. Punk

64. “I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.”

— C.M. Punk

65. “I would, but I know where that hand’s been.”

— C.M. Punk

66. “One week I’ll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma’s Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.”

— C.M. Punk

67. “Wherever I am, I think it’s my show.”

— C.M. Punk

68. “I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn’t let me on the teams because I had blue hair.”

— C.M. Punk

69. “I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.”

— C.M. Punk

70. “I think drugs and alcohol aren’t a wrestling problem, it’s a life problem, it’s a people problem.”

— C.M. Punk

71. “Stay down, David. Stay down.”

— C.M. Punk

72. “I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.”

— C.M. Punk

73. “I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!”

— C.M. Punk

74. “I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that’s all he ever did.”

— C.M. Punk

75. “A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I’d never make it. But it’s like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I’m exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.”

— C.M. Punk

76. “I am officially a member of The New Breed!”

— C.M. Punk

77. “Right now at the announce table we’ve got two kings and a queen, I’ll let you figure out who’s who.”

— C.M. Punk

78. “Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!”

— C.M. Punk

79. “I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I’ve heard of in a very long time.”

— C.M. Punk

80. “Wrestling is pretty DIY. I’ve been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It’s like being in a band or running a zine – except that I get to kick people in the face.”

— C.M. Punk

81. “Security, we have a jumper! Security?”

— C.M. Punk

82. “I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.”

— C.M. Punk

83. “It looks like they’ve been watching old Japan tapes!”

— C.M. Punk

84. “I think pro wrestling doesn’t seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.”

— C.M. Punk

85. “How come when I was a kid, I couldn’t be picked on bullies like that?”

— C.M. Punk

86. “I’m not doing my job if people are like, “What you do is fake.” And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.”

— C.M. Punk

87. “I don’t know if you guys know this but I’m sort of a big deal.”

— C.M. Punk

88. “It’s a good thing a DUI’s job security.”

— C.M. Punk

89. “Can I wear your blazer?”

— C.M. Punk

90. “This is not the Spanish announce table!”

— C.M. Punk

91. “Right now, I would like complete silence when I’m talking.”

— C.M. Punk

92. “For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I’ve been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It’s very organic.”

— C.M. Punk

93. “I’m not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don’t look like CM Punk when I’m not in my gear.”

— C.M. Punk

94. “Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I’m a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!”

— C.M. Punk

95. “I’ve always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I’ve cut some of the best promos I’ve ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.”

— C.M. Punk

96. “My name’s Punk. CM Punk.”

— C.M. Punk

97. “See, Josh, that’s what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.”

— C.M. Punk

98. “You’d figure he’d go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!”

— C.M. Punk

99. “I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don’t play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it.”

— C.M. Punk

100. “I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there’s a guy I’ve been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it’s time to do it.”

— C.M. Punk