Top 120 C.M. Punk Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Best of luck in your future endeavors!”

— C.M. Punk

2. “The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.”

— C.M. Punk

3. “I am The Catalyst of Change.”

— C.M. Punk

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4. “I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life.”

— C.M. Punk

5. “I am the voice of the voiceless.”

— C.M. Punk

6. “I’m straight edge, and that means I’m better than you.”

— C.M. Punk

7. “You’re not funny and nobody likes you!”

— C.M. Punk

8. “I’m a very goal-oriented person.”

— C.M. Punk

9. “Sometimes it’s what you don’t do that makes you who you are.”

— C.M. Punk

10. “I pride myself on being a jerk, because I’m brutally honest all the time.”

— C.M. Punk

11. “Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.”

— C.M. Punk

12. “I’m the kind of person that if I’m not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don’t cry about it, I’m like OK I’m going to go here and find what I need.”

— C.M. Punk

13. “I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.”

— C.M. Punk

14. “I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.”

— C.M. Punk

15. “Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.”

— C.M. Punk

16. “I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.”

— C.M. Punk

17. “Do you know what it’s like going through life being better than everybody? It’s hard.”

— C.M. Punk

18. “When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.”

— C.M. Punk

19. “I’ll go be the best in the world somewhere else.”

— C.M. Punk

20. “People like to come up to me and tell me that I’ve got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren’t just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.”

— C.M. Punk

21. “I’ve never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.”

— C.M. Punk

22. “I am fat and I don’t care.”

— C.M. Punk

23. “I’d much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.”

— C.M. Punk

24. “Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!”

— C.M. Punk

25. “If hell is to roam, then i’ve got hell to pave...”

— C.M. Punk

26. “All your heroes are dead! I killed them!”

— C.M. Punk

27. “I’m not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It’s just not me.”

— C.M. Punk

28. “I am the best wrestler in the world.”

— C.M. Punk

29. “I don’t like having debts. I don’t like buying anything that I can’t buy in cash.”

— C.M. Punk

30. “Don’t look at me like that, Michael Cole.”

— C.M. Punk

31. “He spilled my diet soda!”

— C.M. Punk

32. “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into – if you like watching people get kicked in the face – come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.”

— C.M. Punk

33. “Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.”

— C.M. Punk

34. “To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn’t throw my shirt back.”

— C.M. Punk

35. “Different people are afforded different opportunities. I’ve been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I’ve always knocked them out of the park. But I’ve always been scaled back after that.”

— C.M. Punk

36. “Sir! Sir! I’m afraid your music is just too loud!”

— C.M. Punk

37. “I’m a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren’t a part of who I am.”

— C.M. Punk

38. “Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing.”

— C.M. Punk

39. “There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good as kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena.”

— C.M. Punk

40. “What you’ve lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You’re the 10-time WWE Champion! You’re the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You’re a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!”

— C.M. Punk

41. “John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?”

— C.M. Punk

42. “If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that’s good for business.”

— C.M. Punk

43. “My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.”

— C.M. Punk

44. “Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that’s hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.”

— C.M. Punk

45. “Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You’re DAMN right!”

— C.M. Punk

46. “I don’t want to sound egotistical, but I’m egotistical to an extent.”

— C.M. Punk

47. “Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.”

— C.M. Punk

48. “King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.”

— C.M. Punk

49. “It’s a good time to be CM Punk right now.”

— C.M. Punk

50. “Fix him so I can break him again!”

— C.M. Punk