Top 280 Chris Colfer Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.”

— Chris Colfer

102. “The Blissworm inched up a tree, hung upside down from a branch, and blew Charlotte a kiss good-bye, and then its soft body slowly hardened into a cocoon – which was very surprising, since Conner had never mentioned anything about it having a metamorphosis. The space worm even placed a DO NOT DISTURB sign on the corner of its chrysalis. Although.”

— Chris Colfer

103. “That’s my biggest fear – disappointing those people who look up to me.”

— Chris Colfer

104. “To quote a girl I know, ‘My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it’s magic,’ ” he said. Alex laughed. “How do you remember that?” she.”

— Chris Colfer

105. “Not taking yourself too seriously, that’s the important thing.”

— Chris Colfer

106. “They were about to embark on the greatest scavenger hunt of their lives.”

— Chris Colfer

107. “I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched.”

— Chris Colfer

108. “Personally, I think life is way too complicated for anyone’s fate to be set in stone,” Brystal said.”

— Chris Colfer

109. “A small gingerbread house sat in between two large trees. White frosting covered its pointed roof, gumdrops were clumped around like shrubbery, and candy canes lined the path to the front door like a picket fence. “Look, Conner!” Alex said, catching her breath. “It’s a gingerbread house, a real gingerbread house! Look how cute it is!” “Whoa,” Conner said. “I feel like I may get diabetes from just looking at that place.”

— Chris Colfer

110. “Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself.”

— Chris Colfer

111. “Approval is just a shortcut to self-worth, but sometimes we have to find things out on our own. Sometimes if we want something bad enough, we have to inspire ourselves to get it. Sometimes we have to be our own superhero.”

— Chris Colfer

112. “Even after years of constant abuse from her stepmother and her stepsisters, Cinderella remained a good person with high hopes. She never stopped believing in herself and in the good of the world. And although she married the prince in the end, Cinderella always had inner happiness. Her story shows that even in the worst of situations- even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everything can get better...”

— Chris Colfer

113. “You gave goldilocks her first sword? That’s like giving Shakespeare his first pen.”

— Chris Colfer

114. “Never go so high you’re afraid to look down:.”

— Chris Colfer

115. “If you feel like something is wrong, there’s no always a chance to make things right, not matter who’s to blame. But you should never feel responsible for other people’s choices. That’s too big a burden for anyone to carry.”

— Chris Colfer

116. “I don’t understand why such heavy burdens have been placed on your young shoulders, but the taller you stand, the less weight you’ll feel. Don’t ever let anything break your spirit, children. Courage is something no one can take away from you.”

— Chris Colfer

117. “No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.”

— Chris Colfer

118. “I do all kind of fun things when I’m unconscious.”

— Chris Colfer

119. “To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.”

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120. “My most scientific analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it’s magic.”

— Chris Colfer

121. “Mom and boyfriend made Alex squirm. In her opinion, the two words didn’t belong in the same dictionary, let alone the same sentence.”

— Chris Colfer

122. “I’ve always believed there is more to life than most people are willing to believe. You’re just the first person to prove it to me.”

— Chris Colfer

123. “The Enchantress,” Sleeping Beauty whispered to herself. “She’s back.”

— Chris Colfer

124. “Fairy tale ‘adaptations’ are usually stripped of every moral and lesson the stories were originally intended to teach, and replaced with singing and dancing forest animals. I recently read that films are being created depicting Cinderella as a struggling hip-hop singer and Sleeping Beauty as a warrior princess battling zombies!” “Awesome,” a student behind Alex whispered to himself. Alex.”

— Chris Colfer

125. “Some days words flow through me like the Nile, and other days I’m as dry as the Sahara. I’m afraid you’ve caught me in the middle of a drought, but I’m confident rain shall fall again.”

— Chris Colfer

126. “Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.”

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127. “A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. “Lets go stand outside someone from Glee’s house now,” one of them said.”

— Chris Colfer

128. “You just had a bad day. And you should never let one day change who you are. We can never be certain about anything in life – especially if we only experience it once.”

— Chris Colfer

129. “These days people act like love is an island – they all want to swim to it but no one wants to get wet.”

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130. “Cast parties are a lot of fun!”

— Chris Colfer

131. “If you all will please excuse me,” Red said and headed out of the courtyard. “I think I’m going to lie down for a minute. My life has suddenly become a Shakeyfruit play.”

— Chris Colfer

132. “Forgive me, I don’t mean to be rude,” Red said to the twins. “It’s just every time I see you two I’m heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless.”

— Chris Colfer

133. “I’m a criminal and you’re a hero,” Goldilocks said with teary eyes. “A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.”

— Chris Colfer

134. “Just because anyone can do something doesn’t mean everyone should,” Mrs.”

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135. “Make good choices, Conner,” she said. “But most important, have fun!”

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136. “Is that so?” the Sea Witch asked. “And how exactly is that going to happen? After all, fairies can only use their magic to help others.” “Witch, please,” Mother Goose said. “We’re the ones who write the rules, and we can break them just as easily as you.”

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137. “Perhaps all writers are nothing more than subconscious explorers, sailing across a sea of other worlds, and you’re just the first to discover ours.”

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138. “I don’t know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don’t believe, There’s such a thing as wrong love.”

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139. “I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I.”

— Chris Colfer

140. “The dungeon was a miserable place.”

— Chris Colfer

141. “I couldn’t do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we’d go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.”

— Chris Colfer

142. “If this is what the world has labelled me, then that is the name I shall learn to live with,′ the Evil Queen said, ’once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.”

— Chris Colfer

143. “Having something worth telling and a passion to tell it are what make you a good writer. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read novels or articles that used complicated words and witty wordplay to cover up the fact that they had absolutely no story to tell. A good story should be enjoyed; sometimes simplicity can go a long way.”

— Chris Colfer

144. “If there’s one thing life is good at, it’s surprising you.”

— Chris Colfer

145. “Jack and Jill fell down a hill – so what? Little Bo Peep lost her sheep – how is that my problem? Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock – call pest control, not me!”

— Chris Colfer

146. “However, if you find you can’t help yourself, there’s no shame in asking others for help. Sometimes asking for help is just as heroic as giving it. There are treatments and therapies and counselors that you could benefit from – but no one finds answers if they’re too afraid to ask the questions. Don’t let your pride tell you otherwise.”

— Chris Colfer

147. “Adventures were always best when there was someone to share them with.”

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148. “I grew up doing musical theater.”

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149. “And in your deranged mind, what do you think the lesson of ‘Goldilocks and the Three Bears’ is?” Alex challenged him. “Easy,” Conner said. “Lock your doors! Robbers come in all shapes and sizes. Even curly-haired little girls can’t be trusted.” Alex grunted again and crossed her arms. She tried her best not to giggle; she didn’t want to validate her brother’s opinion. “‘Goldilocks’ is about consequences! Mrs. Peters said so herself,” Alex said.”

— Chris Colfer

150. “I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.”

— Chris Colfer