Top 280 Chris Colfer Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “The twins ran as fast as their legs could carry them. The Blissworm held on to Conner’s helmet like a jockey clutching the reins of a racehorse. It even slapped Conner’s bottom as if that would make him run faster. “Cut it out!” he said. “That hurts!”

— Chris Colfer

152. “I read once that all great writers have issues with their hometowns; guess I’m no exception. You can’t let your origins bring you down, though. You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going.”

— Chris Colfer

153. “We wouldn’t want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true.”

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154. “Young people and dreams are like baby turtles on the beach. The eggs hatch and they have to scramble to the water before the birds get them. We all have our sights set on water, but only a lucky few make it there unscathed. Life has a way of swooping in and picking off the forces and beliefs that motivates us.”

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155. “Yesterday, Jack told me I looked beautiful and I punched him.”

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156. “I had been on cloud nine all day until that point. But the higher your cloud, the farther your rain falls.”

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157. “I’m horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that’s why I never got anything.”

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158. “Let’s just follow the Boy Scouts from Hades and hope for the best.”

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159. “The Queen of Hearts turned around and discovered the Tin Woodman standing behind her. The queen had never seen a man made of metal before, and a delighted squeal escaped her lips. She stepped toward the metal man with eyes like a predator.”

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160. “Although it broke her heart to be away from Butterboy, the distance taught the queen a valuable lesson and a secret to success: When you can’t have what you want, make the most out of what you have!”

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161. “I should retire for the night,” she said. “I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting.”

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162. “Little Bo Peep loses, you can turn her into a pumpkin and we can take turns smashing her with a sledgehammer.”

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163. “Conner laughed at his own prediction. “And I’d just be trying to survive Algebra, not an army of thousands.”

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164. “Sure, he didn’t get what he wanted, but at least he’d leave the bar a little more of a sinner than a saint.”

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165. “My life is an awkward visit from the kid’s table while awaiting a History Channel special.”

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166. “Forgiveness is what we all need to forget the past, even if we.”

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167. “Young love,” she said. “It doesn’t matter how old you get, you always remember it. You spend five minutes with someone and suddenly you never want to spend a moment apart. They become your sole focus and make you happier, more excited, and more inspired than anything before. They become your armor and give you strength and bravery and make you feel unstoppable. Life doesn’t seem so bad now that you have someone to share it with.”

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168. “Does such a place exist where people can’t unexpectedly be helped or hurt?”

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169. “Alex, if you see Bob, tell him I briefly stepped into another dimension with your brother.”

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170. “General Marquis sat back in his seat. He let out a pleased sigh as his heartbeat and his racing mind caught up with each other. His eyes fell upon the Brothers Grimm storybook on his desk and a soft chuckle surfaced from within him. For the first time the fairy-tale world didn’t seem like an overly ambitious Arthurian quest – it was a victory within reach.”

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171. “She had to hang on to the bars tightly because the fairy dust was making her drift back to the sky.”

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172. “It was difficult for them even to go to school with just a small blemish on their faces; they couldn’t imagine the stress of facing the world as an enormous amphibian.”

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173. “Conner moaned a long weary sound under his breath. He had almost forgotten about the young troll queen who had been madly in love with him since they met. “Gosh, I hope divorce exists in this world,” he said.”

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174. “I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.”

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175. “Why do breeders get so attached to their young?” Rat Mary screeched. “You can just make another one, you know!”

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176. “What if every story ever told was just a realm waiting to be discovered? Perhaps happiness isn’t the only thing you were meant to provide keys for.”

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177. “I die, I don’t want to die in a cozy carriage or throne room, I want to die fighting alongside our people.”

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178. “Elf Empire. “I want you to listen to Conner and Alex and do exactly what they say, fly very carefully, always be aware of the sky around you, and make sure every landing is as safe and secure as possible,” she instructed him. “In other words, do everything you don’t usually do for me.”

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179. “So the beloved children’s book author took a deep breath, opened his own book to the very first page, and began reading, hoping with all his heart that the story would remind him where his sister went all those years ago...”

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180. “You can look at a hundred pictures and a dozen maps, but unless you’ve been to the city and felt its pulse, you really.”

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181. “Happily ever after isn’t a finish line, it isn’t a paradise, and it isn’t a phenomenon that makes all your dreams come true. Happily ever after is about finding happiness within yourself and holding on to it through any storm that comes your way.”

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182. “No one ever changed the world by being beautiful.”

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183. “There isn’t just one cookie cutter in the shape of stardom, my friend; it comes in many sizes and colors. You just have to map out your own destination to it.”

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184. “Like a phoenix, he immediately began calculating his path out of the ashes.”

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185. “We can promise to try.”

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186. “Some of us may get hurt,” Conner added. “Speak for yourself,” the Cyborg Queen said. “I can adjust feelings in Settings.”

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187. “Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.”

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188. “Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.”

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189. “Do I look like an expert in cloaked mammals?”

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190. “Masked Man – it was Dad!”

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191. “We all do our part,” Alex teased. “But if it’s any consolation, Red’s problems are a lot like weeds. No matter how many times you pull them, they just keep coming back.”

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192. “I don’t personally feel a responsibility to be a role model, but as the actor, I do.”

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193. “I know, I know! Which is why I need to go – so I can experience it for all of us! Please, can I go?” he asked, bouncing in little hops. Whenever Conner asked them for something he acted like a hyper Chihuahua.”

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194. “There were no parents holding them back, no younger siblings needing to be cared for, no one telling them they were going to burn in hell, and no one telling them they had an illness. There were no limits, no responsibilities, no religion, and no misunderstandings. In that moment, there was just the music vibrating through their bodies. The worst part was knowing the music and the moment would eventually end.”

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195. “Be brave, children,” Goldilocks said. “Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.”

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196. “You’d think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.”

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197. “Whether I’m in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I’m happy.”

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198. “The first cut is always the deepest, but not every cut leaves a scar,” she said.”

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199. “I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I’m convinced it stands for Chris Needs News.”

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200. “Whenever Conner asked them for something he acted like a hyper Chihuahua.”

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