Top 280 Chris Colfer Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “Sometimes you have good days, and sometimes you have bad days. It really depends on how much caffeine you’ve had.”

— Chris Colfer

52. “In what grade do we stop believing in ourselves? I asked. In what grade do we stop believing, period? I mean, SOMEONE has to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner. SOMEONE has to be a ballerina. Why not us?”

— Chris Colfer

53. “We are all but characters in the books of God’s library.”

— Chris Colfer

54. “You can change a body, but you can’t change a soul. The heart wants what it wants.”

— Chris Colfer

55. “Just because anyone can do something doesn’t mean everyone should. Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anythimg these days.”

— Chris Colfer

56. “I think every time a movie gets made, it’s a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn’t so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.”

— Chris Colfer

57. “The higher the hair, the closer to god.”

— Chris Colfer

58. “Land of Stories.”

— Chris Colfer

59. “Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don’t have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn’t mean you’re without your own talents.”

— Chris Colfer

60. “Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better.”

— Chris Colfer

61. “If you spend your whole life worrying about getting hurt, then you aren’t really living. You don’t want to shield yourself so much from the bad stuff that nothing good gets to you either.”

— Chris Colfer

62. “Always let the world inspire and influence you, but never let it discourage you.”

— Chris Colfer

63. “I wasn’t going to get such a nice car – I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy – but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!”

— Chris Colfer

64. “When you meet the person you’re meant to be with, everything changes – you don’t feel like you’re fighting the world alone anymore.”

— Chris Colfer

65. “It’s a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in.”

— Chris Colfer

66. “Some annoying little girl told me once that optimism always pays off, and she’s usually right about things.”

— Chris Colfer

67. “It takes courage to face a giant, but it takes a true hero to stand up to the world.”

— Chris Colfer

68. “The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn’t want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they’re gay.”

— Chris Colfer

69. “Maybe greatness isn’t about being immortal, or glorious, or popular – it’s about choosing to fight for the greater good of the world, even when the world’s turned its back on you.”

— Chris Colfer

70. “This world is full of magic if you choose to see it.”

— Chris Colfer

71. “We all know how terrible keeping a secret can feel. Secrets are like parasites – the longer you keep them inside you, the more damage they cause.”

— Chris Colfer

72. “I’ve been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator.”

— Chris Colfer

73. “If you ask me, it doesn’t matter what life you’re living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.”

— Chris Colfer

74. “And in your deranged mind, what do you think the lesson of ‘Goldilocks and the Three Bears’ is?” Alex challenged him. “Easy,” Conner said. “Lock your doors! Robbers come in all shapes and sizes. Even curly-haired little girls can’t be trusted.” Alex grunted again and crossed her arms.”

— Chris Colfer

75. “Hatred is like fire and no one can extinguish it by giving it fuel.”

— Chris Colfer

76. “If there’s one thing life is good at, it’s surprising you,” Jack said. “And sometimes it surprises you in the best ways.”

— Chris Colfer

77. “If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don’t move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.”

— Chris Colfer

78. “I know heroes exist because i’m my little brother’s hero. It isn’t easy, it’s not always fun, it’s full of hard choices, and sometimes you have to put yourself second to help the people you love. But being a hero is a choice.”

— Chris Colfer

79. “As writers we have the profound privilege and responsibility to create a new world when the current one takes a turn for the worse.”

— Chris Colfer

80. “High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.”

— Chris Colfer

81. “Men like you give pirates a bad name,” Captain Auburn Sally said. “You aren’t pirates,” Captain Hook said with a laugh. “You’re just a bunch of little girls with attitude!” “Then I feel sorry for you, Hook,” Auburn Sally said. “Because you and your men are about to get your booty handed to you by a bunch of little girls. Ladies, charge!”

— Chris Colfer

82. “I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.”

— Chris Colfer

83. “I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can’t, because I know I’m just a huge nerd, and that wouldn’t work for me.”

— Chris Colfer

84. “My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.”

— Chris Colfer

85. “Fairy tales are life lessons disguised with colorful characters and situations.”

— Chris Colfer

86. “All it takes is one bad apple to disgrace the whole tree.”

— Chris Colfer

87. “After such a narrow escape from death, a different man would have abandoned his quest for supremacy, but the Masked Man’s need for power was like a disease – and fulfillment was the only cure.”

— Chris Colfer

88. “Fairy tales are much more than silly bedtime stories,” the teacher continued. “The solution to almost every problem imaginable can be found in the outcome of a fairy tale. Fairy tales are life lessons disguised with colorful characters and situations. “’The.”

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89. “No one ever stops being a student in the classroom of life.”

— Chris Colfer

90. “I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of ‘Sweeney Todd’ called ‘Shirley Todd,’ and I had a great time doing that.”

— Chris Colfer

91. “A daisy doesn’t need the roses’ permission to bloom – and neither do you.”

— Chris Colfer

92. “Los recuerdos no se crean solos.”

— Chris Colfer

93. “Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I’d definitely have to write and direct something. But I don’t know if I could.”

— Chris Colfer

94. “Nothing is stranger than fanfiction,” Cash said, like a sailor recalling his encounter with a horrible sea creature.”

— Chris Colfer

95. “You’re a brave little hero, I’ll give you that,” the Snake Lord said. “But there’s a thin line between bravery and stupidity – and I’m afraid you just crossed it.” “And there’s a thin line between bad breath and halitosis,” Bolt said. “I’m afraid you crossed that a while ago.”

— Chris Colfer

96. “Happily ever after isn’t a finish line, it isn’t a paradise, and it isn’t a phenomenon that makes all your dreams come true. Happily ever after is about finding happiness within yourself and holding on to it through any storm that comes your way.”

— Chris Colfer

97. “Family Farms,” she declared. A hush fell over the room. Little Bo Peep was a very.”

— Chris Colfer

98. “You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going.”

— Chris Colfer

99. “And that’s a polycrab,” Conner said. “It has ten limbs and three tails,” Alex noted. “That’s thirteen appendages – why would you name it a polycrab? Poly means seven.” “Oh,” Conner said. “That explains why I failed that geometry quiz.”

— Chris Colfer

100. “I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.”

— Chris Colfer