Top 500 Christopher Hitchens Quotes (2024 Update)
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351. “Cancer victimhood contains a permanent temptation to be self-centred and even solipsistic.”

— Christopher Hitchens

352. “I’ve been to Uganda and to North Korea and to Eritrea, countless horror spots around the world.”

— Christopher Hitchens

353. “Flaubert was right when he said that our use of language is like a cracked kettle on which we bang out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we need to move the very stars to pity.”

— Christopher Hitchens

354. “I don’t think there’s any need to have essays advocating selfishness among human beings; I don’t know what your impression has been, but some things require no further reinforcement.”

— Christopher Hitchens

355. “I think the materialist conception of history is valid.”

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356. “An individual deficient in the sense of humor represents more of a challenge to our idea of the human than a person of subnormal intelligence.”

— Christopher Hitchens

357. “I don’t think it’s possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.”

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358. “The thing about religion is that it’s the first and the worst. The worst because it’s the first.”

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359. “Three words for those who want to put the Christ back in Christmas: Jingle Bell Rock.”

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360. “If waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture.”

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361. “It is a frequent vice of radical polemic to assert, and even to believe, that once you have found the lowest motive for an antagonist, you have identified the correct one.”

— Christopher Hitchens

362. “Religion is compulsory in English schools, you know.”

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363. “With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity. If you open a bottle of wine, for heaven’s sake have the grace to throw away the damn cork.”

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364. “I’m not very impressed by people who yell “traitor” and “communist” and other less printable things. I don’t like it.”

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365. “When you fall ill, people send you CDs. Very often, in my experience, these are by Leonard Cohen.”

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366. “It’s probably a merciful thing that pain is impossible to describe from memory.”

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367. “I asked him if the thought of annihilation never gave him any uneasiness. He said not the least; no more than the thought that he had not been, as Lucretius observes.”

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368. “Only a humorless tyrant could want a perpetual chanting of praises that, one has no choice but to assume, would be the innate virtues and splendors furnished him by his creator, infinite regression, drowned in praise!”

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369. “You should be nicer to him,? a schoolmate had once said to me of some awfully ill-favored boy. ‘He has no friends.’ This, I realized with a pang of pity that I can still remember, was only true as long as everybody agreed to it.”

— Christopher Hitchens

370. “I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try and deny the same to others, at least as long as they refuse to keep their fantasies to themselves.”

— Christopher Hitchens

371. “The Postmodernists’ tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose.”

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372. “Religious ideas, supposedly private matters between man and god, are in practice always political ideas.”

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373. “There either is a god or there is not; there is a ‘design’ or not.”

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374. “I have quite a decent constitution in spite of all my abuse of it and my advanced years. I’m still quite robust.”

— Christopher Hitchens

375. “To be against rationalization is not the same as to be opposed to reasoning.”

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376. “Only a complete moral idiot can believe for an instant that we are fighting against the wretched of the earth. We are fighting, as I said before, against the scum of the earth.”

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377. “It’s considered acceptable in our culture to approach perfect strangers, as often or not who may be in extremis, and evangelise. I don’t see why that’s considered a normal thing.”

— Christopher Hitchens

378. “I’m not that keen on the idea of being unconscious.”

— Christopher Hitchens

379. “Those of us who follow politics seriously rather than view it as a game show do not look at Hillary Clinton and simply think ‘first woman president.’ We think – for example – ‘first ex-co-president’ or ‘first wife of a disbarred lawyer and impeached former incumbent’ or ’first person to use her daughter as photo-op protection during her husband’s perjury rap.”

— Christopher Hitchens

380. “Indeed, it’s futile to try and use Holy Scripture to support any political position. I deeply distrust anyone who does. Just look at what an Islamic Republic is like.”

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381. “Yes, I, well, when I write, as often as I can, I try to write as if I’m talking to people. It doesn’t always work, and one shouldn’t always try it, but I try and write as if I am talking, and trying to engage the reader in conversation.”

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382. “If you’ve led a rather bohemian and rackety life, as I have, it’s precisely the cancer that you’d expect to get. That’s a bit of a yawn.”

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383. “Old-fashioned people still say “bless you” when one sneezes, but they have forgotten the reason for the custom. The reason was that people were thought to sneeze out their souls, and before their souls could get back lurking demons were apt to enter the unsouled body; but if any one said “God bless you,” the demons were frightened off.”

— Christopher Hitchens

384. “Imponderable Sir, I presume from some if not all of your many reputations that you might prefer honest and convinced unbelief to the hypocritical and self-interested affectation of faith or the smoking tributes of bloody altars.”

— Christopher Hitchens

385. “The point is not the honest relief of suffering but the promulgation of a cult based on death and suffering and subjection.”

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386. “We become accomplices in evil every time we seek to soothe the unslakable appetites of the crime family that sits in Pyongyang.”

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387. “In modern Greek history, there is a close relationship between national humiliation and political radicalization.”

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388. “In a Pyongyang restaurant, don’t ever ask for a doggie bag.”

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389. “All the time, I’ve felt that life is a wager and that I probably was getting more out of leading a bohemian existence as a writer than I would have if I didn’t.”

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390. “You can only have one aim per debate.”

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391. “Authors who moan with praise for their editors always seem to reek slightly of the Stockholm syndrome.”

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392. “When I go to the clinic next and sit with a tube in my arm and watch the poison go in, I’m in an attitude of abject passivity. It doesn’t feel like fighting at all; it just feels like submitting.”

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393. “I do not believe any of the statistical claims that are made about public opinion. I don’t see why anybody does.”

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394. “The true essence of a dictatorship is in fact not its regularity but its unpredictability and caprice; those who live under it must never be able to relax, must never be quite sure if they have followed the rules correctly or not.”

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395. “Millions of people die every day. Everyone’s got to go sometime.”

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396. “The press is still investing itself, it seems to me, in a sort of cynicism. It comes out better for them if they can predict hard times, bogging down, sniping, attrition.”

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397. “Saul of Tarsus on the Damascene road.”

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398. “We have millions and millions of North Korean children totally stunted in mind and body and will have to be dealt with at some point, who have been raised to believe that they live in a regime that is run by a god.”

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399. “The noble title of “dissident” must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement.”

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400. “Urging humans to be superhumans, on pain of death and torture, is the urging of terrible self-abasement at their repeated and inevitable failure to keep the rules.”

— Christopher Hitchens