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Eddie Izzard Quote: “Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It’s a slow burn thing. It’s got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.”

101. “Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It’s a slow burn thing. It’s got an arc. Comedy is more like coke.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I’ve just come to the conclusion that all women should wear whatever they want to wear and that all men should wear whatever they want to wear. If they have a problem with that, they should take it up with United Nations.”

102. “I’ve just come to the conclusion that all women should wear whatever they want to wear and that all men should wear whatever they want to wear. If they have a problem with that, they should take it up with United Nations.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it’s very, “More, give me more of that stuff,” because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it’s basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that’s what being a comedian is about.”

103. “Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it’s very, “More, give me more of that stuff,” because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it’s basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that’s what being a comedian is about.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It’s just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.”

104. “My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It’s just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “If you’re a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion.”

105. “If you’re a performer, people tend to be quite positive about you or they have no opinion.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They’re just pretty people singing music written by others.”

106. “Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They’re just pretty people singing music written by others.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “We need to become more open minded to the idea that many of us exist on a spectrum – a continuum – of gender. That for some of us the choice isn’t just one or the other – completely male or completely female – but often a combination of both. In fact, it seems there are three different lines on the sexuality spectrum: how you self identify, who you’re attracted to, and what you look like. And it seems the dial can be at any place on any of those three lines.”

107. “We need to become more open minded to the idea that many of us exist on a spectrum – a continuum – of gender. That for some of us the choice isn’t just one or the other – completely male or completely female – but often a combination of both. In fact, it seems there are three different lines on the sexuality spectrum: how you self identify, who you’re attracted to, and what you look like. And it seems the dial can be at any place on any of those three lines.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian’s comedian, it just won’t sit well. But I’m fine with that. I’m fine with that label.”

108. “If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian’s comedian, it just won’t sit well. But I’m fine with that. I’m fine with that label.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I don’t believe that competitions are important.”

109. “I don’t believe that competitions are important.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “Could adults actually deal with a weird monster under their bed? I think if the monster started moving around, then- well we’d get out of bed and we’d get a frying pan, and then we’d beat the crap out of the monster under the bed. Or we’d get a broom and poke the monster out. No, we’d lock the door and set fire to the house.”

110. “Could adults actually deal with a weird monster under their bed? I think if the monster started moving around, then- well we’d get out of bed and we’d get a frying pan, and then we’d beat the crap out of the monster under the bed. Or we’d get a broom and poke the monster out. No, we’d lock the door and set fire to the house.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it’s kind of what you’d expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.”

111. “In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it’s kind of what you’d expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, “Oh, America is not what I think America is.” But America is what I think it is. It’s just that it’s two bits of it, and I don’t go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.”

112. “I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, “Oh, America is not what I think America is.” But America is what I think it is. It’s just that it’s two bits of it, and I don’t go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.”

113. “I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!”

114. “So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “When I was seven, I said, “I want to act.” When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.”

115. “When I was seven, I said, “I want to act.” When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.”

116. “We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I’m out the door. But that’s the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.”

117. “I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I’m out the door. But that’s the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I try to keep performing as much as possible – I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.”

118. “I try to keep performing as much as possible – I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.”

119. “I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “No one ever says, “This piece of creative work is crap, but they made it in a couple of weeks, so let’s go and check it out.”

120. “No one ever says, “This piece of creative work is crap, but they made it in a couple of weeks, so let’s go and check it out.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “Very advanced fashion almost joins up with having no fashion sense at all.”

121. “Very advanced fashion almost joins up with having no fashion sense at all.”

— Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard Quote: “If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.”

122. “If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.”

— Eddie Izzard

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