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Top 250 Ellen DeGeneres Quotes (2025 Update)
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Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.”

251. “I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.”

252. “If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.”

253. “Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “I think there’s too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.”

254. “I think there’s too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where’s the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?”

255. “There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where’s the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?”

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Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.”

256. “I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.”

257. “I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.”

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Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don’t know how it would be different because I’ve never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman’s or Sharon Stone’s. I think everybody’s fame is different.”

258. “I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don’t know how it would be different because I’ve never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman’s or Sharon Stone’s. I think everybody’s fame is different.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.”

259. “Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “Here’s a professional tip: If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.”

260. “Here’s a professional tip: If you have to say you’re kidding, it might not be a great joke.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “So to conclude my conclusion, follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.”

261. “So to conclude my conclusion, follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path and by all means you should follow that. Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t take anyone’s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”

262. “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “At a four-way stop sign, the person with the prettiest eyes has the right of way.”

263. “At a four-way stop sign, the person with the prettiest eyes has the right of way.”

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Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying.”

264. “Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “We should celebrate every year that we made it through and every year that we’re happier and healthier.”

265. “We should celebrate every year that we made it through and every year that we’re happier and healthier.”

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Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “We’re all supposed to be different. I want so badly to encourage everyone to say, “Who am I and how do I want to live my life?”

266. “We’re all supposed to be different. I want so badly to encourage everyone to say, “Who am I and how do I want to live my life?”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “If there is any message I want you to take from this book, it is that befriending a parrot can be both frustrating and infinitely rewarding.”

267. “If there is any message I want you to take from this book, it is that befriending a parrot can be both frustrating and infinitely rewarding.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: “On the topic of babies: “I know which end you feed.”

268. “On the topic of babies: “I know which end you feed.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

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