Top 100 Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “Humans are mostly kind only to their own-self, and their own. To another being, they’re mostly indifferent, if not inhumane.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

52. “Stand bloody tall – you’re the All.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

53. “All’s a Oneness. There’s nothing else.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

54. “Like all fancies, fancied gods too do not last. All a ‘One’ is – this the Ultimate Reality does. Get ‘It’. Before you breathe your last.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

55. “There is no human-like god. If there were, he’d be as silly as you.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

56. “Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they’re God. Well, if they are, I’m their grand-pop.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

57. “I’ve a theory. Perhaps a dog should’ve bit us buttholes at birth. Thus a bit of its goodness could’ve entered our dark souls. We may have gained a dog’s mirth. And so even after getting kicked, like the lovely being that is a dog, we may have forgiven each other. And made merry.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

58. “Those who love dogs, know something about God.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

59. “It’s tough to get out of one’s inherited imbecilic culture, and a thus inherited or endowed lunatic belief system. A freethinker must overcome every deadened system. Especially one’s own.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

60. “Any fool can start a religion. And many do.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

61. “I shall tell you about God once you’ve reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

62. “Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

63. “Death is easy, living difficult.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

64. “Humans are beasts, until tamed.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

65. “All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

66. “There are no human gods here, just hoods who think they are.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

67. “An educated man believing in a this-that vile sky-god rewarding him-her, but punishing your enemies with hell and fire, is uneducated.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

68. “If you were sane, we’d both be mad.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

69. “The Ultimate Truth is too sophisticated a concept for you idiots worshiping this-that asinine sky-god.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

70. “I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

71. “Yeah, I love your hateful messiahs and gods, as I cherish all idiots, and mad dogs.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

72. “I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

73. “The only way to keep a friend is let go his stupid faults, and keep his silly love for you, with a bushel full of salt.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

74. “Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well – for you to go to hell.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

75. “I’ve known humans, and I know beasts. The beast is better. It is unpretentious. It kills for food. Humans do ’cause they’re just not any good.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

76. “Yeah, I assure you I hear you perfectly. But my ears don’t do so as deftly.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

77. “Hate gets no god.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

78. “Any silly ism or stupid book that considers men above women, must be shunned like a lowlife demon. For, all’s one, barring none.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

79. “I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you’re a joke.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

80. “Most people just do not give a crap. Especially about you. It is not because you’re crap. Mostly it is so because they are. So, you’re better than them. Yeah! Now, give a crap!”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

81. “If I were married, I would be unmarried.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

82. “If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you’re reading the wrong crap of late.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

83. “Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you’re well. When is your funeral?”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

84. “Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

85. “If your believed in book-told god is a silly sod, you too are.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

86. “The mystic, identifying neither with his-her race-religion-gender nor with any mind-made blunder, lives and dies in One’s splendor.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

87. “Don’t, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world – never to your own damn, silly stupid self.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

88. “Do your thing, without harming anything.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

89. “So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

90. “Checked thoroughly, humans stink.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

91. “In reality, there is nether one-god nor many gods. Just a oneness, an indivisible unity sans this-that god.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

92. “To really know a person criticize his god. And he’ll show you who he is not.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

93. “There is only one thing you can do on earth. Be yourself. Hopefully being good, and not a hood. So, be you! Everyone else is taken, grandstanding with their own silly self.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

94. “Humans are mental. You be gentle.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

95. “Any religion that cannot stand up to a modern scientific reasoning, and to rational proof, is asinine.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

96. “That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

97. “How did I get ‘IT’? – By crying, begging, yelping! – Any of this helping?”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

98. “Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

99. “Be good, you! no good.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

100. “People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas