Top 35 Hank Williams, Jr. Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “If you mind your own business, you’ll stay busy all the time.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

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2. “We say grace and we say ma’am. If you ain’t in to that, we don’t give a damn.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

3. “I’d love to spit some Beechnut in that dude’s eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

4. “Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin’, I want to thank you Lord.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

5. “Have pity on a dinosaur.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

6. “You’re singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don’t turn me on.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

7. “Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but your too fat to ride.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

8. “No mommy’s kisses and no daddy’s smile. Nobody wants me, I’m nobody’s child.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

9. “It’s all over but the crying.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

10. “Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

11. “I’d have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I’d ban the ones made in China.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

12. “Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

13. “Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

14. “The greatest of men, they don’t get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

15. “Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

16. “My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

17. “You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don’t step on my cowboy boots.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

18. “We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

19. “I get whiskey bent and hell bound.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

20. “Why don’t we all just get a long-neck?”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

21. “Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It’s the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

22. “We’ve got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

23. “Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

24. “If they don’t have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

25. “My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

26. “I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that’ll do anything between.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

27. “I had a good friend in New York City.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

28. “The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we’d had it made.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

29. “I’d put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

30. “We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it’s the biggest in history.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

31. “The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I’m against cats in the house.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

32. “I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it’ll work every time.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

33. “Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they’re all the same, these men with broken hearts.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

34. “I’m for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I’m for nothing else but me and you tonight.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

35. “He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

36. “They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I’m afraid it’s so. Cause they’re over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

37. “It was only his fifth offense, and this time he’s killed someone.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.

38. “Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.”

— Hank Williams, Jr.