Top 500 J.D. Salinger Quotes (2024 Update)
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351. “I walked down the long, wet cobblestone hill into town. I ignored the flashes of lightning all around me. They either had your number on them or they didn’t.”

— J.D. Salinger

352. “I began writing eight or ten words of my own on a sheet of paper, in very large letters that I could read without any trouble. I did that for over a month, filling a couple of small, dime-store writing tablets. Then suddenly I quit. For no particular reason. Chiefly, I was saddened by my own ignorance, I think. Then, too, I was a little afraid I was going blind. There’s never just one reason for anything. But, anyway, I quit.”

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353. “They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more. It’s not so good, that way.”

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354. “What I like best is a book that’s at least funny once in awhile.”

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355. “A community of seriously hip observers is a scary and depressing thing.”

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356. “I mean he’d keep telling you to unify and simplify all the time. Some things you just can’t do that to.”

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357. “She looked like she might have a pretty damn good idea what bastard she was the mother of. But you can’t always tell – with somebody’s mother, I mean. Mothers are all slightly insane.”

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358. “Mother, darling, don’t yell at me. I can hear you beautifully,” said the girl.”

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359. “I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted to look like the other one, and you couldn’t blame them, but it was very amusing anyway.”

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360. “Anybody over sixteen without an ulcer’s a goddamn spy.”

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361. “Aunt – Uh – There’s a war on. Uh – I mean you’ve seen it on the newsreels. I mean you’ve heard it on the radio and all, haven’t you?”

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362. “I’ll tell you a terrible secret – Are you listening to me? There isn’t anyone out there who isn’t Seymour’s Fat Lady.”

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363. “That’s depressing, when somebody says “please” to you.”

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364. “She yelled ‘Good luck!’ at me the same way old Spencer did when I left Pencey. God, how I hate when somebody yells ‘Good luck!’ at me when I’m leaving somewhere. It’s depressing.”

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365. “I do not willfully invite any disillusions at this point in my life. I am willing to stay in the dark.”

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366. “I’m sorry, I’m awful, I’ve just felt so terribly destructive all week. It’s awful. I’m horrible.”

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367. “Something else an academic education will do for you. If you go along with it any considerable distance, it will begin to give you an idea what size mind you have. What’ll fit and, maybe, what it won’t. After a while, you’ll have an idea what kind of thoughts your mind should be wearing. For one thing, it may save you an extraordinary amount of time trying on ideas that won’t suit you, aren’t becoming to you. You’ll begin to know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.”

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368. “How in hell are you going to recognize a legitimate holy man when you see one if you don’t even know a cup of concentrated chicken soup when it’s right in front of your nose?”

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369. “I don’t like it when it stings,′ he said. ‘Nobody does.”

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370. “When she was done whispering in the mike and being cute as hell, they’d sing a song half in English and half in French and drive all the phonies in the place mad with joy.”

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371. “You never get to sit next to the window any more when you’re married.”

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372. “Women kill me. They really do. I don’t mean I’m oversexed or anything like that – although I am quite sexy. I just like them, I mean.”

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373. “Then, as though he had suddenly become exhausted-or, rather, depleted by the demands made on him by a world greedy for the fruit of his intellect-he began to massage the side of his face with the flat of his hand, removing, with unconscious crassness, a bit of sleep from one eye.”

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374. “Mary Hudson waved to me. I waved back. I couldn’t have stopped myself, even if Id wanted to. Her stickwork aside, she happened to be a girl who knew how to wave to somebody from third base.”

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375. “God, how I still love private readers. It’s what we all used to be.”

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376. “Certain things they should stay the way they are.”

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377. “If you’re a poet, you do something beautiful. I mean you’re supposed to leave something beautiful after you get off the page and everything. The ones you’re talking about don’t leave a single, solitary thing beautiful. All that maybe the slightly better ones do is sort of get inside your head and leave something there, but just because they do, just because they know how to leave something, it doesn’t have to be a poem, for heaven’s sake.”

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378. “That’s one nice thing about carrousels, they always play the same songs.”

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379. “As you damned well know, we never change much in our hearts.”

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380. “Boy, did he depress me! I don’t mean he was a bad guy- he wasn’t. But you don’t have to be a bad guy to depress somebody- you can be a good guy and do it. All you have to do to depress somebody is give them a lot of phony advice while you’re looking for your initials in some can door- that’s all you have to do. I don’t know. Maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if he hadn’t been all out of breath.”

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381. “It’s nice when somebody tells you about their uncle. Especially when they start out telling you about their father’s farm and then all of a sudden get more interested in their uncle.”

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382. “If you’re a poet, you do something beautiful. I mean you’re supposed to leave something beautiful after you get off the page and everything.”

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383. “If I were God, I certainly wouldn’t want people to love me sentimentally. It’s too unreliable.”

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384. “Almost every damn school in the world gets out earlier for Christmas break than the school I go to.”

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385. “If sentiment doesn’t ultimately make fibbers of some people, their natural abominable memories almost certainly will.”

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386. “They make everything they touch turn absolutely academic and useless. To my mind, They’re mostly to blame for the mob of ignorant oafs with diplomas that are turned loose on the country every June.”

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387. “This is of unspeakable importance. Please send any books on the structure of the human heart that I have not read.”

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388. “I watched Kenneth’s face like a writer.”

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389. “He finished combing his goddamn gorgeous hair.”

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390. “You fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”

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391. “I’ve missed you.” The words were no sooner out than she realized that she didn’t mean them at all.”

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392. “They’re not. That’s partly what’s so awful. I mean they’re not real poets. They’re just people that write poems that get published and anthologized all over the place but they’re not poets.”

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393. “Oh, it’s lovely to see you!? Franny said as the cab moved off. ‘I’ve missed you.’ The words were no sooner out than she realized that she didn’t mean them at all.”

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394. “I am not constructed for continued absences; I have never claimed to be constructed for them.”

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395. “Then something altogether hideous happened. The thought was forced on me that no matter how coolly or sensibly or gracefully I might one day to learn to live my life, I would always at best be a visitor in a garden of enamel urinals and bedpans, with a sightless, wooden dummy-deity standing by in a marked-down rupture truss.”

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396. “The thing is, it’s really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs – if yours are really good ones and theirs aren’t. You think if they’re intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don’t give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do.”

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397. “It ends up with everybody at this long dinner table laughing their asses off because the great Dane comes in with a bunch of puppies. Everybody thought it was a male, I suppose, or some goddam thing. All I can say is, don’t see it if you don’t want to puke all over yourself.”

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398. “I like Jesus and all, but I don’t care too much for most of the other stuff in the Bible.”

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399. “That killed me.”

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400. “My opinions are all too frequently too damn harsh for words.”

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