Top 200 Crazy Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Interesting Quotes, Fiction Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

2. “Don’t Panic.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Interesting Quotes, Silly Quotes

3. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes

4. “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”

— Lewis Carroll

Also featured in: Impossible Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Imagination Quotes

5. “You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”

— Jimi Hendrix

Also featured in: Music Quotes

6. “It ain't over till it's over.”

— Yogi Berra

Also featured in: Persistence Quotes, Athlete Quotes, Silly Quotes, Giving Up Quotes, Motivational Workout Quotes

7. “I think it would be great to be born on Earth and to die on Mars. Just hopefully not at the point of impact.”

— Elon Musk

Also featured in: Space Quotes, Quotes About Mars

8. “Music is my religion.”

— Jimi Hendrix

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Creativity Quotes, Artist Quotes

9. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

— Charles Bukowski

Also featured in: Fiction Quotes, Hard Hitting Quotes, Creative Quotes

10. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

— Mark Twain

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Witty Quotes

11. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”

— Frank Zappa

Also featured in: Quotes About Thinking, Clever Quotes, Witty Quotes, Curiosity Quotes

12. “I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”

— Salvador Dalí

Also featured in: Artist Quotes, Creative Quotes, Witty Quotes

13. “I am prepared to try anything once.”

— Richard Branson

Also featured in: Experience Quotes, Quotes About Trying, Risk-Taking Quotes

14. “Born to lose. Live to win.”

— Lemmy Kilmister

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Short Quotes, Winning Quotes, Ambition Quotes

15. “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”

— Edgar Allan Poe

Also featured in: Fiction Quotes, Depressing Quotes, Clever Quotes

16. “I have no stress, because I am the best.”

— Lil Wayne

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Silly Quotes, Artist Quotes

17. “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

— Jack Kerouac

Also featured in: Creativity Quotes, Live Life Quotes, Passion Quotes, Freedom Quotes

18. “I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

— Salvador Dalí

Also featured in: Creativity Quotes, Different Quotes, Individuality Quotes

19. “I love money and money loves me.”

— Reverend Ike

Also featured in: Prosperity Quotes, Wealth Quotes, Silly Quotes, Affirmation Quotes, Quotes About Money

20. “I need a six month vacation twice a year.”

— Anonymous

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Funny Senior Quotes, Vacation Quotes

21. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Path Quotes, Clever Quotes

22. “I want it all and I want it now.”

— Freddie Mercury

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Passion Quotes, Ambition Quotes, Longing Quotes

23. “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”

— Jimi Hendrix

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Artist Quotes, Different Quotes, Quotes About Songs

24. “I say, ‘Why not’ to everything.”

— Russell Westbrook

Also featured in: Athlete Quotes, Silly Quotes, Taking Action Quotes, Risk-Taking Quotes

25. “With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you – that’s my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you.”

— Osho

Also featured in: Hard Hitting Quotes

26. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.”

— Alan Moore

Also featured in: Sad Quotes, Suffering Quotes, Bad Day Quotes

27. “Nothing is real.”

— John Lennon

Also featured in: Short Quotes, Quotes About Reality

28. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

Also featured in: Experience Quotes, Carpe Diem Quotes, Risk-Taking Quotes, Travel Quotes

29. “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

— Philip K. Dick

30. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

— Steven Wright

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Funny Work Quotes, Humor Quotes

31. “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

— Warren Zevon

Also featured in: Music Quotes, Short Quotes, Witty Quotes

32. “We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”

— Johnny Depp

Also featured in: Personality Quotes, Quotes About People

33. “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

— Heath Ledger

Also featured in: Famous Movie Quotes

34. “The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes

35. “The first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

Also featured in: Fighting Quotes, Firsts Quotes, Famous Movie Quotes

36. “Congratulations! Today is your day!”

— Dr. Seuss

Also featured in: Sweet Quotes, Good Morning Quotes, Graduation Quotes

37. “If anything can go wrong it will.”

— Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

Also featured in: Failure Quotes, Silly Quotes, Principles And Laws, Engineering Quotes

38. “Trust me. I’m a genius.”

— Eoin Colfer

Also featured in: Silly Quotes, Humor Quotes, Ego Quotes, Genius Quotes

39. “Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

Also featured in: Enjoy Life Quotes, Hard Hitting Quotes, Risk-Taking Quotes, Adventure Quotes

40. “The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

— Lily Tomlin

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Clever Quotes, Witty Quotes, Humor Quotes

41. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”

— Michael Scott

Also featured in: Fiction Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes, Character Quotes

42. “Go ahead, make my day.”

— Clint Eastwood

Also featured in: Boldness Quotes, Epic Quotes, Famous Movie Quotes

43. “It’s just mind-blowingly awesome. I apologize, and I wish I was more articulate, but it’s hard to be articulate when your mind’s blown-but in a very good way.”

— Elon Musk

Also featured in: Space Quotes

44. “What a long strange trip it’s been.”

— Jerry Garcia

Also featured in: Journey Quotes, Grateful Quotes, Travel Quotes

45. “There is only one difference between a madman and myself. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.”

— Salvador Dalí

Also featured in: Clever Quotes

46. “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

— Marshawn Lynch

Also featured in: Athlete Quotes, Silly Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Funny Work Quotes

47. “Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

— George Carlin

Also featured in: Sarcastic Quotes, Quotes About Reality, Funny Quotes About Life

48. “Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”

— J.K. Rowling

Also featured in: Silly Quotes

49. “Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Also featured in: Emotion Quotes, Witty Quotes

50. “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

— Douglas Adams

Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Silly Quotes, Hilarious Quotes