Top 50 Jase Robertson Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.”

— Jase Robertson

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2. “Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.”

— Jase Robertson

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3. “God’s first, then family, then whatever else you love.”

— Jase Robertson

4. “When you don’t know what you’re doing, it’s best to do it quickly.”

— Jase Robertson

5. “The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.”

— Jase Robertson

6. “When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way.”

— Jase Robertson

7. “I’m just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That’s just what I like to do.”

— Jase Robertson

8. “Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.”

— Jase Robertson

9. “Group texts are the worst. They’re like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can’t stop it.”

— Jase Robertson

10. “Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?”

— Jase Robertson

11. “I don’t like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous.”

— Jase Robertson

12. “When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2.”

— Jase Robertson

13. “You can see the true heart of a man when you’re out in the woods with a weapon.”

— Jase Robertson

14. “Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.”

— Jase Robertson

15. “You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.”

— Jase Robertson

16. “I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.”

— Jase Robertson

17. “Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.”

— Jase Robertson

18. “Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.”

— Jase Robertson

19. “I’m into the true meaning of Christmas – Faith, Family, and Facial hair.”

— Jase Robertson

20. “The biggest problem we faced was people stealing our nets and fish. Sometimes the thieves would ruin the nets by cutting the fish out. The first time it happened, I asked my dad if we should call the police, but he said, “Son, where we live, I am 911.”

— Jase Robertson

21. “If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.”

— Jase Robertson

22. “It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown.”

— Jase Robertson

23. “Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.”

— Jase Robertson

24. “My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months – but now I have it all the time.”

— Jase Robertson

25. “At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It’s the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.”

— Jase Robertson

26. “My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool.”

— Jase Robertson

27. “We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that’s the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.”

— Jase Robertson

28. “I’ve been showing up late and dirty all my life.”

— Jase Robertson

29. “Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you’re going to shoot more ducks.”

— Jase Robertson

30. “A duck tastes the same whether they’re shot sitting or flying.”

— Jase Robertson

31. “Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.”

— Jase Robertson

32. “The bottom line is we are trying to do what’s right. We don’t just say we believe in God – we have active relationships with God.”

— Jase Robertson

33. “I’m going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.”

— Jase Robertson

34. “A lot of people just think that that’s unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God’s way, the world would be a lot better off.”

— Jase Robertson

35. “I will always view humans as being superior to the animal kingdom and will continue to manage their habitat and population until I see animals pick up a weapon.”

— Jase Robertson

36. “Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a Christian, just like sitting in a duck blind doesn’t make you a duck hunter.”

— Jase Robertson

37. “However, I eventually learned the hard way that women are not like fish at all. For one, fish do not have the ability to slap your face because you’re trying to land two at once.”

— Jase Robertson

38. “The lesson learned: don’t bring claws and teeth to a gunfight.”

— Jase Robertson

39. “When Reed was old enough to go dove-hunting, I figured out that he was more into shooting shells than actually hunting. He wanted to fire his gun as much as possible. Whenever a dove flew by, I heard boom! Boom! Boom! I tried to tell him that shotguns weren’t heat-seeking missiles and that he had to aim at the bird. But when the next dove flew overhead, I heard boom! Boom! Boom! The first time we went dove-hunting, I think he went through two boxes of shells before he finally connected.”

— Jase Robertson

40. “Nowadays, people ask me crazy questions, like “What would you do if tragedy struck your family, or if your house burned down, or if they canceled your TV show?” My response is always the same: “Pretty much what I did yesterday, just not nearly as comfortably.”

— Jase Robertson

41. “God uses flawed sons and daughters to make the all-perfect Christ known, and if He can use me, He can use anyone.”

— Jase Robertson

42. “The Bible is not a rule book for life or a collection of fairy tales; it’s a weapon of mass instruction.”

— Jase Robertson

43. “When Dad came home a couple of days later, Mom told him about the fish I’d caught and how much money we’d made. I could see the smile on his face. But then he went outside to check his boat and noticed that a paddle was missing. Instead of saying, “Good job, son,” he yelled at me for losing a paddle! I couldn’t believe he was scolding me over a stupid oar! I’d worked from daylight to dusk and earned enough money for my family to buy a dozen paddles! Where was the gratitude?”

— Jase Robertson

44. “My dad has always viewed manhood as a big deal; he likes to say the most endangered species on the planet is manly men.”

— Jase Robertson

45. “What he didn’t know was that Kevin is quite the player and that I don’t make bets with eternal consequences on the line unless I know we’re going to win!”

— Jase Robertson

46. “While frogs are some of the strangest creatures on earth, they can’t hold water against women. One of my dad’s favorite sayings when we were kids was “Boys, when God made a woman He made a strange creature.” I wasn’t married for very long before I realized he was right.”

— Jase Robertson

47. “I have never liked the line “up a creek without a paddle” because of the trouble boat paddles caused me.”

— Jase Robertson

48. “I realized then that the only thing worse than being in the wrong spot was being close enough to hear someone else in the right spot!”

— Jase Robertson

49. “Remember: a beard grown is a lot of pennies saved.”

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50. “Every time I walk through a swamp or the woods, or climb into a boat on the Ouachita River, I see evidence of God all around me. As far as I’m concerned, that’s all the proof I need to know I’m living in His house.”

— Jase Robertson