Top 120 Jasmine Mas Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Who cares if Sarah cheated on Bethany with Eric and that they did butt stuff?”

— Jasmine Mas

52. “Lay a finger on her,” the voice said calmly, “and I’ll cut off both your hands, then I’ll shove them down your throat. Then, while you’re busy choking, I’ll skin you alive.”

— Jasmine Mas

53. “They looked like a perfect match: the small princess and her dark prince.”

— Jasmine Mas

54. “I wanted to brand her name across my black heart, carve her name into my flesh so she wouldn’t feel alone in her scars.”

— Jasmine Mas

55. “In that moment, I learned something very important about myself: I had a praise kink.”

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56. “The lost one shall change what is before Chained to death’s soldiers, becoming evermore Her lgingihlthae shall – the – four –, –, hrakno, and the Serpent of Lore The chained one shall reveal the evil underscore Derguda by mneonsircm men, – afore Their – shall – the tides of war The monstrous one shall mend and restore For the otls eon hears his – roar.”

— Jasmine Mas

57. “A small part of me noticed how hot Xerxes looked while licking blood off a dagger. I ignored that part of myself. She was unwell and beyond saving.”

— Jasmine Mas

58. “I like the muzzled one best,” Nyx said. “And the raccoon mother second best. I prefer men who don’t speak. Men should be seen – slaughtering and protecting – not heard. I’ve always said this.”

— Jasmine Mas

59. “Thank the sun god she’s gone. I woke up to her choking out Jess, and she threatened to scalp me if I interfered.” “There, there.” I dried her tears and squeezed her gently with my still-very-broken arm. “She does it to all of us. It’s how she says, ‘I love you.”

— Jasmine Mas

60. “He has his own head so far up his ass he can’t see greatness when it’s staring at him.”

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61. “You could run from male unwellness, but you couldn’t hide.”

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62. “I’ll let you in on a secret,” I said, my voice flat and cold. “Alexis Hert matters more than you could ever imagine – and she’s mine to protect. Do you know what that means? You violated one of my own.”

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63. “It wasn’t about women being as tough as men; it was about the fact that they shouldn’t have to be.”

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64. “We should drink the sparkly juice while in bubble baths, reading smut books.”

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65. “I made a whale sound.”

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66. “Sweat, Suffer, Survive.”

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67. “The feminine urge to try and fix a sinfully handsome but rude man was real and highly inconvenient.”

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68. “I rolled to my side. Augustus looked worried. I made a whale sound. He did not make one back. This is why I don’t talk to people. They never understand me.”

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69. “No hate to the pigeon community, just didn’t know if that lifestyle was for me.”

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70. “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. – Plato, The Symposium.”

— Jasmine Mas

71. “You saved Big Bertha, the humpback whale.” He dropped me.”

— Jasmine Mas

72. “How does flashing my nipples affect them? Classic men, making everything about themselves.”

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73. “Normalize gaslighting men.”

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74. “The crux of the problem was another man had pinned me against the wall and told me he owned me. Sure, a large part of me thought it was hot. But as Aran had eloquently said, “You know what is hotter? Respect.” T-shirt slogan material.”

— Jasmine Mas

75. “We were practically submitting to the patriarchy by not embracing our sexuality and shoving our vaginas in everyone’s faces.”

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76. “I saw the moon goddess after I went splat, and she told me I had to go to a clinic and lose my virginity in order to save the realm from the evil queen.”

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77. “Spartans don’t hurt women – or I hurt them. Understood? This is just a taste of what I can do.”

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78. “She activated Chthonic powers she didn’t know she had, and from what I saw... I believe her blood is her power – she can cause others pain with it.”

— Jasmine Mas

79. “The devil has a pretty face, and humanity is going to hell for worshipping it.”

— Jasmine Mas

80. “So the animals were stupid but powerful. They sound like most Spartans.”

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81. “I wanted a good smut book where the female lead was worshipped like a queen and dicked down by multiple men repeatedly. All day. Every day. Constant dicking.”

— Jasmine Mas

82. “I expressed my emotions like a mature, rational adult. I leaned over the side of Jax’s hold, punched Ascher in the arm, and said, “Nice catch.”

— Jasmine Mas

83. “Plus, I was never going to enter into a relationship; zero sexual experience ensured that. If I were in a league, it would be called “scrawny chicks with homicidal voices and general unwellness.”

— Jasmine Mas

84. “I might act stupid, but I wasn’t dumb.”

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85. “I want whatever fancy Spartan antidepressants he’s on.”

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86. “The infamous Chthonic four – the Houses of Hades, Aphrodite, Artemis, and Ares.”

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87. “For the sake of feminists everywhere, I ignored the way my core fluttered when he said they owned me. I’d worry about it later.”

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88. “His lovers are going to need a lot more than jewels. Most likely a lobotomy, and a gun for safety. Who would voluntarily sleep next to that psycho at night?”

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89. “Our history was barbed wire wrapped around our necks strangling all of us, and for the first time in my painful life, I was hit with an overwhelming urge to cry.”

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90. “I’d never really thought about what I wanted in a male partner, but now I realized I wanted them to be completely unhinged. Like, super messed up in the head. I wanted to look at them and think, I’m normal. They would bring me flowers and tell me I was being cute when I killed someone. And when they razed the world to the ground for me, I’d compliment them on their technique.”

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91. “If I were in a league, it would be called “scrawny chicks with homicidal voices and general unwellness.”

— Jasmine Mas

92. “The girl in the mirror looked calm. Covered in cuts, with eerie mismatched eyes, she was intimidating. Powerful.”

— Jasmine Mas

93. “Kharon told him what I was after that first week. That’s why he glared at me accusingly in class. That’s why he made perplexing comments about my power and dishonor. That’s why he said Chthonic lives mattered – I was the Chthonic life, not my mentors.”

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94. “The worst part wasn’t the during; it was the after. Adrenaline got you through the moment, and when it left, nothing tempered the agony.”

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95. “That was the thing about living in dark times – life got progressively worse. Always.”

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96. “They couldn’t handle me – few could. I had the body of a large bird, mind of a lunatic, and personality of a divorced middle-aged woman with a shopping addiction. I was perfect.”

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97. “Kid, I’m not a babysitter. I’m a full-time nanny, without any of the benefits of getting to kill people. My life is tragic.”

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98. “Carissima,” said the man in front throatily. “We’d love to cause a scene with you.” Hardness pulsed against my thigh.”

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99. “Don’t give me that look, bird. I know you’re a surveillance drone.”

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100. “On the other side of the aisle, Patro’s expression was furious, and Achilles’s posture was rigid. His arm was stretched across Patro’s chest like he was physically restraining him from causing a scene.”

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