Top 120 Jasmine Mas Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “Something about him drives me crazy. Whatever it was, I had a bad feeling it was going to spell my demise.”

— Jasmine Mas

102. “There are ancient beasts in the menagerie that will maul you if they feel threatened.” Thank God. Approach all the animals until one puts me out of my misery – got it.”

— Jasmine Mas

103. “Alexis Hert is going to be ours. She’s going to be between us. Underneath us. On her knees. On a marriage altar with her thighs spread wide while we feast on her. We’re going to devour her. Our power is going to be unprecedented. The three of us will be the villains of this new age. The federation will fall.”

— Jasmine Mas

104. “I would have joined him, but I didn’t laugh with men. I only laughed at them.”

— Jasmine Mas

105. “It had taken all my willpower not to flip him off with both my hands. Just kidding; I’d flipped him off, and he shook with rage. Overly aggressive men in physical combat situations were just so predictable.”

— Jasmine Mas

106. “Fluck the flucking world. Life’s a biatch like that. Yes, I was in my emo era.”

— Jasmine Mas

107. “I tucked a few waffles in my pants for later.”

— Jasmine Mas

108. “Well – you need to get dicked down.” I cried harder because it was official: my best friend was a perverted lunatic. It was all too much. I couldn’t keep living like this.”

— Jasmine Mas

109. “Oh thank Kronos, I thought you were Kharon.”

— Jasmine Mas

110. “We’re never letting you go,” one said harshly. “You already belong to us. And we’ve decided that we’re going to take care of you – someone has to do it, because clearly you can’t do it yourself.”

— Jasmine Mas

111. “My new life moto: stand for something or fall for everything. Yes, I was standing for drug use.”

— Jasmine Mas

112. “A piano played in another room, and the haunting melody resonated like honey. Tears gathered in my eyes. It was so beautiful. The music vibrated through me and chased away the nightmares.”

— Jasmine Mas

113. “This book is dedicated to all the girls who like morally grey fictional men, and who screamed out loud the first time they read “who did this to you?” This ones for you.”

— Jasmine Mas

114. “The thing about mental breakdowns was, even though you were having one, the world didn’t stop around you.”

— Jasmine Mas

115. “I don’t care about your stupid House honor – I grew up homeless, you prick.”

— Jasmine Mas

116. “At this point, I would murder someone for a hot bath and a smutty book.”

— Jasmine Mas

117. “I needed a hot bath and a mountain of warm bread with butter.”

— Jasmine Mas

118. “Apparently, I was distracted by smutty drawings of male genitalia. I’m going to hell.”

— Jasmine Mas

119. “This book is dedicated to all the people who spend their nights reading fan fiction about relationships that make them wonder “Am I okay?” This one’s for you.”

— Jasmine Mas

120. “Feeling fun and flirty, Id’ swiped black mascara across my eyelids and under my eye, so it looked like I’d been punched in the face.”

— Jasmine Mas

121. “New life motto: anyone who bullied me was getting shanked.”

— Jasmine Mas

122. “While I sat on the toilet, my intestines screamed in agony as I suffered ballistic diarrhea.”

— Jasmine Mas

123. “However, since I was still in a state of extreme duress, I decided not to be impressed by a man doing the bare minimum.”

— Jasmine Mas

124. “During the day, the feminine urge to lead a fictional revolt plagued me.”

— Jasmine Mas

125. “My flesh was mine, and no person was seeing it unless I wanted them to.”

— Jasmine Mas

126. “He clapped with excitement, like we weren’t literal hostages being held in a cave against our will. I want whatever fancy Spartan antidepressants he’s on.”

— Jasmine Mas

127. “Hot take, you know what’s uncivilized? Forcing homeless children to starve because they have no ability to provide for themselves.”

— Jasmine Mas

128. “We need to bring back people having shame.”

— Jasmine Mas

129. “I couldn’t recall the last time I’d slept. The problem was the second I lay down, my subconscious tortured me with the heinous memories.”

— Jasmine Mas

130. “Like a mature, independent woman, I slid to the ground and hyperventilated.”

— Jasmine Mas

131. “If you ever dare hurt Alexis again, or any woman, ever,” I bellowed straight into their skulls, “I’ll destroy you from the inside out.”

— Jasmine Mas