Top 120 Jasmine Mas Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “Aut viam inveniam aut faciam – I shall either find a way or make one.”

— Jasmine Mas

2. “Sweat, Suffer, Survive – A fun little remake of “Live, Laugh, Love.” Gotta respect the angsty creativity. Whoever had written it was definitely in their feels. Ten out of ten, inspired.”

— Jasmine Mas

3. “I scratched my head and wondered how I could explain I had a homicidal voice in my head without sounding like a complete lunatic.”

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4. “And men called women irrational. Anyone who was around any male for any extended period would realize immediately that was a joke.”

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5. “Blood and ice will fall the lie, Color and white to break the queen, Heir and friend join and tie, A reborn quad the fates foreseen.”

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6. “Life was action and reaction, peace and violence, stillness and bloodshed. It was all it had ever been. All it would ever be.”

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7. “Either there was something wrong with me, or men were generally unwell and at the root of all problems in society. It was definitely the latter.”

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8. “A part of me liked that I’d caused such a stir. She was toxic Sadie, and I wasn’t proud of her.”

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9. “Who needs parents? What are they good for anyway? Emotional support? It’s much healthier to repress emotions and ignore red flags.”

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10. “It will be fine,” I lied. “We can do this,” she lied back. Nothing in life was more powerful than two women affirming each other’s horrible life choices.”

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11. “The romance books I’d loved to read growing up had made men sound way less dramatic than they really were. Highly upsetting and unfortunate for women everywhere.”

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12. “Baptism by fire.”

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13. “Therapy had clearly mellowed him out. Not. He needed electric shock therapy, or a lobotomy, or both. I was willing to experiment.”

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14. “Another melodramatic male with deep personal issues that needed extensive therapy. Check.”

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15. “Will do – Captain.” I bowed and face-planted onto the floor. “Like a beached whale,” I said with my cheeks pressed against the rocks. “Don’t worry, the tide will pull me back.”

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16. “There was nothing more satisfying than a grown man crying.”

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17. “Rural Montana had prepared me for two things: selling my organs on the black market, and cult life.”

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18. “Everything about Alexis was confusing. She was shy and timid, but also bloodthirsty and savage. She made idiotic comments, but according to Pine was a prodigy at theoretical math.”

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19. “Agatha was an Empusa, a rare type of shape-shifting creature that ate men. She inspired me.”

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20. “Last time I took a man seriously, I lost my will to live.”

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21. “There has been no great wisdom without an element of madness.”

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22. “Suddenly the description of sinful handsomeness, disturbed powers, and divine rage made perfect sense.”

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23. “A beautiful cruelty.”

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24. “What’s the next step after panicking? I need to do that.”

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25. “Serenity wasn’t the absence of conflict; it was the stillness within chaos.”

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26. “I was the runt of the group. But I didn’t let it get to me; someone had to do it. I liked to pretend I represented vertically challenged people everywhere.”

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27. “God had his favorites – I was not one of them.”

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28. “How to Effectively Torture People While Exerting the Least Effort Possible.”

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29. “Mental note – physical exertion makes me homicidal. Avoid anything above a brisk walk.”

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30. “The most poisonous vipers were the most beautiful.”

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31. “They’ve created a very stif ling, unhealthy environment.”

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32. “I wasn’t interested in playing with weak bitches; I had singular tastes.”

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33. “My mental health was not my problem. It was everybody else’s.”

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34. “He needed serious psychological help.”

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35. “Evolutionists were wrong; humans hadn’t evolved from primates – we’d devolved from them.”

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36. “To everyone I’ve done wrong.” She gestured to the room like she was making an announcement. “I just want you to know.” She put a hand over her heart. “I’d do it again.”

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37. “Patro’s eyes twitched like he was having an aneurysm. I waited with anticipation. Sadly, he did not drop dead.”

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38. “She screamed in my face – I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.”

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39. “If I had any emotional capacity left, tears would have streamed down my face because it was that beautiful.”

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40. “Clearly, mental health was still not my strength.”

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41. “It sucked that I was going to have to kill all four of my lovers later tonight, but someone had to do it.”

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42. “Yep,” Nyx said. “Those are bedroom eyes. This is not a drill. It’s happening. Augustus is giving you bedroom eyes. Wow – this is escalating.”

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43. “How is it possible that your brain is smaller than your tiny balls?”

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44. “Apparently bullying others was my therapy. I loved that journey for myself.”

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45. “Running – cruel and unusual punishment. Should be classified as torture?”

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46. “I’d never pretended to be completely sane, mentally well, physically well, or spiritually well. In summary, I was unwell.”

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47. “I don’t want to be alone with him in a dark alley, or even a well-lit alley. Actually, I don’t want to be alone with him anywhere.”

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48. “Wow. That was a bold statement, especially since he was shorter than me.”

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49. “Men needed to be reminded that they were problematic. Often.”

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50. “It was just – no one had proved birds weren’t spying on us.”

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