Top 380 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “Why does everyone think being cryptic is cool?” I wondered.”

— Jeaniene Frost

152. “You’re swimming with sharks, that pitiless voice snapped. Either grow some teeth or get eaten.”

— Jeaniene Frost

153. “Ignoring a ghost is a lot more difficult than you’d think.”

— Jeaniene Frost

154. “Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones.”

— Jeaniene Frost

155. “Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No wonder the thought of you, grapes, and some scented massage oils crossed my mind – and if you drop that towel again, I’m going to need a cold shower.”

— Jeaniene Frost

156. “The worst part was knowing no one cared enough to save you. That’s what you remember forever. Not the physical pain or the never-ending fear, but the despair of being utterly alone and knowing you’ll die that way. Ever been lost like that?”

— Jeaniene Frost

157. “Playing with fire Kitten?”

— Jeaniene Frost

158. “I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins.”

— Jeaniene Frost

159. “Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave.”

— Jeaniene Frost

160. “He’ll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.”

— Jeaniene Frost

161. “Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

— Jeaniene Frost

162. “I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.”

— Jeaniene Frost

163. “All I’m saying is that sooner of later, you’ll have to come to terms with yourself. You can’t wish away the vampire in you, and you shouldn’t keep atoning for it. You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don’t apologize for it. Not to me, to your mum, or to anyone.”

— Jeaniene Frost

164. “You were a spoiled child who did a cruel thing. You deserved to be beaten and confined to your room, but you didn’t deserve to lose everything.”

— Jeaniene Frost

165. “Jika kau lari dariku, aku akan mengejarmu. Dan aku akan menemukanmu.”

— Jeaniene Frost

166. “Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you.”

— Jeaniene Frost

167. “That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.”

— Jeaniene Frost

168. “Am I the only one who has wood over that little vixen?”

— Jeaniene Frost

169. “It’s Ian’s Little Poppet now, remember?” I said snippily. His eyes were blazing with green. “Oh, it is indeed, and more than you realize.”

— Jeaniene Frost

170. “I’m attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I’d light him up like a firecracker with how fast I’d jump on him.”

— Jeaniene Frost

171. “Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.”

— Jeaniene Frost

172. “Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.”

— Jeaniene Frost

173. “Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat.”

— Jeaniene Frost

174. “Since this was a formal undead gathering, there would be food – all kinds – drinks, dancing, and festivities, while those in power pondered whether or not to slaughter half the people around them. In other words, like a high-school prom.”

— Jeaniene Frost

175. “Kitty need’s a tounge bath.”

— Jeaniene Frost

176. “Don’t you ever speak to her that way again.” There was pure warning in the whip of his words. “You can call me any name you like and more, but I will not stand by while you slander her out of your own ignorance.”

— Jeaniene Frost

177. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”

— Jeaniene Frost

178. “You know family.” My tone was clipped. “Always a pain in the ass.”

— Jeaniene Frost

179. “You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!”

— Jeaniene Frost

180. “Mencheres made a sound that was almost a tssk. “Just because you don’t know how to do something doesn’t mean it can’t be done.”

— Jeaniene Frost

181. “Never underestimate the power of humanity.”

— Jeaniene Frost

182. “Nice to meet you, mate, and here’s some advice: Don’t even think about it. You try anything with her and I’ll neuter you with my bare hands.”

— Jeaniene Frost

183. “Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.”

— Jeaniene Frost

184. “Paranormal fiction offers authors – and readers – the chance to answer the question, What if? All the different ways that question can be answered make for extremely entertaining reading.”

— Jeaniene Frost

185. “Dave and Tate were dressed with equal heinousness. More black leather, chains, and whips. Either Don’s staff truly had costumes for all possible occasions on hand, or someone at wardrobe had a lot of explaining to do.”

— Jeaniene Frost

186. “I’d address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.”

— Jeaniene Frost

187. “Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.”

— Jeaniene Frost

188. “One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?”

— Jeaniene Frost

189. “Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn’t you know, I’m allergic to cats.”

— Jeaniene Frost

190. “You be sweet to our boy here, and remember, be good only if being bad ain’t more fun!”

— Jeaniene Frost

191. “First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You’re shattering every creep vampire myth I’ve ever heard.”

— Jeaniene Frost

192. “Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.”

— Jeaniene Frost

193. “I’ve heard the expression climbing walls, but I never thought I’d experience it, let alone like that,” she murmured, her mouth curling into what was probably a dreamy smile.”

— Jeaniene Frost

194. “Don’t squander what you have. If you do, you’ll spend the rest of your days regretting it.”

— Jeaniene Frost

195. “I didn’t understand, either, but love had no sense sometimes. Pondering the why of it was futile.”

— Jeaniene Frost

196. “But the lack of a sense of humor was an insurmountable defect, in my opinion.”

— Jeaniene Frost

197. “Outrage had me sputtering. “I can kill ’em all!” “Of course.” Was he stifling a laugh? “You’re beauty, you’re grace, you’ll shoot them in the face.” I smiled. “That’s pretty.”

— Jeaniene Frost

198. “I know what you’re thinking and you’re wrong. This isn’t goodbye, Kitten. I didn’t survive over two hundred years to find you only to lose you within five months. I want you, but I’m not saying goodbye to you, because we will get through this.”

— Jeaniene Frost

199. “Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.”

— Jeaniene Frost

200. “No matter which side of the grave we’re on. I’ll haunt you, chase you all around eternity, whatever it takes, but it’s you and me until the stars burn out.”

— Jeaniene Frost