Top 380 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (2025 Update)
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251. “Very well. On my love for Mencheres, I swear that I will honor both you and Leila as my true partners, and I will keep my insolence, trickiness, filthiness, and general knavery to as much a minimum as I can manage.”

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252. “Governments might lie to their people for selfish reasons most of the time, but this one they’re spot-on about. Think there wouldn’t be worldwide hysteria if the masses knew they shared this planet with creatures from their bedtime stories? A nuclear bomb would cause less devastation.” “We could handle it,” Timmie said, his chin jutting out further. Bones let out a derisive noise. “The day your kind stops killing each other over skin color or which god someone prays to, I might believe that.”

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253. “Vanilla or no, I intend tospend all my energy on you, so neither of us will have anything left for anyone else. – Ian to Veritas.”

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254. “Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”

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255. “You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I’m taking all of you in return.”

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256. “Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette.”

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257. “Oh, Kitten, I meant every word.”

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258. “You’ll get a lot of ‘no’ RSVPs to your next party,” I said, brushing the smoldering bits from my costume. His smile only widened. “This isn’t the first party I’ve thrown where fewer guests left than arrived.”

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259. “If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”

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260. “Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?”

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261. “Bloody hell, grandsire,” were Bones’s first words as he approached. “You’ve left behind a wreckage of burned bodies, dead vampires, missing persons, threatened Guardians, and video evidence of our race’s existence. Then you go on holiday. You really do have a death wish.”

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262. “We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win.”

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263. “We are who we become, not who we start out as.”

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264. “How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.”

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265. “Tammy looked at the knife again. “I don’t know... ” Bones let out an exasperated noise. “Justina, come here and show her how it’s done.” My mother looked more surprised than Tammy had when the whole conversation began. I was taken aback, too. “You want me to stab you?” my mother asked in disbelief. Bones gave her an impish grin. “Come on, Mum. How many times have you dreamed about that?”

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266. “Maybe it was a good thing that Bones was putting Don’s remains away instead of me. With my current emotional state, I’d probably think the only safe place for his ashes was tucked inside my clothes next to the garlic and weed.”

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267. “Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.”

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268. “I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.”

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269. “What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it was clear from the way his gaze smoldered into mine. In that way, it was like an optical erection.”

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270. “He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.”

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271. “What happened?” “You fell.” “Really? What did I fall into?” “My fist.”

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272. “I hadn’t expected to be kidnapped today or I’d have worn something more conservative.”

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273. “Perhaps the moths knew what he didn’t, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.”

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274. “Physicists had an explanation for barriers that separated the multiverses from one another. They called it M theory, hypothesizing that the membranes dividing up the dimensions were invisible.”

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275. “The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat.”

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276. “Kitten” – Bones paused from pulling on his shirt – “four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there.”

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277. “How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?”

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278. “I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.”

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279. “Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.”

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280. “You’re right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry.”

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281. “I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.”

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282. “Ian was egotistical, perverted, and morally bankrupt, but he wasn’t prone to overreacting about anything except involuntary abstinence.”

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283. “I might be angry with you, but a father always forgives his children, even if those children are not of his own blood.”

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284. “All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.”

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285. “I wanted you to watch, so I stomped around the room to wake you before I got in the shower. Didn’t you wonder why the light was on? It wasn’t for me, I can see in the dark. And then I kept the water cold so the glass wouldn’t fog.”

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286. “As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.”

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287. “If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead.”

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288. “There’s more to all of us. Yet most times, we still only see what we expect to see.”

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289. “You’ll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.”

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290. “Vengeance is the emptiest of emotions,” Mencheres said dismissively.”

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291. “Bones smiled, unperturbed by all the weapons aimed in his direction. I had just as many pointed at me. Kudos to the guards for not being sexist.”

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292. “You are in my soul, and nothing you did before we met or will do in the future can change that.”

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293. “Lo and behold, he’d managed to give her a sense of humor, and here I’d figured that would take voodoo, several headless chickens, and a lot of gris-gris.”

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294. “This is why I stayed away,” he growled against my mouth as his hands started to rove over me with knowing, ruthless passion. “Can’t be near you without wanting you. Can’t stop myself anymore –.”

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295. “However to be rudely blunt, I’ve already gotten you on your back, and it wasn’t by declaring my devotion to you. I simply don’t care to hide my feelings any longer. – Bones.”

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296. “Our pasts might shape us, but they weren’t the end sum of us.”

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297. “Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.”

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298. “You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don’t apologize for it.”

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299. “Don’t carry sins that aren’t yours.”

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300. “Of course he wouldn’t hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?”

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