Top 380 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (2026 Update)
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251. “If Hell could fart, it would smell like this.”

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252. “Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.”

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253. “Life. You could only make plans for it, not dictate orders to it.”

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254. “Oh, Kitten, I meant every word.”

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255. “We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win.”

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256. “Some things are worth the cost of their consequences.”

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257. “Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette.”

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258. “Vanilla or no, I intend tospend all my energy on you, so neither of us will have anything left for anyone else. – Ian to Veritas.”

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259. “Very well. On my love for Mencheres, I swear that I will honor both you and Leila as my true partners, and I will keep my insolence, trickiness, filthiness, and general knavery to as much a minimum as I can manage.”

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260. “When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.”

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261. “You hit me again and I’ll – ” “What? Bleed more? Thanks, but I only drink gin and tonic. That’s one vampire attribute I’m without. No fangs, see?”

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262. “Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”

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263. “We are who we become, not who we start out as.”

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264. “I hadn’t expected to be kidnapped today or I’d have worn something more conservative.”

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265. “I might be angry with you, but a father always forgives his children, even if those children are not of his own blood.”

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266. “You’ll get a lot of ‘no’ RSVPs to your next party,” I said, brushing the smoldering bits from my costume. His smile only widened. “This isn’t the first party I’ve thrown where fewer guests left than arrived.”

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267. “As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.”

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268. “Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.”

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269. “If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”

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270. “Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?”

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271. “Bones smiled, unperturbed by all the weapons aimed in his direction. I had just as many pointed at me. Kudos to the guards for not being sexist.”

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272. “I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.”

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273. “He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.”

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274. “Lo and behold, he’d managed to give her a sense of humor, and here I’d figured that would take voodoo, several headless chickens, and a lot of gris-gris.”

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275. “The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.”

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276. “Bloody hell, grandsire,” were Bones’s first words as he approached. “You’ve left behind a wreckage of burned bodies, dead vampires, missing persons, threatened Guardians, and video evidence of our race’s existence. Then you go on holiday. You really do have a death wish.”

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277. “Perhaps the moths knew what he didn’t, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.”

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278. “Physicists had an explanation for barriers that separated the multiverses from one another. They called it M theory, hypothesizing that the membranes dividing up the dimensions were invisible.”

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279. “Maybe it was a good thing that Bones was putting Don’s remains away instead of me. With my current emotional state, I’d probably think the only safe place for his ashes was tucked inside my clothes next to the garlic and weed.”

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280. “Vengeance is the emptiest of emotions,” Mencheres said dismissively.”

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281. “When time is short, anything less than honesty feels like a waste of effort.”

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282. “How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.”

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283. “Tammy looked at the knife again. “I don’t know... ” Bones let out an exasperated noise. “Justina, come here and show her how it’s done.” My mother looked more surprised than Tammy had when the whole conversation began. I was taken aback, too. “You want me to stab you?” my mother asked in disbelief. Bones gave her an impish grin. “Come on, Mum. How many times have you dreamed about that?”

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284. “The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat.”

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285. “Kitten” – Bones paused from pulling on his shirt – “four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there.”

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286. “What happened?” “You fell.” “Really? What did I fall into?” “My fist.”

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287. “What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it was clear from the way his gaze smoldered into mine. In that way, it was like an optical erection.”

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288. “This is why I stayed away,” he growled against my mouth as his hands started to rove over me with knowing, ruthless passion. “Can’t be near you without wanting you. Can’t stop myself anymore –.”

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289. “How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?”

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290. “So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.”

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291. “Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.”

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292. “If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead.”

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293. “There’s more to all of us. Yet most times, we still only see what we expect to see.”

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294. “This wasn’t the first time I’d woken up as a captive. It wasn’t even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.”

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295. “Our pasts might shape us, but they weren’t the end sum of us.”

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296. “Despite the instant blast of heat, I ran through it without a backward glance. “That’s love for you,” I heard Ian say. “Glad I’m too corrupt to fall victim to that form of intelligence lobotomy.” “I hope you fall head over heels for someone who insists on monogamy!” I.”

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297. “You are in my soul, and nothing you did before we met or will do in the future can change that.”

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298. “Nothing revealed character more than seeing the culmination of a lifetime’s worth of decisions.”

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299. “You should figure out who you are and what you need, and then don’t apologize for it.”

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300. “All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul.”

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