Top 380 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (2026 Update)
Page 6 of 8

251. “If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?”

— Jeaniene Frost

252. “I had loved and been loved in return, and there was nothing greater than that. It far outweighed the alienation of all the previous years. Bones thought five months was too short; I was amazed I’d been granted joy for so long. “I love you,” he moaned, or maybe I said it. I couldn’t tell the difference anymore. The lines had dissolved between us.”

— Jeaniene Frost

253. “Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.”

— Jeaniene Frost

254. “Lucifer’s hammering hard-on, now that was a real shag.”

— Jeaniene Frost

255. “Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.”

— Jeaniene Frost

256. “Life. You could only make plans for it, not dictate orders to it.”

— Jeaniene Frost

257. “I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.”

— Jeaniene Frost

258. “Oh, Kitten, I meant every word.”

— Jeaniene Frost

259. “We had to play the hand we were dealt, all of us. Fighting the battles we could win.”

— Jeaniene Frost

260. “Some things are worth the cost of their consequences.”

— Jeaniene Frost

261. “Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette.”

— Jeaniene Frost

262. “The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat.”

— Jeaniene Frost

263. “Kitten” – Bones paused from pulling on his shirt – “four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there.”

— Jeaniene Frost

264. “What happened?” “You fell.” “Really? What did I fall into?” “My fist.”

— Jeaniene Frost

265. “What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it was clear from the way his gaze smoldered into mine. In that way, it was like an optical erection.”

— Jeaniene Frost

266. “This is why I stayed away,” he growled against my mouth as his hands started to rove over me with knowing, ruthless passion. “Can’t be near you without wanting you. Can’t stop myself anymore –.”

— Jeaniene Frost

267. “How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?”

— Jeaniene Frost

268. “We are who we become, not who we start out as.”

— Jeaniene Frost

269. “I hadn’t expected to be kidnapped today or I’d have worn something more conservative.”

— Jeaniene Frost

270. “I might be angry with you, but a father always forgives his children, even if those children are not of his own blood.”

— Jeaniene Frost

271. “You’ll get a lot of ‘no’ RSVPs to your next party,” I said, brushing the smoldering bits from my costume. His smile only widened. “This isn’t the first party I’ve thrown where fewer guests left than arrived.”

— Jeaniene Frost

272. “As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.”

— Jeaniene Frost

273. “Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.”

— Jeaniene Frost

274. “If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”

— Jeaniene Frost

275. “Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?”

— Jeaniene Frost

276. “If Hell could fart, it would smell like this.”

— Jeaniene Frost

277. “Bones smiled, unperturbed by all the weapons aimed in his direction. I had just as many pointed at me. Kudos to the guards for not being sexist.”

— Jeaniene Frost

278. “I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.”

— Jeaniene Frost

279. “He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath.”

— Jeaniene Frost

280. “Lo and behold, he’d managed to give her a sense of humor, and here I’d figured that would take voodoo, several headless chickens, and a lot of gris-gris.”

— Jeaniene Frost

281. “The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.”

— Jeaniene Frost

282. “Bloody hell, grandsire,” were Bones’s first words as he approached. “You’ve left behind a wreckage of burned bodies, dead vampires, missing persons, threatened Guardians, and video evidence of our race’s existence. Then you go on holiday. You really do have a death wish.”

— Jeaniene Frost

283. “Perhaps the moths knew what he didn’t, that the joy of the flame was worth the price of destruction.”

— Jeaniene Frost

284. “Physicists had an explanation for barriers that separated the multiverses from one another. They called it M theory, hypothesizing that the membranes dividing up the dimensions were invisible.”

— Jeaniene Frost

285. “Maybe it was a good thing that Bones was putting Don’s remains away instead of me. With my current emotional state, I’d probably think the only safe place for his ashes was tucked inside my clothes next to the garlic and weed.”

— Jeaniene Frost

286. “When time is short, anything less than honesty feels like a waste of effort.”

— Jeaniene Frost

287. “How I hated the dark part of me that continually foretold of failure or futility.”

— Jeaniene Frost

288. “Tammy looked at the knife again. “I don’t know... ” Bones let out an exasperated noise. “Justina, come here and show her how it’s done.” My mother looked more surprised than Tammy had when the whole conversation began. I was taken aback, too. “You want me to stab you?” my mother asked in disbelief. Bones gave her an impish grin. “Come on, Mum. How many times have you dreamed about that?”

— Jeaniene Frost

289. “You’re right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry.”

— Jeaniene Frost

290. “Of course he wouldn’t hesitate before trying something that had never been done before. He was Vlad Tepesh. How could he fail?”

— Jeaniene Frost

291. “Out of the ground they were called, I thought, and back they went.”

— Jeaniene Frost

292. “You’ll be scandalized in the morning when you can think again.”

— Jeaniene Frost

293. “So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy.”

— Jeaniene Frost

294. “Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.”

— Jeaniene Frost

295. “If only there was a way I could cover my tension with the scent of eau de brass valls instead.”

— Jeaniene Frost

296. “There’s more to all of us. Yet most times, we still only see what we expect to see.”

— Jeaniene Frost

297. “This wasn’t the first time I’d woken up as a captive. It wasn’t even the second. I so needed to reevaluate my life choices.”

— Jeaniene Frost

298. “Our pasts might shape us, but they weren’t the end sum of us.”

— Jeaniene Frost

299. “Despite the instant blast of heat, I ran through it without a backward glance. “That’s love for you,” I heard Ian say. “Glad I’m too corrupt to fall victim to that form of intelligence lobotomy.” “I hope you fall head over heels for someone who insists on monogamy!” I.”

— Jeaniene Frost

300. “You are in my soul, and nothing you did before we met or will do in the future can change that.”

— Jeaniene Frost