Top 380 Jeaniene Frost Quotes (2026 Update)
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201. “Outrage had me sputtering. “I can kill ’em all!” “Of course.” Was he stifling a laugh? “You’re beauty, you’re grace, you’ll shoot them in the face.” I smiled. “That’s pretty.”

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202. “One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?”

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203. “Don’t squander what you have. If you do, you’ll spend the rest of your days regretting it.”

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204. “Don’t fret, Grannie. We’re going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her.”

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205. “Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.”

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206. “I didn’t understand, either, but love had no sense sometimes. Pondering the why of it was futile.”

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207. “I dare because I want no misunderstanding between us. I am everything you think I am, but I love your daughter, and what I love, I protect with all of the violence in me, which, as you’ve guessed, is considerable.”

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208. “He picked the wrong profession. Should’ve stayed a prostitute. He’d have made millions. – Cat.”

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209. “It hasn’t escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you’re intoxicated.”

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210. “Did you really think I’d ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me.”

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211. “Wasn’t it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?”

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212. “Ian,” Mencheres said in a chiding tone. “You should have at least gotten dressed.”

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213. “A hysterical human? Who hadn’t seen that before?”

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214. “Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.”

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215. “The nine pounds Gretchen had gained must’ve come from her new brass balls.”

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216. “I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.”

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217. “It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.”

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218. “Oh, stick a sock in it already,” he interrupted me with an irritated tone you’d use to scold a child. “You always ramble on so? No wonder your dates went right for your throat. Can’t say as I blame them.”

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219. “Nothing else mattered but right now. This instant, I’d become the person I’d always wanted to be. Strong. Fearless. Loyal. Someone even I could be proud of.”

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220. “Your mom can’t hate a whole country because of one person!”

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221. “I don’t lack for bed partners, so I don’t need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade.”

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222. “Note to self: Don’t get on Veritas’s bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries.”

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223. “Bubbles. On a scale of one to ten, a bubble bath has to rank zero as far as things I’d expect an older-than-dirt-badass vampire to indulge in. The only thing that would surprise me more would be if you pulled out a rubber ducky. -Kira to Mencheres.”

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224. “Survival first, then heartbreak.”

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225. “Brave words in a room full of pulseless creatures. Spade gave Don a disgusted glance while Rodney just licked his lips. No doubt he was mentally salting and peppering Don.”

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226. “I think Mount Everest is gorgeous, too, but that doesn’t mean I have any intention of trying to climb it.”

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227. “Let’s go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones.”

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228. “Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.”

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229. “Still, how did you show the world’s biggest control freak that the secret to lasting love meant giving up control? I didn’t know, but I intended to find out.”

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230. “Anytime you want to lay off the paybacks God, that’d be great.”

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231. “I was in this for the long haul, so it was time to quit brooding over how rough the road was and brace for the bumps while keeping my foot on the gas.”

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232. “Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah.”

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233. “Why do you bother, Crispin? You married a fighter, so stop trying to convince her that the sidelines suit her better.”

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234. “You can have all of me, I silently told him, but I’m taking all of you in return.”

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235. “I love the Underworld movies because the vampires arent automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.”

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236. “That’s right, honey, state your claim on Mr. Yummy Pants. I’d do the same if I were you.”

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237. “Every part of you is beautiful, Leila. One day, you’ll come to believe that.”

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238. “Face it – without me, you’re looking for a needle in a fangstack.”

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239. “Answer my question: Why do smart people tend to be stupid?” “Because we think we know better. We think that our intellect affords us special privileges and lets us beat the odds. That’s why talented mathematicians try to defraud casinos and young brilliant mages make bargains with forces beyond their control.”

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240. “I’d relived enough terrible events happening to cautious people to know that prudence wasn’t a guarantee for happiness.”

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241. “You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I’d be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

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242. “You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.”

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243. “Vanilla or no, I intend tospend all my energy on you, so neither of us will have anything left for anyone else. – Ian to Veritas.”

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244. “Very well. On my love for Mencheres, I swear that I will honor both you and Leila as my true partners, and I will keep my insolence, trickiness, filthiness, and general knavery to as much a minimum as I can manage.”

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245. “When I heard the ghouls coming for you, all I cared about was reaching you in time. How often must I tell you that you mean more to me than vengeance? I can live without defeating my enemies, but I cannot live without you.”

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246. “You hit me again and I’ll – ” “What? Bleed more? Thanks, but I only drink gin and tonic. That’s one vampire attribute I’m without. No fangs, see?”

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247. “Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”

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248. “When you conquer something, it means you fought for it.”

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249. “Governments might lie to their people for selfish reasons most of the time, but this one they’re spot-on about. Think there wouldn’t be worldwide hysteria if the masses knew they shared this planet with creatures from their bedtime stories? A nuclear bomb would cause less devastation.” “We could handle it,” Timmie said, his chin jutting out further. Bones let out a derisive noise. “The day your kind stops killing each other over skin color or which god someone prays to, I might believe that.”

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250. “I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.”

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