Top 120 Jessica Simpson Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.”

— Jessica Simpson

52. “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”

— Jessica Simpson

53. “It’s not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.”

— Jessica Simpson

54. “Isn’t it weird that I’m getting all emotionable?”

— Jessica Simpson

55. “It’s been hard, but I’ve finally come to the realization that it’s okay to not be perfect.”

— Jessica Simpson

56. “Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That’s pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!”

— Jessica Simpson

57. “I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.”

— Jessica Simpson

58. “There are so many firsts to raising kids, and parents are told to catch them all. But they don’t warn you about the lasts. The last baby onesie. The last time you tie their shoes. The last time they think you have every answer in the world.”

— Jessica Simpson

59. “As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It’s hard to find those men.”

— Jessica Simpson

60. “Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn’t be more in love.”

— Jessica Simpson

61. “There are certain things that make me relax, like writing my journal. That’s the only time that I’m relaxing. It’s the only time I really get to examine myself.”

— Jessica Simpson

62. “I don’t even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type.”

— Jessica Simpson

63. “I don’t ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.”

— Jessica Simpson

64. “The great thing about Dallas is there’s no paparazzi.”

— Jessica Simpson

65. “I’d like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.”

— Jessica Simpson

66. “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.”

— Jessica Simpson

67. “There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.”

— Jessica Simpson

68. “I think it’s ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he’s an athlete. I was always, ‘An athlete? Heck no.’”

— Jessica Simpson

69. “I’m definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I’m not dumb.”

— Jessica Simpson

70. “I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.”

— Jessica Simpson

71. “For me, it’s just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.”

— Jessica Simpson

72. “When it comes to other celebrity brands, I think a lot of people do a great job, but it can’t be all about them. Everybody doesn’t want to just look like the celebrity, because they can’t. They just want one element of that style.”

— Jessica Simpson

73. “I can’t deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.”

— Jessica Simpson

74. “Dumb is just not knowing. ‘Ditzy’ is having the courage to ask!”

— Jessica Simpson

75. “I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course.”

— Jessica Simpson

76. “I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.”

— Jessica Simpson

77. “Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.”

— Jessica Simpson

78. “When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’”

— Jessica Simpson

79. “What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I’m scared that’s going to happen.”

— Jessica Simpson

80. “It is so easy to notice things about people and tell them. I don’t know why people don’t just give out compliments every single day.”

— Jessica Simpson

81. “Fashion just comes naturally to me.”

— Jessica Simpson

82. “If it’s a boy, I’ll put him in tutus!”

— Jessica Simpson

83. “I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.”

— Jessica Simpson

84. “I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

— Jessica Simpson

85. “I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.”

— Jessica Simpson

86. “Am I eating chicken or tuna?”

— Jessica Simpson

87. “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.”

— Jessica Simpson

88. “Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don’t have to be doing it professionally. It’s not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don’t have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.”

— Jessica Simpson

89. “Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that.”

— Jessica Simpson

90. “Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead to somewhere.” I wrote this ten years ago. “Can fear walk us to something better?”

— Jessica Simpson

91. “I am definitely feeling ‘intimate.’ I’m kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big ‘O’ is like the biggest ‘O’ ever.”

— Jessica Simpson

92. “I don’t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, ‘That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.’”

— Jessica Simpson

93. “I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I’m certainly not denying that I’m young, but I’m not fluff.”

— Jessica Simpson

94. “You change with the guys you date.”

— Jessica Simpson

95. “She had mailed them a few days before she died, wishing everyone a great future. It was a powerful lesson in creating a legacy by choosing your words with intention. We are on this earth such a short time, cruelly short in Sarah’s case. What message did I want to leave behind?”

— Jessica Simpson

96. “If I’m going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.”

— Jessica Simpson

97. “It didn’t make me cry, it made me mad. But he was breaking down in front of the world, and, again, I felt responsible. How many times are women made to feel responsible for the actions of men? I know now that.”

— Jessica Simpson

98. “But then I remind myself that life is really just about one moment at a time. To not think about two years from now, but to think about right now. Two years from now will figure itself out.”

— Jessica Simpson

99. “I’m never going to be a woman who doesn’t work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!”

— Jessica Simpson

100. “For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn’t sound right! It’s gonna be jiggly and weird.”

— Jessica Simpson