Top 120 Jessica Simpson Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “My family is my life, and I’ll never lose that.”

— Jessica Simpson

2. “Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.”

— Jessica Simpson

3. “First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.”

— Jessica Simpson

4. “Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle.”

— Jessica Simpson

5. “I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.”

— Jessica Simpson

6. “People use music as a utensil to better themselves.”

— Jessica Simpson

7. “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’”

— Jessica Simpson

8. “I’m a naughty sweetheart.”

— Jessica Simpson

9. “Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”

— Jessica Simpson

10. “Whatever you are going through, the sun will come out.”

— Jessica Simpson

11. “A marriage doesn’t have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.”

— Jessica Simpson

12. “I don’t even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type.”

— Jessica Simpson

13. “I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.”

— Jessica Simpson

14. “I’m a woman who wants her chocolate.”

— Jessica Simpson

15. “Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?”

— Jessica Simpson

16. “I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect.”

— Jessica Simpson

17. “The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.”

— Jessica Simpson

18. “Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.”

— Jessica Simpson

19. “No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful – with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery – in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they’re wonderfully made.”

— Jessica Simpson

20. “Every tear should live its purpose. Don’t ever wipe the reason away.”

— Jessica Simpson

21. “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

— Jessica Simpson

22. “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

— Jessica Simpson

23. “I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach’s shorts were shorter than mine.”

— Jessica Simpson

24. “This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.”

— Jessica Simpson

25. “I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.”

— Jessica Simpson

26. “There’s nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.”

— Jessica Simpson

27. “Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn’t even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!”

— Jessica Simpson

28. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”

— Jessica Simpson

29. “Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer – one is a survivor and one passed away.”

— Jessica Simpson

30. “Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.”

— Jessica Simpson

31. “Did he repeatedly stab me in the heart, or did I just keep running into the knife he aimed at me?”

— Jessica Simpson

32. “I think there’s a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!”

— Jessica Simpson

33. “At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

— Jessica Simpson

34. “I definitely don’t Google my name.”

— Jessica Simpson

35. “There’s tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.”

— Jessica Simpson

36. “All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!”

— Jessica Simpson

37. “The look I was going for was sexy but saved. Come hither but leave room for the Lord.”

— Jessica Simpson

38. “Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”

— Jessica Simpson

39. “I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”

— Jessica Simpson

40. “I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.”

— Jessica Simpson

41. “Normally, I’m so shy.”

— Jessica Simpson

42. “Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It’s definitely a bonus in that department, but it’s nothing spiritual. It’s about giving something special to that person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.”

— Jessica Simpson

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43. “I’ll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I’m just in a hang-out mood, I won’t even wash it. I’ll wait until it smells.”

— Jessica Simpson

44. “It’s so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it’s crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!”

— Jessica Simpson

45. “I’m really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That’s happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom’s jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It’s like a curse.”

— Jessica Simpson

46. “Life is definitely always about expanding. That’s how we grow.”

— Jessica Simpson

47. “I’m a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It’s hard to follow on her footstep. She’s so successful. Mariah’s Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.”

— Jessica Simpson

48. “I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It’s unbelievable.”

— Jessica Simpson

49. “I’ve become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I’ve persevered through a lot of talk.”

— Jessica Simpson

50. “I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!”

— Jessica Simpson