Top 120 Jessica Simpson Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “I don’t ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that’s good.”

— Jessica Simpson

102. “It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.”

— Jessica Simpson

103. “To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.”

— Jessica Simpson

104. “Whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant!”

— Jessica Simpson

105. “A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.”

— Jessica Simpson

106. “And I’m the worst liar of all time.”

— Jessica Simpson

107. “It’s like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.”

— Jessica Simpson

108. “I don’t have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.”

— Jessica Simpson

109. “If I’m going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.”

— Jessica Simpson

110. “I adore John Mayer. I don’t see how anything that surrounds John could be negative.”

— Jessica Simpson

111. “Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.”

— Jessica Simpson

112. “I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren’t an entertainer.”

— Jessica Simpson

113. “I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.”

— Jessica Simpson

114. “The kids are asleep, and my husband is reading in the other room. So, it’s just you and me. Every night after we put our children to bed, I come down here to the study to write. It’s cold here in Los Angeles, so bedtimes have been creeping later. My daughter Maxwell is six now and my son Ace is five, and they have the kind of energy that.”

— Jessica Simpson

115. “My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.”

— Jessica Simpson

116. “I’m interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer.”

— Jessica Simpson

117. “Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”

— Jessica Simpson

118. “I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.”

— Jessica Simpson

119. “We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You’ve seen me and Nick go at each other’s throats on TV. They’ve got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.”

— Jessica Simpson

120. “I am not a person who tries on in the stores. It drives me crazy. So I buy and take back if I don’t like something. I really don’t enjoy being in the dressing room. I rather just try it on in my house.”

— Jessica Simpson

121. “It’s important for country fans to know that I’m not just trying to come in and take their money for a CD.”

— Jessica Simpson

122. “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”

— Jessica Simpson

123. “When I signed a record deal, I was always told by execs I needed to be like everybody else, that I had to show my midriff, things that would take away from who I want to be as an artist.”

— Jessica Simpson

124. “The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”

— Jessica Simpson

125. “I want to be a role model.”

— Jessica Simpson

126. “I always wonder if what I’m wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don’t ever get ready just for myself, ever.”

— Jessica Simpson

127. “I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.”

— Jessica Simpson

128. “Image is the most important thing about someone’s career and longevity.”

— Jessica Simpson

129. “That’s the power of faith in action. It’s not about talking and judging. It’s about doing.”

— Jessica Simpson

130. “We weren’t trying, but we were definitely practicing – and not safely practicing.”

— Jessica Simpson

131. “I’ve done four movies. I’ve done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life; acting is something I’m learning.”

— Jessica Simpson

132. “I surround myself with love and look forward to being in love.”

— Jessica Simpson

133. “Labor is really going to hurt.”

— Jessica Simpson

134. “Let’s just promise to be there for one another in our imminent and enduring times of trouble and thunder.” “Deal,” I said. He always talked like that. I would moon over him to CaCee, using that same lofty language.”

— Jessica Simpson

135. “Give a girl an insult, she’ll feel bad for a day, but teach a girl to hate her body and she’ll feel bad forever.”

— Jessica Simpson

136. “I wanted to see who I was, without using another person’s love for me as a measurement of my value.”

— Jessica Simpson

137. “Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

— Jessica Simpson