Top 500 Jim Butcher Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn’t mean you can’t grow into something else.”

— Jim Butcher

152. “It is going to work,” I told her, keeping my tone confident. “We’ll breeze right in. The Rack will be with us.” Justine glanced at me with an arched eyebrow. “The Rack?” “The Rack is more than just boobs, Justine,” I told her soberly. “It’s an energy field created by all living boobs. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.”

— Jim Butcher

153. “His mind is strange,” came Varg’s rumbling voice, “but capable.”

— Jim Butcher

154. “Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It’s multipurpose equipment.”

— Jim Butcher

155. “I did absolutely nothing. Carefully.”

— Jim Butcher

156. “It gets too hot in there after a long test,” he told Ehren. “The air gets all squishy.” “It’s called humidity, Tavi,” Ehren said. “I haven’t slept in almost two days. It’s squishy.”

— Jim Butcher

157. “You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?”

— Jim Butcher

158. “You are a rare kind of crazy, man.”

— Jim Butcher

159. “I hate dreams like this,” I said. “There’s no plot – just random weird things happening. I get enough of that when I’m awake.”

— Jim Butcher

160. “There are people out there who enjoy hurting and scaring others. They’re going to keep doing it until you make them stop.”

— Jim Butcher

161. “No story that juicy was going to stay secret for long.”

— Jim Butcher

162. “Night wasn’t so much falling as sharpening its claws.”

— Jim Butcher

163. “There’s always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a choice.”

— Jim Butcher

164. “Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.”

— Jim Butcher

165. “When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me some part-time money and would hopefully lead to something I could do better.”

— Jim Butcher

166. “Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.”

— Jim Butcher

167. “There’s a fine line between audacity and idiocy.”

— Jim Butcher

168. “A house doesn’t make a home. When the place has got history, family, emotions, worries, joys worked into the wood, that’s when it gets a solid threshold.”

— Jim Butcher

169. “Nothing is truly safe in this world – and that being the case, why worry about threats that have not yet appeared? Far wiser to make what preparations one could, face trouble as it arose, and be happy in the meantime.”

— Jim Butcher

170. “Fire isn’t always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.”

— Jim Butcher

171. “People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

— Jim Butcher

172. “Even in winter, the cold isn’t always bitter, and not every day is cruel.”

— Jim Butcher

173. “Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon – perfect.”

— Jim Butcher

174. “When you assume, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

— Jim Butcher

175. “So many terrible things are done for love,” Mab’s voice said. “For love will men mutilate themselves and murder rivals. For love will even a peaceful man go to war. For love, man will destroy himself, and that right willingly.”

— Jim Butcher

176. “What is teaching but the art of planting and nurturing power?” Lea replied. “Mortals prattle on about lonely impulses of delight and the gift of knowledge, and think that teaching is a trade like metalsmithing or healing or telling lies on television. It is not. It is the dissemination of power unto a new generation and nothing less. For her, as for you, lessons demand real risk in order to attain their true rewards.”

— Jim Butcher

177. “Living was a dangerous past-time, and often quite painful – but there was also such joy in living, such beauty, things that one would otherwise never see, never experience, never know. The risk of pain and loss was a part of living.”

— Jim Butcher

178. “Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!”

— Jim Butcher

179. “My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I’m a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I’m the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under “Wizards.” Believe it or not, I’m the only one there.”

— Jim Butcher

180. “There’re things we keep hidden from one another. Things we hide from ourselves. Things that are kept hidden from us. And things no one knows. You always learn the damnedest things at the worst possible times.”

— Jim Butcher

181. “I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.”

— Jim Butcher

182. “A duel would mean a fair fight, and I hate fair fights. In the words of a murderous Faerie Queen, they’re too easy to lose. Of.”

— Jim Butcher

183. “How long have you been a Wiccan?? ‘A what?’ ‘A pagan. A witch.’ ‘I’m not a witch,’ I said, glancing out the door. ‘I’m a wizard.’ Sanya frowned. ‘What is the difference?’ ‘Wizard has a Z’ He looked at me blankly. ‘No one appreciates me.’ I muttered.”

— Jim Butcher

184. “More than anything, I wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after me. I wanted to be not.”

— Jim Butcher

185. “Better the enemy you know than the enemy you don’t.”

— Jim Butcher

186. “When I finally got tired of arguing with her and decided to write a novel as if I was some kind of formulaic, genre writing drone, just to prove to her how awful it would be, I wrote the first book of the Dresden Files.”

— Jim Butcher

187. “The Black Hole?” Grey asked, incredulously. “Nobody quotes The Black Hole, Dresden. Nobody even remembers that one.” “Hogwash. Ernest Borgnine, Anthony Perkins, and Roddy McDowall all in the same movie? Immortality.”

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188. “Trite but true – you don’t know what you have until it’s gone. People change. The world changes. And sooner or later you lose people you care about. If you don’t mind some advice from someone who doesn’t know much about families, I can tell you this: Don’t take yours for granted. It might feel like all of them will always be there. But they won’t.” She.”

— Jim Butcher

189. “The human mind isn’t a terribly logical or consistent place. Most people, given the choice to face a hideous or terrifying truth or to conveniently avoid it, choose the convenience and peace of normality. That doesn’t make them strong or weak people, or good or bad people. It just makes them people.”

— Jim Butcher

190. “I like her,” Sanya rumbled in his deep, half-swallowed accent. “She is so tiny and fierce. I don’t suppose she knows how to – ” “Sanya,” Michael said, his voice very firm. “We have talked about this.” The dark-skinned Russian sighed and shrugged. “It could not hurt to ask.” “Sanya.” He lifted both hands in a gesture of surrender, grinning, and fell silent. The.”

— Jim Butcher

191. “They say civilization is a thin veneer over barbarism. Chicago stood waiting for the first tearing sound.”

— Jim Butcher

192. “False gods!” she cried, her blue eyes blazing as she stared at the Red King and the Lords of Outer Night. “Pretenders! Usurpers of truth! Destroyers of faith, of families, of lives, of children! For your crimes against the Mayans, against the peoples of the world, now will you answer! Your time has come! Face judgment Almighty!”

— Jim Butcher

193. “We all have our demons.”

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194. “One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.”

— Jim Butcher

195. “You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.”

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196. “Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.”

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197. “Life is precious, fragile, fleeting – and Murphy’s life was one of my favorites.”

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198. “Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort, to food. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through our very first crisis, and guide us into our very first shelter from pain. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better.”

— Jim Butcher

199. “Five white candles surrounded my summoning circle, the points of an invisible pentacle. White for protection. And because they’re the cheapest color at Wal-Mart.”

— Jim Butcher

200. “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”

— Jim Butcher