Top 500 Jim Butcher Quotes (2024 Update)
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351. “People who ask questions and think about their faith are the last ones to embrace dogma – and the last to abandon their path once they’ve set out on it. I felt fairly sure that the Almighty, whatever name tag He had on at the moment, could handle a few questions from people sincerely looking for answers. Hell, He might even like it.”

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352. “You can have everything in the world, but if you don’t have love, none of it means crap,” he said promptly. “Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love never fails. When every star in the heavens grows cold, and when silence lies once more on the face of the deep, three things will endure: faith, hope, and love.”

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353. “We’re always disappointed when we find out someone else has human limits, the same as we do. It’s stupid for us to feel that way, and we really ought to know better, but that doesn’t seem to slow us down.”

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354. “I now had two handy shafts of wood with jagged, pointy ends. I stepped between Inari and the nearest vampire and passed her one broken half of the rod. “Here,” I said. “If you get the chance, make like Buffy.”

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355. “Words have a power every bit as terrible and beautiful as magic.”

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356. “Imagine Smaug’s treasure hoard. Now imagine Smaug with crippling levels of obsessive-compulsive disorder and fanatic good taste.”

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357. “I hear that they make disinfectants that don’t hurt these days. But Charity used iodine.”

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358. “Fear and anger always come hand in hand. Anger is my hiding place from fear, my shield and my sword against it.”

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359. “The freaking Leanansidhe, deputy of Her Wickedness, with her Nietzsche and Darwin Were Sentimental Pansies outlook on life.”

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360. “How are you going to talk to someone who has no idea?” Grimm said, nodding. “How can you explain something you can’t find words for? How can you get someone else to understand something for which they have no frame of reference?”

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361. “Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.”

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362. “We’re all so damned fragile.”

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363. “I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of sheer, stubborn pique. But she would never do it and feel nothing.”

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364. “I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”

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365. “I like to stay cozy with my paranoia, not pass her around to my friends and family.”

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366. “It gets sort of Zen after a while,” Butters said brightly. “Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is a jar.”

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367. “Everything’s mine, Francis,” she replied in a merry tone. “The only question is whether or not it knows it is yet.”

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368. “A tumbleweed went rolling by in the street. I’m not even kidding. An actual, literal tumbleweed. Man, Oklahoma.”

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369. “Vanity, thy name is vampire.”

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370. “I stretched out my hand, adrenaline and pain giving me plenty of fuel for the magic, and called, ‘Ventas servitas!’ Wind leapt out in a sudden spurt, seizing the Unraveling and tearing it from Aurora’s fingers, sending it spinning through the air toward me. I caught it, stuck my tongue out at Aurora, yelled, ‘Meep, meep!’ and ran like hell.”

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371. “When kind men grow angry, things are about to change.”

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372. “I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.”

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373. “Could a man’s heart, his soul, perish and yet leave him walking and talking as if alive?”

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374. “It was a well-known fact that humans became more addled than usual when running in herds.”

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375. “I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.”

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376. “Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”

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377. “I just stood there staring, because while I’ve seen a lot of weird things, I hadn’t ever seen that.”

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378. “I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.”

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379. “A man’s magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer gauge of a man’s character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power. I was not a murderer. I was not like Victor Sells. I was Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. I was a wizard. Wizards control their power. They don’t let it control them. And wizards don’t use magic to kill people. They use it to discover, to protect, to mend, to help. Not to destroy.”

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380. “We’ve both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

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381. “I like to think of it less as embezzling and more as an involuntary goodwill contribution.”

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382. “Karrin Murphy led the charge, and Sanya and I tried to keep up. She went through that sea of foes like a little speedboat, her enemies spun and tossed and turned and disoriented in her wake. Sanya and I hacked our way through stunned foes, pushing and chopping with unsophisticated brutality-and that big Russian lunatic just kept laughing the whole time.”

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383. “Time to start doing,” I whispered.”

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384. “Ignorance is more than bliss, it’s freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

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385. “Give me passion – and compassion – any day.”

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386. “All power is the same. Magic. Physical strength. Economic strength. Political strength. It all serves a single purpose-it gives its possessor a broader spectrum of choices. It creates alternative courses of action.”

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387. “Maybe my values are outdated, but I come from an old school of thought. I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts.”

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388. “Woof,” said Billy the Werewolf.”

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389. “I’m so pretty, it’s hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”

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390. “An honest man is a rare treasure.”

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391. “Sometimes, Hoss,” he said very gently, “you lose. Sometimes the darkness takes everyone. Sometimes the monster escapes to kill again another day.” He shook his head and looked down. “Sometimes, Hoss, the innocent little ones are murdered. And there’s not one goddamned thing you can do about it.”

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392. “The Shroud was old, and regarded as special, and people believed in it. That could be enough to give it a kind of power, all by itself.”

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393. “Scars – the graffiti of violence. – Harry Dresden.”

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394. “In for a sheep, in for a gargant.”

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395. “The worst lies are almost always silence – or else truth, tainted with just enough deception to rot it to the core.”

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396. “She is my child,” Charity objected. “She was,” Forthill corrected her, “if only for a time. Children are a precious gift, but they belong to no one but themselves. They are only lent us a little while.”

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397. “Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”

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398. “The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.”

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399. “What can I say? I put the ‘ick’ in ‘magic’.”

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400. “Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there’s evil for you.”

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