Top 500 Jonathan Safran Foer Quotes (2025 Update)
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351. “Jacob was right when, after Sam’s injury, he said it was too much love for happiness.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

352. “Before child labor laws, there were businesses that treated their ten-year-old employees well. society didn’t ban child labor because it’s impossible to imagine children working in a good environment, but because when you give that much power to businesses over powerless individuals, it’s corrupting. When we walk around thinking we have a greater right to eat an animal than the animal has a right to live without suffering, it’s corrupting.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

353. “I didn’t intend to write about totems or people searching. I tried not to constrain myself, and this is what I ended up with. There’s this great Auden quote: “I look at what I write so I can see what I think.””

— Jonathan Safran Foer

354. “If we communicated with something like music, we would never be misunderstood, because there is nothing in music to understand.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

355. “She brushed her eyelashes against his chest.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

356. “One weird thing is, I wonder if everyone’s hearts would start to beat at the same time, like how women who live together have their menstrual periods at the same time, which I know about, but don’t really want to know about.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

357. “We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

358. “Every time you make a decision about food, Paul pleaded, quoting Berry, “you are farming by proxy.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

359. “We live in a world in which it’s conventional to treat an animal like a hunk of wood and extreme to treat an animal like an animal.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

360. “I said, ‘I need to know how he died.’ He flipped back and pointed at, ‘Why?’ So I can stop inventing how he died. I’m always inventing.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

361. “For how long could we fail until we surrendered?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

362. “What does it remember like?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

363. “Only humans can cry tears.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

364. “These little daily choices that we’re so used to thinking are irrelevant are the most important thing we do all day long.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

365. “But I knew that there couldn’t be pockets that enormous. In the end, everyone loses everyone. There was no invention to get around that, and so I felt, that night, like the turtle that everything else in the universe was on top of.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

366. “That’s all anyone wants from anyone else, not love itself but the knowledge that love is there.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

367. “I could tell that Mom was dreaming, but I didn’t want to know what she was dreaming about, because I had enough of my own nightmares, and if she had been dreaming something happy, I would have been angry at her for dreaming something happy.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

368. “We cannot keep the kinds of meals we have known and also keep the planet we have known. We must either let some eating habits go or let the planet go. It is that straightforward, that fraught.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

369. “We looked at each other until it felt like everything would burst into flames.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

370. “She maintained a careful balance by her window, never allowing the men to come too close, never allowing them to stray too far.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

371. “Everything is the way it is because everything was the way it was.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

372. “The writing itself is no big deal. The editing, and even more than that, the self-doubt, is excruciatingly impossible.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

373. “Nothing goes away. Not on its own. You deal with it, or it deals with you.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

374. “Wolf Blitzer had once again relieved the horrible tension of his purgatorial beard – neither a beard nor not a beard – with yet another new pair of glasses.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

375. “Then I have some bad news for you, because humans are going to destroy each other as soon as it becomes easy enough to, which will be very soon.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

376. “I watched the sheets breathe when she breathed, like how Dad used to say that trees inhale when people exhale, because I was too young to understand the truth about biological processes.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

377. “I have made efforts to make you appear as a person with less anxiety, as you have commanded me to do on so many occasions. This is difficult to achieve, because in truth you are a person with very much anxiety. Perhaps you should be a drug user.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

378. “The room was filled with conversations we weren’t having.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

379. “One can build a perfect home, but not live in it.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

380. “I dreamt four nights ago of clock hands descending from the universe like rain, of the moon as a green eye, of mirrors and insects, of a love that never withdrew. It was not the feeling of completeness that I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

381. “Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn’t matter, or do you do it because it tastes good?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

382. “It’s true, I am afraid of dying. I am afraid of the world moving forward without me, of my absence going unnoticed, or worse, being some natural force propelling life on. Is it selfish? Am I such a bad person for dreaming of a world that ends when I do?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

383. “There is nothing wrong with compromising. Even if you compromise almost everything.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

384. “We believe that the environmental crisis is caused by large outside forces and therefore can be solved only by large outside forces. But recognizing that we are responsible for the problem is the beginning of taking responsibility for the solution.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

385. “Yesterday I wanted to turn inside out.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

386. “All happy mornings resemble one another, as do all unhappy mornings, and that’s at the bottom of what makes them so deeply unhappy: the feeling that this unhappiness has happened before, that efforts to avoid it will at best reinforce it, and probably even exacerbate it, that the universe is, for whatever inconceivable, unnecessary, and unjust reason, conspiring against the innocent sequence of clothes, breakfast, teeth and egregious cowlicks, backpacks, shoes, jackets, goodbye. Jacob.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

387. “It was the feeling of not wanting to live in the world, even if it was the only place to live.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

388. “Try to live so that you can always tell the truth.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

389. “Writers now are putting total faith in designers at Apple and Amazon. It’s almost like a race-car driver having no input into how cars are designed.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

390. “It took me as long as I had known him to get rid of all of his words. Like turning an hourglass over.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

391. “It would be refreshing to have a politician try to defend guns without any reference to the Second Amendment, but on the merits of guns.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

392. “She was a prism through with sadness could be divided into its infinite spectrum.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

393. “I’m less worried about accomplishment – as younger people always can’t help but be – and more concerned with spending my time well, spending time with my family, and reading, learning things.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

394. “Like you, I think of myself as many things, as if the thinking made it so. In the meantime, while I think – while you think, while we think – our actions and inactions create and destroy the world.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

395. “I invented a book that listed every word in every language. It wouldn’t be a very useful book, but you could hold it and know that everything you could possibly say was in your hands.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

396. “I thought about packing my bags, I thought about jumping out a window, I sat on the bed and thought, I thought about you. What kind of food did you life, what was your favorite song, who was the first girl you kissed, and where, and how, I’m running out of room, I want an infinitely long blank book and forever.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

397. “If it weren’t my life, I wouldn’t have believed it.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

398. “Did you manufacture any Z’s?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

399. “And by midafternoon he was again overcome with the desire to be somewhere else, someone else, someone else somewhere else.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

400. “My test for writing is always, is this fun or does it feel like a job? Is it moving me? Or am I just fulfilling my own expectations – or even worse, somebody else’s?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer