Top 500 Jonathan Safran Foer Quotes (2024 Update)
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401. “Nobody wants to be a caricature. Nobody wants to be a diminished version of herself.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

402. “I believed him. I was not stupid. I was his wife.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

403. “It is better to lose than never to have had.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

404. “It took me as long as I had known him to get rid of all of his words. Like turning an hourglass over.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

405. “It would be refreshing to have a politician try to defend guns without any reference to the Second Amendment, but on the merits of guns.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

406. “She was a prism through with sadness could be divided into its infinite spectrum.”

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407. “But even if the average life expectancy continued to increase by one year with each passing year, it would take forever for people to live forever, so probably no one would ever see it.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

408. “After fleeing Nazi-occupied Poland, Nobel laureate Isaac Bashevis Singer compared species bias to the “most extreme racist theories.” Singer argued that animal rights was the purest form of social-justice advocacy, because animals are the most vulnerable of all the downtrodden. He felt that mistreating animals was the epitome of the “might-makes-right” moral paradigm. We trade their most basic and important interests against fleeting human ones only because we can.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

409. “If it weren’t my life, I wouldn’t have believed it.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

410. “He removed several pages of death certificates, which were picked up by another breeze and sent into the trees. Some would fall with the leaves that September. Some would fall with the trees generations later.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

411. “The books could be completely worthless, and things we don’t even read now could be considered the most important books.”

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412. “To remember my values, I need to lose certain tastes and find other handles for the memories that they once helped me carry.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

413. “And by midafternoon he was again overcome with the desire to be somewhere else, someone else, someone else somewhere else.”

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414. “Rabbi, I feel no despair anymore. For seventy years I had only nightmares, but I have no nightmares anymore. I feel only gratitude for my life, for every moment I lived. Not only the good moments. I feel gratitude for every moment of my life. I have seen so many miracles.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

415. “There are a lot of things that we crave, there are a lot of things that would make us perhaps more fulfilled in a sensory way that we just say no to.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

416. “There is a glaring reason that the necessary total ban on nontherapeutic use of antibiotics hasn’t happened: The factory farm industry, allied with the pharmaceutical industry, has more power than public-health professionals.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

417. “Not to have a choice is also a choice.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

418. “We shouldn’t be intimidated by someone else’s idea of perfection if it will prevent us from taking steps we actively want to take.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

419. “You’re incredibly beautiful,′ I told her, because she was fat, so I thought it would be an especially nice compliment, and also make her like me again, even though I was sexist.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

420. “I need an office, so I can have a place where I don’t write.”

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421. “Our response to the factory farm is ultimately a test of how we respond to the powerless, to the most distant, to the voiceless – it is a test of how we act when no one is forcing us to act one way or another. Consistency is not required, but engagement with the problem is.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

422. “Long before man traveled into space, rabbis debated how one would observe Shabbat there-not because they anticipated space travel but because Buddhists strive to live with questions and Jews would rather die.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

423. “Abraham didn’t say, “What do you want?” He didn’t say, “Yes?” He answered with a statement: “Here I am.” Whatever God needs or wants, Abraham is wholly present for Him, without conditions or reservations or need for explanation.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

424. “There has yet to be a human to survive a span of history without at least one end of the world.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

425. “I think after you live it’s like before you lived.”

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426. “Highs and lows make you feel that things matter, but they’re nothing.”

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427. “The four highest-impact things an individual can do to tackle climate change are eat a plant-based diet, avoid air travel, live car-free, and have fewer children. Of those four actions, only plant-based eating immediately addresses methane and nitrous oxide, the most urgently important greenhouse gases.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

428. “What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

429. “She asked: “What can you promise?” He promised: “Things are about to be different.”

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430. “Stephen Hawking won’t come to Israel? I’m not one to punch a quadriplegic with glasses, but I’m sure he won’t mind if we ask for his voice back – you know, the one that was created by Israeli engineers.”

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431. “According to Project Drawdown, four of the most effective strategies for mitigating global warming are reducing food waste, educating girls, providing family planning and reproductive healthcare, and collectively shifting to a plant-rich diet. The benefits of these advancements extend far beyond the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions, and their primary cost is our collective effort.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

432. “Regarding US government recommendations that tend to encourage dairy consumption in the name of preventing osteoporosis, Nestle notes that in parts of the world where milk is not a staple of the diet, people often have less osteoporosis and fewer bone fractures than Americans do. The highest rates of osteoporosis are seen in countries where people consume the most dairy foods.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

433. “To try to live.”

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434. “The more exposure people have to the realities of factory farming, the more we will see people rejecting it. It’s already happening.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

435. “The question, I’ve come to think, is not what inspires one to change, but what inspires one to remain changed.”

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436. “I put my hand on him. Touching him has always been important to me, it was something I lived for. I never could explain why. Little, nothing touches, my fingers against his shoulder, the outsides of our thighs touching as we squeeled together on the bus. I couldnt explain it, but I needed it. Sometimes I imagined stiching all of our little touches together. How many hundreds of thousands of fingers brushing against each other does it take to make love?”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

437. “In the end, everyone loses everyone.”

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438. “But that slip of paper wouldn’t disappear, ever, and neither would the image of his prostrate wife, and neither would the thought that if he could, it might greatly improve his life to end it.”

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439. “In the emptiness of evenings, serious and unequivocal, he would say: “How beautiful is forgetting! what relief it would be for the world to lose some of its contents!”

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440. “I’d rather somebody hate what I do than be indifferent to it.”

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441. “TV guy and sometimes cooker Gordon Ramsay can get pretty macho with baby animals when doing publicity for something he’s selling, but you’ll never see a puppy peeking out of one of his pots. And though he once said he’d electrocute his children if they became vegetarian, I wonder what his response would be if they poached the family pooch.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

442. “Sitting with her now, rehearsing the horrible conversation, Jacob wondered if maybe, all those years, he had misunderstood the spaces surrounding Julia: her quiet, her steps back. Maybe they weren’t buffers of defense, but of the most extreme humility, the purest generosity. What if she wasn’t withdrawing, but beckoning? Or both at the same time? Withdrawing and beckoning? And more to the point: making a world for their children, even for Jacob.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

443. “Encoded into our language is the understanding that disasters tend to expose that which was previously hidden. As the planetary crisis unfolds as a series of emergencies, our decisions will reveal who we are.”

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444. “I am the one who broke the rule. But I am the one who made the rule you couldn’t live with.”

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445. “I have made my own choice, which is vegetarianism, but it’s not the choice I’m imposing on anybody else.”

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446. “Once upon a time, USDA inspectors had to condemn any bird with such fecal contamination. But about thirty years ago, the poultry industry convinced the USDA to reclassify feces so that it could continue to use these automatic eviscerators. Once a dangerous contaminant, feces are now classified as a “cosmetic blemish.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

447. “In my dream, people apologized for things that were about to happen, and lit candles by inhaling.”

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448. “I am a mother, she thought – not an answer to the question being asked, and no more her ultimate ambition than happiness, but her ultimate identity.”

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449. “In the case of animal slaughter, to throw your hands in the air is to wrap your fingers around a knife handle.”

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450. “God loves the plagiarist. And so it is written, ‘God created humankind in His image, in the image of God He created them.” God is the original plagiarizer. With a lack of reasonable sources from which to filch – man created in the image of what? the animals? – the creation of man was an act of reflexive plagiarizing; God looted the mirror. When we plagiarize, we are likewise creating in the image and participating in the completion of Creation.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer