Top 180 K.F. Breene Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “Never trust someone high on life. They aren’t in touch with reality.”

— K.F. Breene

52. “You are my heart, little dragon. Guard yourself well, because in so doing, you guard the most precious part of me.”

— K.F. Breene

53. “You can call him whatever you like. I’ll call him by his name, and if he doesn’t like that, I’ll call him a ballbag fuckbumper. I’ll let it be his choice.”

— K.F. Breene

54. “As a leader he was much too serious by half, a trait she’d seen diminish even the best leaders’ abilities.”

— K.F. Breene

55. “But love still mystifies and daunts us. We think we need it, but it has the ability to make us miserable. We put cultural constraints around it, like you can only be with one person, or you marry one person and you are stuck with them for life, but it all seems to be aimed at taming the wild beast that is love, when love obviously can’t be tamed.”

— K.F. Breene

56. “She has a job. Haunting the house. That’s why she wasn’t concerned about my bringing a ghost home. Our house is already ruled by a poltergeist. No other entity would dare invade her territory.”

— K.F. Breene

57. “Men often think they know what’s best for women, when in reality they rarely even know what’s best for themselves.”

— K.F. Breene

58. “I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.” – Og Mandino.”

— K.F. Breene

59. “It’s best to see the willy up front. This way, ye don’t have to go through all the rigmarole to check out the equipment. Good size? Well then, sure, let’s try it out. Too small or big? Keep moving, my dear, I haven’t the time.” “It’s not the size of the vessel, it is the motion in the ocean,” Mr. Tom said.”

— K.F. Breene

60. “None of us are fully comfortable with ourselves – there are always going to be things you don’t like. Ghosts and insecurities, dark places. The trick is finding someone who is as comfortable with your dark side as you are with theirs. The trick is not to change someone to fit you, but to find someone with whom you don’t have to change.”

— K.F. Breene

61. “I like knowing that you’d poison my breakfast if I ever get out of hand.”

— K.F. Breene

62. “She may not be the best one to lead people into battle, but she was the only one standing up and saying she’d do it at any cost. That alone meant it was her responsibility. Someone had to have the courage to step forward, to say that what was happening wasn’t right, and to fight back. Someone had to push back regardless of the opposition. If not her, then who?”

— K.F. Breene

63. “Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,” I replied. “Huh?” “He only recognizes the element of surprise.”

— K.F. Breene

64. “What a fart-box-licking piece of crap,” Daisy spat, and I couldn’t do more than stare. She’d managed a really foul cutdown without any technically bad words.”

— K.F. Breene

65. “Really? You didn’t see me?” Bria pushed the door open, her head turned toward a departing Zorn. “You didn’t notice me coming up the walkway before you shut the door in my face? Oh yeah, keep walking. See how that works out for you tonight. Those handcuffs aren’t going to unlock themselves.”

— K.F. Breene

66. “Mental note: green light for shooting Darius in the leg to prevent sexy times and possibly fall under his enchanting vampire spell.”

— K.F. Breene

67. “A pounding ache filled Kieran’s middle, threatening to derail him. One set of emotions was missing from his Six. One complex weave of feelings had fallen away, leaving a void.”

— K.F. Breene

68. “Who has two thumbs and brought a gun to a magic fight? This girl!”

— K.F. Breene

69. “Often we don’t see things about ourselves that everyone else finds apparent.”

— K.F. Breene

70. “Well, didn’t you find yourself a handsome young man. Congratulations. Just remember, they don’t come trained. You have to do that yourself.”

— K.F. Breene

71. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

— K.F. Breene

72. “There is no before you. There is no after. There is only you. Always.”

— K.F. Breene

73. “He’s not playing with a full deck of cards. The magic returned his strength and prowess, but there is only so much magic can do for the mind. That vampire only has one oar in the water, so to speak.”

— K.F. Breene

74. “Is that guy okay?” someone with a young-sounding voice asked. “Yes. He’s just suffering from a momentary case of idiocy. Soon he’ll think with his brain instead of his shriveled nut sack.”

— K.F. Breene

75. “After locking the door firmly behind her, then checking it just to make sure, she placed Sam’s heels by the bed and fell onto a pink duvet.”

— K.F. Breene

76. “People don’t mysteriously go missing around him, do they?” “It’s never mysterious,” Niamh answered. “They leave so they don’t have to listen to him.”

— K.F. Breene

77. “Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?”

— K.F. Breene

78. “Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women.”

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79. “It is a hard thing, eating crow, but women are a forgiving breed. If you are patient enough, you would be surprised what they will talk themselves back into.”

— K.F. Breene

80. “You’re magical – be magical. God didn’t intend for you to hide what you are. Find a place that makes you happy, and live true to yourself.”

— K.F. Breene

81. “The courage of a mother could not be measured. We toiled in the background, day in and day out, without thanks, so our children could become their best selves. We sacrificed ourselves for our loved ones, and we did it silently. Gladly. Full of love.”

— K.F. Breene

82. “I had zero control over myself right then. Panic was driving this wagon, and it was doing it with drunk horses.”

— K.F. Breene

83. “The other half of him was lost to shadow, much like the other half of her soul.”

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84. “Shanti is already in the thick of it. She’s still alive, and from what I can tell, she’s fighting in the dirty, underhanded way only she could make glamorous.”

— K.F. Breene

85. “He took to her hard, giving her what she needed, matching her fight to overcome the memories of her past and those she lost. And also to claim her, because she was his. This was it. With their power, and their actions – he was done chasing.”

— K.F. Breene

86. “Marc wasn’t good at this, so he figured killing those who were equally inadequate was a smart idea.”

— K.F. Breene

87. “The struggle of life defines you. You are not a pampered pet; you are a savage hunter.”

— K.F. Breene

88. “Penelope Bristol, I am your mother. You should know that I do not have an ounce of normal in my body.”

— K.F. Breene

89. “Fear is different than cowardice, though. Fear keeps us sharp. Fear is what creates courage. It’s okay to be afraid. It’s healthy. The danger is when you feel nothing at all.”

— K.F. Breene

90. “I can hear you breathing,” someone taunted from above in a raspy voice. “Dude, don’t be that guy,” I said, not looking up. “No one likes the creepy guy.” Footsteps.”

— K.F. Breene

91. “I’m crazy?” I asked. “You started it! You started it, and I plan on finishing it. That’s just responsible fighting. That’s what a mother does, finishes things. Then tidies up. Trash can, unmarked grave, whatever. Garbage goes where I put it, and that’s that.”

— K.F. Breene

92. “Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”

— K.F. Breene

93. “Holy tater tits, he was powerful.”

— K.F. Breene

94. “She really had been without for too long. “If you don’t use what the Elders blessed you with, it might rot,” Rohnan said in their language in a sing-song tone. “And there he is. It is obvious how willing he is to keep you in good working order.”

— K.F. Breene

95. “For the first time, he realized that he had seen this look before, but he had been too wrapped up in the idea of someone dangerous having a pair of tits to notice.”

— K.F. Breene

96. “They’re like women,” Jack said. “They stare at you flatly, reading you, judging you. If you are worthy, they will allow you to pet them, but only on their terms and only when they’re in the mood. Treat them well, though, and they’ll give you all the love you can handle, sometimes with a little painful nibble to keep things interesting.”

— K.F. Breene

97. “Oh, and she has learned a new swear word. It starts with “c”, is predominately used on women in an extremely derogatory way. She thinks it is hilarious. Watch yourself.”

— K.F. Breene

98. “The doorbell rang before she could get to hair and makeup. She answered to Kate and Jasmine arguing about the best way to get to her house, even though it was already too late since they were, in fact, at her house. “Hey, Kris.” Jasmine.”

— K.F. Breene

99. “How was I supposed to relate to the man when he didn’t speak in movie quotes?”

— K.F. Breene

100. “You make the bathroom look like a Sasquatch’s murder scene.”

— K.F. Breene