Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Worry only about that which you can control. Learn how to adapt to everything else.”

— K.F. Breene

2. “Only a fool would argue with a woman, let alone this woman – she’d win the argument and then kill the man for her troubles.”

— K.F. Breene

3. “Expect the worst. Then sit on that for a moment, imagine something worse than that, and expect that. Then have a nightmare about it, really just wallow in that nightmare, and expect that as your new reality. Welcome to a nightmare – cheers!”

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4. “Experience is something you gain right after you need it.”

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5. “Celebrate your differences. It is remarkable to be unique in a world of the mundane. You are one in a million.”

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6. “One day you will see a crack in your cage, and you will fly.”

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7. “Vulnerabilities aren’t something to be afraid of. They make us stronger, in the end. You cannot really hate unless you know how to love. You will never know your true strength unless you give in to your greatest weaknesses.”

— K.F. Breene

8. “Raise your voice until you are heard. Look however you want, be whoever you want, and demand people pay attention to you. Stop taking what you’re given, and demand the space in life you want.”

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9. “Life is a battle we cannot win. The question becomes, do we want to go down peacefully, or fight until our last breath? I choose to fight.”

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10. “Stalking is not sexy, Alexis, no matter how hot you think the stalker is. It denotes an unbalanced, possessive personality, the kind of person who will manipulate the object of desire into isolation so that they’ll fall into dependency and subservience. The object loses themselves and becomes property, basically.”

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11. “Just because you were born in a place, doesn’t mean you belong there.”

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12. “White is the absence of color. All the colors bounce off it. Nothing stays. Black absorbs all the colors. It is the culmination of color consumption. So really, I’m a blank canvas, and you are full of it. I think that fits.”

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13. “As Nelson Mandela said, courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. If you hide from that powerful thing inside of you, it will take over in strange ways. It will rule you, and not you it.”

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14. “Mark my words, princess, before this is all over, I will ruin you.”

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15. “Some gemstones are created from the crush of time. Buried deep in the bedrock, they grow stronger to resist the temptation to turn to dust under the weight. When they finally emerge, they are as strong as they are beautiful. You are such a gem, I should think. Your best magic isn’t going to be in the books, Miss Finley. Your magic will write the books to come.”

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16. “The best way to hide your inner grief is to look good, act good, and pretend pain doesn’t exist.”

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17. “Everyone is crazy. It’s the people who go with it, and admit it, that you can trust. So you be crazy, girl. Give that rat bastard hell.” I trudged up onto my first step. “I feel like this conversation has gone a little sideways.” “Yeah. I’m no good at pep talks. Good luck with your thing.” “Thanks for watching my house.” He waved at me and continued walking. He didn’t turn into his.”

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18. “You cannot appreciate the light if you don’t spend any time in the darkness.”

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19. “I’ve earned the right to look my age and still get taken seriously.”

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20. “The women are dressing as men, the men are wearing women’s underwear, and the young men are taking up gardening instead of chasing women or punching stuff. I do not understand my life anymore.”

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21. “It’s time for the people to learn a queen isn’t just a pretty figurehead. A queen is a leader. She’s someone to shoulder the weight of the royal duty alongside the king. We’ll rule together, or we’ll all crumble.”

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22. “Good leadership means recognizing those bad apples and throwing them away. Good leadership means helping their people step up the ladder in a safe environment that praises hard work and growth. As a friend, let me encourage you to be as open in your leadership as you are in your magic. Feel it out, and judge what’s best. Don’t let the fear of what could be tarnish what is.”

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23. “Now have a seat. I need to rescue you.” “Rescue me? Is that what it’s called when you wait for me to do all the heavy lifting and then waltz in after I’ve saved the day?” “Precisely. I’m taking charge.”

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24. “Arguing with him is like arguing with a madman – he’ll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.”

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25. “Time to be brutally honest with myself. The fictional jerks I was imagining weren’t the problem. I was the only one holding me back. So people might think I was too old to have some style – so what? I didn’t give two craps what people thought about me when I dressed like some sort of swamp monster. Why should I hesitate to wear the equivalent of a sexy disco ball?”

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26. “Bad guys kept winning because good guys didn’t understand they were part of the problem.”

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27. “In a life created of nightmares,” he murmured, “you have become my paradise.”

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28. “Men are so stupid. They don’t listen. They don’t realize women are designed to handle multiple things at a time. It’s in our genetic makeup.”

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29. “Everyone is crazy. It’s the people who go with it, and admit it, that you can trust. So you be crazy, girl. Give that rat bastard hell.”

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30. “Pointing out a powerful woman’s supposed faults makes those who are lesser feel better about themselves. They try to tear her down so she’ll feel as little as they are. But you cannot tear down a star. You cannot dull greatness.”

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31. “Now younger people posted their whole lives on social media, desperate to share each fart.”

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32. “Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,” I replied. “Huh?” “He only recognizes the element of surprise.”

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33. “I’ve been to that circus and I’ve seen all the clowns.”

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34. “Holy fuckity cunticles – ” I didn’t know what I was saying. Couldn’t do anything but swear. “Arsehole twat trolley!”

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35. “For the last time, it is a pouch, not a fanny pack. How come no one sees the difference?” “There is no difference. That’s why no one can see it.”

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36. “Fate. I bloody hate Fate. He’s such a nosey bastard.”

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37. “I like knowing that you’d poison my breakfast if I ever get out of hand.”

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38. “Wait – ” I swung my door open, bumping into Daisy as I did so. She stepped around me, lithe and agile, beating me into the hallway. “Wait! The adult is supposed to go first.”

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39. “Only the unpaid cooking seems to be a woman’s job to some guys. They don’t want to do it themselves, so they push it on their wife and say it’s women’s work,” Charity said, rolling her eyes. “Given that the top chefs of the world are largely men, they are mistaken. But then, if you can get a good wage for something, men generally assume control.” She paused.”

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40. “Often we don’t see things about ourselves that everyone else finds apparent.”

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41. “Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?”

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42. “This time around, I knew I was doing it right. I loved myself, and I loved him, and I loved us together. We were two individuals who were more together than the sum of our parts. It was the kind of love I’d always wanted. He wasn’t a perfect man, but he was perfect for me.”

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43. “She may not be the best one to lead people into battle, but she was the only one standing up and saying she’d do it at any cost. That alone meant it was her responsibility. Someone had to have the courage to step forward, to say that what was happening wasn’t right, and to fight back. Someone had to push back regardless of the opposition. If not her, then who?”

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44. “I might not be fast or be able to run for a long time just yet, but I was damned good at falling, bruising, and then getting back up.”

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45. “I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.” – Og Mandino.”

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46. “It’s best to see the willy up front. This way, ye don’t have to go through all the rigmarole to check out the equipment. Good size? Well then, sure, let’s try it out. Too small or big? Keep moving, my dear, I haven’t the time.” “It’s not the size of the vessel, it is the motion in the ocean,” Mr. Tom said.”

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47. “The trick is finding someone who is as comfortable with your dark side as you are with theirs. The trick is not to change someone to fit you, but to find someone with whom you don’t have to change.”

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48. “I had zero control over myself right then. Panic was driving this wagon, and it was doing it with drunk horses.”

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49. “It’s not cold enough for a blanket anyway.” Mr. Tom moved to grab it. “No, no.” I put out my hand to stop him. “It’s the fart blanket.” Mr. Tom yanked back his hands. “I beg your pardon?” “I think he uses a blanket so he doesn’t stick to the leather, but it also contains all the farts.” A look of horror crossed Mr. Tom’s face. “Who are these people?” “These people are my parents, and they’ll get weirder, don’t worry.”

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50. “Fly free, my little dragon. I hope to meet you in the next life. Forever at your command, Nyfain.”

— K.F. Breene