Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “It was the “I’m not happy, and despite the fact that my face is showing no discernible expression, someone will die” tone.”

— K.F. Breene

102. “You are my heart, little dragon. Guard yourself well, because in so doing, you guard the most precious part of me.”

— K.F. Breene

103. “There was too much hate in the worlds, and not enough compassion. Someone had to stand in the way. We had to stand in the way. We had to be the ringleaders for a different, better future.”

— K.F. Breene

104. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

— K.F. Breene

105. “Who are you?” the creature asked in a flat, sandpaper voice. “I am the egg man,” I said seriously. Darius slightly shook his head. He probably also rolled his eyes. “Egg man,” the creature said. Its head slowly turned to Darius. The suit wasn’t hiding him from the boat captain. “Who are you?” Darius stared at him for a beat. “I am the walrus.” I couldn’t help myself. I was a Beatles fan. “Goo goo g’joob.”

— K.F. Breene

106. “Aid him, so that he might aid you. Protect him so that he might protect you. You are his armor. He is your future.”

— K.F. Breene

107. “Until he goes crazy and we have to kill him in his sleep and then take off,” Mordecai said. “Yes, obviously.” Daisy rolled her eyes.”

— K.F. Breene

108. “Let’s go,” she yelled. “If we’re running to our death, I’d like to get there before supper.”

— K.F. Breene

109. “Oh my God, what is your malfunction?”

— K.F. Breene

110. “Fear is different than cowardice, though. Fear keeps us sharp. Fear is what creates courage. It’s okay to be afraid. It’s healthy. The danger is when you feel nothing at all.”

— K.F. Breene

111. “He’s better than me,” she said softly. “He’s a better person than me.” “He’s a better person than all of us. We’ll take credit for it. That’ll make us good people by association.” She nodded. “Good idea.”

— K.F. Breene

112. “Well, didn’t you find yourself a handsome young man. Congratulations. Just remember, they don’t come trained. You have to do that yourself.”

— K.F. Breene

113. “A girl always thought she knew her man best. Right up until she got a nasty surprise.”

— K.F. Breene

114. “Your sarcasm is draining.”

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115. “I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.”

— K.F. Breene

116. “His mood had shifted. Darkened, like it had fallen down a well, and was now worried about a basket of lotion and a hose.”

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117. “I think all kids secretly hope there’s some magic curling through reality,” I mused. “That if we look hard enough, one day we’ll find it. I haven’t ever grown out of that. And I did find it, in books mostly, as I said. In daydreams.”

— K.F. Breene

118. “I want to keep your magic – keep this connection – so I can find you if you get in trouble. So I can be near you even when we’re oceans apart. So I have a piece of you, even in my last moments.”

— K.F. Breene

119. “His presence seemed to require good posture.”

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120. “Banana hammock.”

— K.F. Breene

121. “I shouldn’t let the Garys of the world push me down or treat me badly, and I shouldn’t cave to people’s expectations of women my age. Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came!”

— K.F. Breene

122. “When someone tried to put Baby in the corner, that someone accidentally got.”

— K.F. Breene

123. “Some hero. I’d slipped into full damsel, and honestly, I would not mind being saved. I would not mind it at all.”

— K.F. Breene

124. “How was I supposed to relate to the man when he didn’t speak in movie quotes?”

— K.F. Breene

125. “Soon I’d get my diet under control – no more binging cookies right before bed – and then I’d be a rock star. I could do this! Okay, not as many cookies before bed. A lady had to live.”

— K.F. Breene

126. “I wanted to focus on what was right about this version of myself, like the way I’d learned to take life a little slower and enjoy each moment. Like my appreciation for people’s differences, and for beauty found in unlikely places. For my friendships, new and old. I wanted it to be okay that I wasn’t worried about beauty anymore, or worried about looking young. I just wanted to look like me, however me looked in any given year.”

— K.F. Breene

127. “You make the bathroom look like a Sasquatch’s murder scene.”

— K.F. Breene

128. “Oh good, you swear.” Bria nodded in relief. “The suit threw me, I have to admit. I was worried you’d be a Mary Sue.”

— K.F. Breene

129. “He was here to keep order and establish a presence. Given the sudden coiling of my body – half of me wanting to laugh manically and then sprint away, and the other half wanting to laugh manically, brandish Cheryl, and sprint toward him – he was damned good at his job.”

— K.F. Breene

130. “Women who have suffered, no matter how afraid, hold out their hands in aid to help others. To create a loyalty like no other – as strong as an oak, as enduring as a mountain, and as brutal as Time – look no further than a female who has risen from the ashes.”

— K.F. Breene

131. “I waited for her to nod before pacing while I bit my lip. That hurt, so I switched to biting my finger nail.”

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132. “Then she was brought here, and the king treated her like he would a rosebush. She was pruned back. Shaped. Cultivated. Wild at heart, violent even, but unable to express it.”

— K.F. Breene

133. “I’m fascinated, both by the news and also by the randomness of this continued conversation.”

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134. “Gross. That’s not appropriate.” I curled my nose at her. “Don’t address Kieran’s guys like that. It makes you look desperate. Have a little respect for yourself.” Dylan’s eyes widened. Thane, Boman, and Donovan all grinned.”

— K.F. Breene

135. “Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”

— K.F. Breene

136. “I smell drunk and look crazy. Trust me. My appearance is the first line of defense.”

— K.F. Breene

137. “Holy tater tits, he was powerful.”

— K.F. Breene

138. “Whose dresses were these?” He threw a bright orange frock onto the pile. “Whoever made them should be stabbed.”

— K.F. Breene

139. “She really had been without for too long. “If you don’t use what the Elders blessed you with, it might rot,” Rohnan said in their language in a sing-song tone. “And there he is. It is obvious how willing he is to keep you in good working order.”

— K.F. Breene

140. “The courage of a mother could not be measured. We toiled in the background, day in and day out, without thanks, so our children could become their best selves. We sacrificed ourselves for our loved ones, and we did it silently. Gladly. Full of love.”

— K.F. Breene

141. “For the first time, he realized that he had seen this look before, but he had been too wrapped up in the idea of someone dangerous having a pair of tits to notice.”

— K.F. Breene

142. “Yeah. We consulted our crystal balls, so we knew just when to drop the piano out of the window.” I clapped my hands together. “Splat.” “They.”

— K.F. Breene

143. “Marc wasn’t good at this, so he figured killing those who were equally inadequate was a smart idea.”

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144. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

— K.F. Breene

145. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

— K.F. Breene

146. “Often we don’t see things about ourselves that everyone else finds apparent.”

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147. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

— K.F. Breene

148. “Your first impulse is to run. But I know that you’ll eventually find your way back if I’m patient. The time it takes for you to return gets shorter and shorter, and soon you’ll stop running.”

— K.F. Breene

149. “There were no limits to what this guy wouldn’t rationalize to keep his current world-view. It was madness.”

— K.F. Breene

150. “Other furniture took up residence, but I crept toward the oddest thing in the room. A rosebush somehow – obviously magically – grew out of the actual floor!”

— K.F. Breene