Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “His presence seemed to require good posture.”

— K.F. Breene

102. “Banana hammock.”

— K.F. Breene

103. “I shouldn’t let the Garys of the world push me down or treat me badly, and I shouldn’t cave to people’s expectations of women my age. Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came!”

— K.F. Breene

104. “When someone tried to put Baby in the corner, that someone accidentally got.”

— K.F. Breene

105. “Some hero. I’d slipped into full damsel, and honestly, I would not mind being saved. I would not mind it at all.”

— K.F. Breene

106. “Soon I’d get my diet under control – no more binging cookies right before bed – and then I’d be a rock star. I could do this! Okay, not as many cookies before bed. A lady had to live.”

— K.F. Breene

107. “You make the bathroom look like a Sasquatch’s murder scene.”

— K.F. Breene

108. “Oh good, you swear.” Bria nodded in relief. “The suit threw me, I have to admit. I was worried you’d be a Mary Sue.”

— K.F. Breene

109. “He was here to keep order and establish a presence. Given the sudden coiling of my body – half of me wanting to laugh manically and then sprint away, and the other half wanting to laugh manically, brandish Cheryl, and sprint toward him – he was damned good at his job.”

— K.F. Breene

110. “Women who have suffered, no matter how afraid, hold out their hands in aid to help others. To create a loyalty like no other – as strong as an oak, as enduring as a mountain, and as brutal as Time – look no further than a female who has risen from the ashes.”

— K.F. Breene

111. “I waited for her to nod before pacing while I bit my lip. That hurt, so I switched to biting my finger nail.”

— K.F. Breene

112. “Then she was brought here, and the king treated her like he would a rosebush. She was pruned back. Shaped. Cultivated. Wild at heart, violent even, but unable to express it.”

— K.F. Breene

113. “I’m fascinated, both by the news and also by the randomness of this continued conversation.”

— K.F. Breene

114. “Gross. That’s not appropriate.” I curled my nose at her. “Don’t address Kieran’s guys like that. It makes you look desperate. Have a little respect for yourself.” Dylan’s eyes widened. Thane, Boman, and Donovan all grinned.”

— K.F. Breene

115. “Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”

— K.F. Breene

116. “I smell drunk and look crazy. Trust me. My appearance is the first line of defense.”

— K.F. Breene

117. “Holy tater tits, he was powerful.”

— K.F. Breene

118. “Whose dresses were these?” He threw a bright orange frock onto the pile. “Whoever made them should be stabbed.”

— K.F. Breene

119. “For the first time, he realized that he had seen this look before, but he had been too wrapped up in the idea of someone dangerous having a pair of tits to notice.”

— K.F. Breene

120. “Yeah. We consulted our crystal balls, so we knew just when to drop the piano out of the window.” I clapped my hands together. “Splat.” “They.”

— K.F. Breene

121. “Marc wasn’t good at this, so he figured killing those who were equally inadequate was a smart idea.”

— K.F. Breene

122. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

— K.F. Breene

123. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

— K.F. Breene

124. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

— K.F. Breene

125. “Your first impulse is to run. But I know that you’ll eventually find your way back if I’m patient. The time it takes for you to return gets shorter and shorter, and soon you’ll stop running.”

— K.F. Breene

126. “There were no limits to what this guy wouldn’t rationalize to keep his current world-view. It was madness.”

— K.F. Breene

127. “Other furniture took up residence, but I crept toward the oddest thing in the room. A rosebush somehow – obviously magically – grew out of the actual floor!”

— K.F. Breene

128. “Because you are everything he will want. Fierce and determined and smart, as well as incredibly beautiful. Furthermore, you’re a shifter, and he likes taking proud magical races and demeaning them.”

— K.F. Breene

129. “The sun peeked out from behind the horizon, splattering my face and lifting my spirits. I loved the darkness, but I also craved the light. The night called to my magic, the day to my spirit.”

— K.F. Breene

130. “Life felt better when you enjoyed the positive instead of lingering on the negative.”

— K.F. Breene

131. “How many times do I have to tell you, Frank? Get off my lawn!”

— K.F. Breene

132. “He did another scan of the sky before going back to that one spot. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

— K.F. Breene

133. “Seeing if he’ll give in to his baser instincts and try to catch all the bubbles. My dogs growing up freaking loved bubbles. They’d go wild for them. It’s got to be in the genetics, right?”

— K.F. Breene

134. “There is always that risk. Even with two normal people, or two married people, there is always that risk. Life is anything but certain. But sometimes the pleasure outweighs the risk.”

— K.F. Breene

135. “Shanti is already in the thick of it. She’s still alive, and from what I can tell, she’s fighting in the dirty, underhanded way only she could make glamorous.”

— K.F. Breene

136. “How will you adjust?” “Badly, probably,” I said honestly. Her smile grew. “Yes. Probably. But it is not what happens to us that matters the most – it is how we respond to it. Don’t let anyone put you in a place you don’t wish to be.”

— K.F. Breene

137. “A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.”

— K.F. Breene

138. “One more rule to break, and I’d be done. Honest.”

— K.F. Breene

139. “I couldn’t very well let her threaten me, could I? No, I could not. So I choked her to show her I wasn’t helpless.”

— K.F. Breene

140. “Yes, I have found that idiots are often happier in a puddle of their own stupidity. Say no more. From now on I will simply smile and nod when you say ridiculous things.”

— K.F. Breene

141. “A horrible scream rent the air, also distant. It sounded like a human in peril, being eaten alive or gruesomely tortured, or a man with a paper cut on his finger. It was intense distress, in other words, needing help immediately, or death might ensue.”

— K.F. Breene

142. “After locking the door firmly behind her, then checking it just to make sure, she placed Sam’s heels by the bed and fell onto a pink duvet.”

— K.F. Breene

143. “Sanders snorted. “Got that right. She’s stopped asking what I want for dinner. She just makes what she wants and allows me to eat it.”

— K.F. Breene

144. “I’m not sure I get this new Darius. A soft spot on you is about as comforting as a brown spot on white carpet. I don’t know how it got there, I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’m expecting the worst.” He.”

— K.F. Breene

145. “Let’s unleash Death upon this day.”

— K.F. Breene

146. “When Garret was absolutely unbearable, I waited until after hours, followed him in the shadows, and then punched him in the mouth.”

— K.F. Breene

147. “He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up.”

— K.F. Breene

148. “I needed to get some pearls so I had something to clutch in times like these.”

— K.F. Breene

149. “This felt right in a way nothing had in a long, long time. Like it was meant to be. Like my strife had not been in vain, at any point, and the next chapter of my life was, indeed, about to start. I couldn’t wait. Except first I had to pee.”

— K.F. Breene

150. “In the last couple hundred years I have found that human males of a certain wealth and influence greatly rebuke any change they are not accustomed to. Any hardship causes them to whine and moan. It is most vexing.”

— K.F. Breene