Top 180 K.F. Breene Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “Sometimes, you seem so naive, almost useless, in your approach. Other times, like now, you are truly eye-opening, Reagan Somerset. It’s like beholding a goddess. I almost can’t believe you’ve touched down in the world of mortals.”

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102. “His mood had shifted. Darkened, like it had fallen down a well, and was now worried about a basket of lotion and a hose.”

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103. “There are two types of fools. The one who delivers the message, and the one who believes it.”

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104. “Since my dad died, I’m not used to relying on anyone.” “I care about that, and later I would love to talk about it in length, but right now I am not interested in excuses.”

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105. “Callie handed me a strange-looking brooch fashioned to look like a big beetle with a lion’s head. “Never wear that in my presence,” Darius said. “Keep it out of sight.” He’d get it pinned to his back when he wasn’t looking so everyone would laugh at him, that was what he’d get. “Will.”

— K.F. Breene

106. “Women don’t say no to me, Alexis,” he said, his tone smooth and decadent, like rich chocolate. “They say please.”

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107. “Teenagers were the absolute worst. It was like an alien had come to earth one day, picked up my loving boy, and replaced him with a stinky, hairy mutant. Someone should’ve warned me.”

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108. “I’m a naked chick and you’re a creepy dude. Your reaction is pretty standard.” He.”

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109. “Your first impulse is to run. But I know that you’ll eventually find your way back if I’m patient. The time it takes for you to return gets shorter and shorter, and soon you’ll stop running.”

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110. “The sun peeked out from behind the horizon, splattering my face and lifting my spirits. I loved the darkness, but I also craved the light. The night called to my magic, the day to my spirit.”

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111. “It was the “I’m not happy, and despite the fact that my face is showing no discernible expression, someone will die” tone.”

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112. “Panic was driving this wagon, and it was doing it with drunk horses.”

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113. “Leather doesn’t pull out, you jackass!” Rod punched Andy in the chest. “I feel like this is a prime time for a dirty joke,” Macy intoned.”

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114. “It isn’t fair to profit from people who don’t have the money to pay when there are lives on the line. Living shouldn’t come with a price tag.”

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115. “I wanted to focus on what was right about this version of myself, like the way I’d learned to take life a little slower and enjoy each moment. Like my appreciation for people’s differences, and for beauty found in unlikely places. For my friendships, new and old. I wanted it to be okay that I wasn’t worried about beauty anymore, or worried about looking young. I just wanted to look like me, however me looked in any given year.”

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116. “Oh good, you swear.” Bria nodded in relief. “The suit threw me, I have to admit. I was worried you’d be a Mary Sue.”

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117. “Sanders snorted. “Got that right. She’s stopped asking what I want for dinner. She just makes what she wants and allows me to eat it.”

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118. “I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.”

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119. “I think all kids secretly hope there’s some magic curling through reality,” I mused. “That if we look hard enough, one day we’ll find it. I haven’t ever grown out of that. And I did find it, in books mostly, as I said. In daydreams.”

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120. “You are never alone for long, Rohnan. There are strange people everywhere.”

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121. “Seeing if he’ll give in to his baser instincts and try to catch all the bubbles. My dogs growing up freaking loved bubbles. They’d go wild for them. It’s got to be in the genetics, right?”

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122. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

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123. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

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124. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

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125. “If I’ve landed in a lover’s triangle of some sort, I am going to quit,” Sanders muttered. He scratched the center of his chest where the lump had formed. “And if I develop a soft spot for that fool girl, I’m going to throw myself down a cliff.”

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126. “Midlife ladies did not crash. Not unless there was a lot of wine involved and a rogue set of stairs jumped in front of her.”

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127. “Your cape is ridiculous and your face is something not even a mother could love.”

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128. “Women who have suffered, no matter how afraid, hold out their hands in aid to help others. To create a loyalty like no other – as strong as an oak, as enduring as a mountain, and as brutal as Time – look no further than a female who has risen from the ashes.”

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129. “I’m fascinated, both by the news and also by the randomness of this continued conversation.”

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130. “Let’s unleash Death upon this day.”

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131. “He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up.”

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132. “His presence seemed to require good posture.”

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133. “I shouldn’t let the Garys of the world push me down or treat me badly, and I shouldn’t cave to people’s expectations of women my age. Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came!”

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134. “Some hero. I’d slipped into full damsel, and honestly, I would not mind being saved. I would not mind it at all.”

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135. “One more rule to break, and I’d be done. Honest.”

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136. “Shrug off the cloak of other people’s expectations and rise to your true potential. No one can tear you down if you refuse to let them.”

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137. “He’s better than me,” she said softly. “He’s a better person than me.” “He’s a better person than all of us. We’ll take credit for it. That’ll make us good people by association.” She nodded. “Good idea.”

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138. “Your sarcasm is draining.”

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139. “There were no limits to what this guy wouldn’t rationalize to keep his current world-view. It was madness.”

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140. “Other furniture took up residence, but I crept toward the oddest thing in the room. A rosebush somehow – obviously magically – grew out of the actual floor!”

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141. “Because you are everything he will want. Fierce and determined and smart, as well as incredibly beautiful. Furthermore, you’re a shifter, and he likes taking proud magical races and demeaning them.”

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142. “Don’t be silly. Vamps are just cuddly creatures that want a hug.”

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143. “Until he goes crazy and we have to kill him in his sleep and then take off,” Mordecai said. “Yes, obviously.” Daisy rolled her eyes.”

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144. “I smell drunk and look crazy. Trust me. My appearance is the first line of defense.”

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145. “This felt right in a way nothing had in a long, long time. Like it was meant to be. Like my strife had not been in vain, at any point, and the next chapter of my life was, indeed, about to start. I couldn’t wait. Except first I had to pee.”

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146. “In the last couple hundred years I have found that human males of a certain wealth and influence greatly rebuke any change they are not accustomed to. Any hardship causes them to whine and moan. It is most vexing.”

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147. “Anyone who is blessed enough to know love will never be poor.”

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148. “A horrible scream rent the air, also distant. It sounded like a human in peril, being eaten alive or gruesomely tortured, or a man with a paper cut on his finger.”

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149. “He was here to keep order and establish a presence. Given the sudden coiling of my body – half of me wanting to laugh manically and then sprint away, and the other half wanting to laugh manically, brandish Cheryl, and sprint toward him – he was damned good at his job.”

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150. “Yes, I have found that idiots are often happier in a puddle of their own stupidity. Say no more. From now on I will simply smile and nod when you say ridiculous things.”

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