Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “How was I supposed to relate to the man when he didn’t speak in movie quotes?”

— K.F. Breene

102. “There is no before you. There is no after. There is only you. Always.”

— K.F. Breene

103. “I wanted to focus on what was right about this version of myself, like the way I’d learned to take life a little slower and enjoy each moment. Like my appreciation for people’s differences, and for beauty found in unlikely places. For my friendships, new and old. I wanted it to be okay that I wasn’t worried about beauty anymore, or worried about looking young. I just wanted to look like me, however me looked in any given year.”

— K.F. Breene

104. “Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”

— K.F. Breene

105. “I smell drunk and look crazy. Trust me. My appearance is the first line of defense.”

— K.F. Breene

106. “Holy tater tits, he was powerful.”

— K.F. Breene

107. “Whose dresses were these?” He threw a bright orange frock onto the pile. “Whoever made them should be stabbed.”

— K.F. Breene

108. “For the first time, he realized that he had seen this look before, but he had been too wrapped up in the idea of someone dangerous having a pair of tits to notice.”

— K.F. Breene

109. “Yeah. We consulted our crystal balls, so we knew just when to drop the piano out of the window.” I clapped my hands together. “Splat.” “They.”

— K.F. Breene

110. “Marc wasn’t good at this, so he figured killing those who were equally inadequate was a smart idea.”

— K.F. Breene

111. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

— K.F. Breene

112. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

— K.F. Breene

113. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

— K.F. Breene

114. “There were no limits to what this guy wouldn’t rationalize to keep his current world-view. It was madness.”

— K.F. Breene

115. “Other furniture took up residence, but I crept toward the oddest thing in the room. A rosebush somehow – obviously magically – grew out of the actual floor!”

— K.F. Breene

116. “Because you are everything he will want. Fierce and determined and smart, as well as incredibly beautiful. Furthermore, you’re a shifter, and he likes taking proud magical races and demeaning them.”

— K.F. Breene

117. “The sun peeked out from behind the horizon, splattering my face and lifting my spirits. I loved the darkness, but I also craved the light. The night called to my magic, the day to my spirit.”

— K.F. Breene

118. “How many times do I have to tell you, Frank? Get off my lawn!”

— K.F. Breene

119. “He did another scan of the sky before going back to that one spot. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

— K.F. Breene

120. “Seeing if he’ll give in to his baser instincts and try to catch all the bubbles. My dogs growing up freaking loved bubbles. They’d go wild for them. It’s got to be in the genetics, right?”

— K.F. Breene

121. “There is always that risk. Even with two normal people, or two married people, there is always that risk. Life is anything but certain. But sometimes the pleasure outweighs the risk.”

— K.F. Breene

122. “Shanti is already in the thick of it. She’s still alive, and from what I can tell, she’s fighting in the dirty, underhanded way only she could make glamorous.”

— K.F. Breene

123. “How will you adjust?” “Badly, probably,” I said honestly. Her smile grew. “Yes. Probably. But it is not what happens to us that matters the most – it is how we respond to it. Don’t let anyone put you in a place you don’t wish to be.”

— K.F. Breene

124. “A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.”

— K.F. Breene

125. “One more rule to break, and I’d be done. Honest.”

— K.F. Breene

126. “I couldn’t very well let her threaten me, could I? No, I could not. So I choked her to show her I wasn’t helpless.”

— K.F. Breene

127. “Yes, I have found that idiots are often happier in a puddle of their own stupidity. Say no more. From now on I will simply smile and nod when you say ridiculous things.”

— K.F. Breene

128. “A horrible scream rent the air, also distant. It sounded like a human in peril, being eaten alive or gruesomely tortured, or a man with a paper cut on his finger. It was intense distress, in other words, needing help immediately, or death might ensue.”

— K.F. Breene

129. “After locking the door firmly behind her, then checking it just to make sure, she placed Sam’s heels by the bed and fell onto a pink duvet.”

— K.F. Breene

130. “Sanders snorted. “Got that right. She’s stopped asking what I want for dinner. She just makes what she wants and allows me to eat it.”

— K.F. Breene

131. “I’m not sure I get this new Darius. A soft spot on you is about as comforting as a brown spot on white carpet. I don’t know how it got there, I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’m expecting the worst.” He.”

— K.F. Breene

132. “Let’s unleash Death upon this day.”

— K.F. Breene

133. “When Garret was absolutely unbearable, I waited until after hours, followed him in the shadows, and then punched him in the mouth.”

— K.F. Breene

134. “He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up.”

— K.F. Breene

135. “I needed to get some pearls so I had something to clutch in times like these.”

— K.F. Breene

136. “This felt right in a way nothing had in a long, long time. Like it was meant to be. Like my strife had not been in vain, at any point, and the next chapter of my life was, indeed, about to start. I couldn’t wait. Except first I had to pee.”

— K.F. Breene

137. “In the last couple hundred years I have found that human males of a certain wealth and influence greatly rebuke any change they are not accustomed to. Any hardship causes them to whine and moan. It is most vexing.”

— K.F. Breene

138. “The sticky-sweet night embraced me like a satisfied lover.”

— K.F. Breene

139. “Anyone who is blessed enough to know love will never be poor.”

— K.F. Breene

140. “She said that there was a book for every single moment, and she was not satisfied until she had found it.”

— K.F. Breene

141. “Once upon a time I would’ve found her complete lack of interest in killing one’s own troops cause for alarm. I might’ve worried she’d slit my throat in my sleep. Now that I know she probably will, I find I’m not as concerned.” “I wouldn’t slit your throat in your sleep, Sanders. I would do it when you were awake. Think of the sport it would be.” Shanti’s voice was colored with humor. Sanders snorted.”

— K.F. Breene

142. “Midlife ladies did not crash. Not unless there was a lot of wine involved and a rogue set of stairs jumped in front of her.”

— K.F. Breene

143. “Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women.”

— K.F. Breene

144. “Your cape is ridiculous and your face is something not even a mother could love.”

— K.F. Breene

145. “There was too much hate in the worlds, and not enough compassion. Someone had to stand in the way. We had to stand in the way. We had to be the ringleaders for a different, better future.”

— K.F. Breene

146. “Who are you?” the creature asked in a flat, sandpaper voice. “I am the egg man,” I said seriously. Darius slightly shook his head. He probably also rolled his eyes. “Egg man,” the creature said. Its head slowly turned to Darius. The suit wasn’t hiding him from the boat captain. “Who are you?” Darius stared at him for a beat. “I am the walrus.” I couldn’t help myself. I was a Beatles fan. “Goo goo g’joob.”

— K.F. Breene

147. “Aid him, so that he might aid you. Protect him so that he might protect you. You are his armor. He is your future.”

— K.F. Breene

148. “Until he goes crazy and we have to kill him in his sleep and then take off,” Mordecai said. “Yes, obviously.” Daisy rolled her eyes.”

— K.F. Breene

149. “Let’s go,” she yelled. “If we’re running to our death, I’d like to get there before supper.”

— K.F. Breene

150. “Oh my God, what is your malfunction?”

— K.F. Breene