Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2026 Update)
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101. “Penelope Bristol, I am your mother. You should know that I do not have an ounce of normal in my body.”

— K.F. Breene

102. “Fear is different than cowardice, though. Fear keeps us sharp. Fear is what creates courage. It’s okay to be afraid. It’s healthy. The danger is when you feel nothing at all.”

— K.F. Breene

103. “I can hear you breathing,” someone taunted from above in a raspy voice. “Dude, don’t be that guy,” I said, not looking up. “No one likes the creepy guy.” Footsteps.”

— K.F. Breene

104. “I’m crazy?” I asked. “You started it! You started it, and I plan on finishing it. That’s just responsible fighting. That’s what a mother does, finishes things. Then tidies up. Trash can, unmarked grave, whatever. Garbage goes where I put it, and that’s that.”

— K.F. Breene

105. “Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.”

— K.F. Breene

106. “Holy tater tits, he was powerful.”

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107. “She really had been without for too long. “If you don’t use what the Elders blessed you with, it might rot,” Rohnan said in their language in a sing-song tone. “And there he is. It is obvious how willing he is to keep you in good working order.”

— K.F. Breene

108. “For the first time, he realized that he had seen this look before, but he had been too wrapped up in the idea of someone dangerous having a pair of tits to notice.”

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109. “They’re like women,” Jack said. “They stare at you flatly, reading you, judging you. If you are worthy, they will allow you to pet them, but only on their terms and only when they’re in the mood. Treat them well, though, and they’ll give you all the love you can handle, sometimes with a little painful nibble to keep things interesting.”

— K.F. Breene

110. “Oh, and she has learned a new swear word. It starts with “c”, is predominately used on women in an extremely derogatory way. She thinks it is hilarious. Watch yourself.”

— K.F. Breene

111. “The doorbell rang before she could get to hair and makeup. She answered to Kate and Jasmine arguing about the best way to get to her house, even though it was already too late since they were, in fact, at her house. “Hey, Kris.” Jasmine.”

— K.F. Breene

112. “How was I supposed to relate to the man when he didn’t speak in movie quotes?”

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113. “You make the bathroom look like a Sasquatch’s murder scene.”

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114. “Sometimes, you seem so naive, almost useless, in your approach. Other times, like now, you are truly eye-opening, Reagan Somerset. It’s like beholding a goddess. I almost can’t believe you’ve touched down in the world of mortals.”

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115. “His mood had shifted. Darkened, like it had fallen down a well, and was now worried about a basket of lotion and a hose.”

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116. “People don’t mysteriously go missing around him, do they?” “It’s never mysterious,” Niamh answered. “They leave so they don’t have to listen to him.”

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117. “How many times do I have to tell you, Frank? Get off my lawn!”

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118. “He did another scan of the sky before going back to that one spot. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

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119. “There is always that risk. Even with two normal people, or two married people, there is always that risk. Life is anything but certain. But sometimes the pleasure outweighs the risk.”

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120. “How will you adjust?” “Badly, probably,” I said honestly. Her smile grew. “Yes. Probably. But it is not what happens to us that matters the most – it is how we respond to it. Don’t let anyone put you in a place you don’t wish to be.”

— K.F. Breene

121. “Let’s go,” she yelled. “If we’re running to our death, I’d like to get there before supper.”

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122. “Oh my God, what is your malfunction?”

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123. “Once upon a time I would’ve found her complete lack of interest in killing one’s own troops cause for alarm. I might’ve worried she’d slit my throat in my sleep. Now that I know she probably will, I find I’m not as concerned.” “I wouldn’t slit your throat in your sleep, Sanders. I would do it when you were awake. Think of the sport it would be.” Shanti’s voice was colored with humor. Sanders snorted.”

— K.F. Breene

124. “I waited for her to nod before pacing while I bit my lip. That hurt, so I switched to biting my finger nail.”

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125. “Then she was brought here, and the king treated her like he would a rosebush. She was pruned back. Shaped. Cultivated. Wild at heart, violent even, but unable to express it.”

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126. “Gross. That’s not appropriate.” I curled my nose at her. “Don’t address Kieran’s guys like that. It makes you look desperate. Have a little respect for yourself.” Dylan’s eyes widened. Thane, Boman, and Donovan all grinned.”

— K.F. Breene

127. “I’m not sure I get this new Darius. A soft spot on you is about as comforting as a brown spot on white carpet. I don’t know how it got there, I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’m expecting the worst.” He.”

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128. “When Garret was absolutely unbearable, I waited until after hours, followed him in the shadows, and then punched him in the mouth.”

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129. “Banana hammock.”

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130. “When someone tried to put Baby in the corner, that someone accidentally got.”

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131. “A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.”

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132. “I couldn’t very well let her threaten me, could I? No, I could not. So I choked her to show her I wasn’t helpless.”

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133. “A girl always thought she knew her man best. Right up until she got a nasty surprise.”

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134. “There was too much hate in the worlds, and not enough compassion. Someone had to stand in the way. We had to stand in the way. We had to be the ringleaders for a different, better future.”

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135. “Who are you?” the creature asked in a flat, sandpaper voice. “I am the egg man,” I said seriously. Darius slightly shook his head. He probably also rolled his eyes. “Egg man,” the creature said. Its head slowly turned to Darius. The suit wasn’t hiding him from the boat captain. “Who are you?” Darius stared at him for a beat. “I am the walrus.” I couldn’t help myself. I was a Beatles fan. “Goo goo g’joob.”

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136. “Aid him, so that he might aid you. Protect him so that he might protect you. You are his armor. He is your future.”

— K.F. Breene

137. “Whose dresses were these?” He threw a bright orange frock onto the pile. “Whoever made them should be stabbed.”

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138. “Yeah. We consulted our crystal balls, so we knew just when to drop the piano out of the window.” I clapped my hands together. “Splat.” “They.”

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139. “The sticky-sweet night embraced me like a satisfied lover.”

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140. “She said that there was a book for every single moment, and she was not satisfied until she had found it.”

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141. “Soon I’d get my diet under control – no more binging cookies right before bed – and then I’d be a rock star. I could do this! Okay, not as many cookies before bed. A lady had to live.”

— K.F. Breene

142. “Sanders snorted. “Got that right. She’s stopped asking what I want for dinner. She just makes what she wants and allows me to eat it.”

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143. “I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.”

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144. “I think all kids secretly hope there’s some magic curling through reality,” I mused. “That if we look hard enough, one day we’ll find it. I haven’t ever grown out of that. And I did find it, in books mostly, as I said. In daydreams.”

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145. “I want to keep your magic – keep this connection – so I can find you if you get in trouble. So I can be near you even when we’re oceans apart. So I have a piece of you, even in my last moments.”

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146. “Seeing if he’ll give in to his baser instincts and try to catch all the bubbles. My dogs growing up freaking loved bubbles. They’d go wild for them. It’s got to be in the genetics, right?”

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147. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

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148. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

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149. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

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150. “Midlife ladies did not crash. Not unless there was a lot of wine involved and a rogue set of stairs jumped in front of her.”

— K.F. Breene