Top 160 K.F. Breene Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “Panic was driving this wagon, and it was doing it with drunk horses.”

— K.F. Breene

102. “Leather doesn’t pull out, you jackass!” Rod punched Andy in the chest. “I feel like this is a prime time for a dirty joke,” Macy intoned.”

— K.F. Breene

103. “She really had been without for too long. “If you don’t use what the Elders blessed you with, it might rot,” Rohnan said in their language in a sing-song tone. “And there he is. It is obvious how willing he is to keep you in good working order.”

— K.F. Breene

104. “The courage of a mother could not be measured. We toiled in the background, day in and day out, without thanks, so our children could become their best selves. We sacrificed ourselves for our loved ones, and we did it silently. Gladly. Full of love.”

— K.F. Breene

105. “Marc wasn’t good at this, so he figured killing those who were equally inadequate was a smart idea.”

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106. “Not the books, Nyfain, be careful,” I yelled. Maybe I should’ve been worried about the guy, but ink before kink. The books were the priority.”

— K.F. Breene

107. “As Sanders would say, they weren’t friends and they weren’t screwing, so they didn’t need to have a potluck.”

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108. “I don’t need any more turds in my litterbox.”

— K.F. Breene

109. “There were no limits to what this guy wouldn’t rationalize to keep his current world-view. It was madness.”

— K.F. Breene

110. “Other furniture took up residence, but I crept toward the oddest thing in the room. A rosebush somehow – obviously magically – grew out of the actual floor!”

— K.F. Breene

111. “Because you are everything he will want. Fierce and determined and smart, as well as incredibly beautiful. Furthermore, you’re a shifter, and he likes taking proud magical races and demeaning them.”

— K.F. Breene

112. “The sun peeked out from behind the horizon, splattering my face and lifting my spirits. I loved the darkness, but I also craved the light. The night called to my magic, the day to my spirit.”

— K.F. Breene

113. “How many times do I have to tell you, Frank? Get off my lawn!”

— K.F. Breene

114. “He did another scan of the sky before going back to that one spot. “Yes. It is something flying. Either it is small and near, or large and far away.” I nodded, because yes, that was how perspective worked.”

— K.F. Breene

115. “Seeing if he’ll give in to his baser instincts and try to catch all the bubbles. My dogs growing up freaking loved bubbles. They’d go wild for them. It’s got to be in the genetics, right?”

— K.F. Breene

116. “There is always that risk. Even with two normal people, or two married people, there is always that risk. Life is anything but certain. But sometimes the pleasure outweighs the risk.”

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117. “How will you adjust?” “Badly, probably,” I said honestly. Her smile grew. “Yes. Probably. But it is not what happens to us that matters the most – it is how we respond to it. Don’t let anyone put you in a place you don’t wish to be.”

— K.F. Breene

118. “One more rule to break, and I’d be done. Honest.”

— K.F. Breene

119. “I couldn’t very well let her threaten me, could I? No, I could not. So I choked her to show her I wasn’t helpless.”

— K.F. Breene

120. “A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.”

— K.F. Breene

121. “Yes, I have found that idiots are often happier in a puddle of their own stupidity. Say no more. From now on I will simply smile and nod when you say ridiculous things.”

— K.F. Breene

122. “A horrible scream rent the air, also distant. It sounded like a human in peril, being eaten alive or gruesomely tortured, or a man with a paper cut on his finger. It was intense distress, in other words, needing help immediately, or death might ensue.”

— K.F. Breene

123. “After locking the door firmly behind her, then checking it just to make sure, she placed Sam’s heels by the bed and fell onto a pink duvet.”

— K.F. Breene

124. “Sanders snorted. “Got that right. She’s stopped asking what I want for dinner. She just makes what she wants and allows me to eat it.”

— K.F. Breene

125. “I’m not sure I get this new Darius. A soft spot on you is about as comforting as a brown spot on white carpet. I don’t know how it got there, I don’t know exactly what it is, but I’m expecting the worst.” He.”

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126. “Let’s unleash Death upon this day.”

— K.F. Breene

127. “When Garret was absolutely unbearable, I waited until after hours, followed him in the shadows, and then punched him in the mouth.”

— K.F. Breene

128. “He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up.”

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129. “I needed to get some pearls so I had something to clutch in times like these.”

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130. “This felt right in a way nothing had in a long, long time. Like it was meant to be. Like my strife had not been in vain, at any point, and the next chapter of my life was, indeed, about to start. I couldn’t wait. Except first I had to pee.”

— K.F. Breene

131. “In the last couple hundred years I have found that human males of a certain wealth and influence greatly rebuke any change they are not accustomed to. Any hardship causes them to whine and moan. It is most vexing.”

— K.F. Breene

132. “The sticky-sweet night embraced me like a satisfied lover.”

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133. “Anyone who is blessed enough to know love will never be poor.”

— K.F. Breene

134. “She said that there was a book for every single moment, and she was not satisfied until she had found it.”

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135. “Once upon a time I would’ve found her complete lack of interest in killing one’s own troops cause for alarm. I might’ve worried she’d slit my throat in my sleep. Now that I know she probably will, I find I’m not as concerned.” “I wouldn’t slit your throat in your sleep, Sanders. I would do it when you were awake. Think of the sport it would be.” Shanti’s voice was colored with humor. Sanders snorted.”

— K.F. Breene

136. “Midlife ladies did not crash. Not unless there was a lot of wine involved and a rogue set of stairs jumped in front of her.”

— K.F. Breene

137. “Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women.”

— K.F. Breene

138. “Your cape is ridiculous and your face is something not even a mother could love.”

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139. “There was too much hate in the worlds, and not enough compassion. Someone had to stand in the way. We had to stand in the way. We had to be the ringleaders for a different, better future.”

— K.F. Breene

140. “Who are you?” the creature asked in a flat, sandpaper voice. “I am the egg man,” I said seriously. Darius slightly shook his head. He probably also rolled his eyes. “Egg man,” the creature said. Its head slowly turned to Darius. The suit wasn’t hiding him from the boat captain. “Who are you?” Darius stared at him for a beat. “I am the walrus.” I couldn’t help myself. I was a Beatles fan. “Goo goo g’joob.”

— K.F. Breene

141. “Aid him, so that he might aid you. Protect him so that he might protect you. You are his armor. He is your future.”

— K.F. Breene

142. “Until he goes crazy and we have to kill him in his sleep and then take off,” Mordecai said. “Yes, obviously.” Daisy rolled her eyes.”

— K.F. Breene

143. “Let’s go,” she yelled. “If we’re running to our death, I’d like to get there before supper.”

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144. “Oh my God, what is your malfunction?”

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145. “He’s better than me,” she said softly. “He’s a better person than me.” “He’s a better person than all of us. We’ll take credit for it. That’ll make us good people by association.” She nodded. “Good idea.”

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146. “A girl always thought she knew her man best. Right up until she got a nasty surprise.”

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147. “Your sarcasm is draining.”

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148. “His mood had shifted. Darkened, like it had fallen down a well, and was now worried about a basket of lotion and a hose.”

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149. “I think all kids secretly hope there’s some magic curling through reality,” I mused. “That if we look hard enough, one day we’ll find it. I haven’t ever grown out of that. And I did find it, in books mostly, as I said. In daydreams.”

— K.F. Breene

150. “I want to keep your magic – keep this connection – so I can find you if you get in trouble. So I can be near you even when we’re oceans apart. So I have a piece of you, even in my last moments.”

— K.F. Breene