Top 200 Kevin Hart Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.”

— Kevin Hart

102. “I think women go crazy for a reason. It’s not like it just happens.”

— Kevin Hart

103. “Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production, “Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.””

— Kevin Hart

104. “HartBeat Productions is a company established by me; it’s mine. I run it. I have employees.”

— Kevin Hart

105. “Dialogue means debates and everyone’s point of view.”

— Kevin Hart

106. “The kind of poetry I write, lyric poetry, I think is really concerned with intimacy, with mystery. That needn’t be religious mystery, there are mysteries to do with everyday life.”

— Kevin Hart

107. “Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can’t become athletes. We’re watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.”

— Kevin Hart

108. “When you’re coming up with new material, it’s not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.”

— Kevin Hart

109. “Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what’s good and bad in relationships.”

— Kevin Hart

110. “I’m a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.”

— Kevin Hart

111. “If you look at me in ‘Ride Along,’ even though I’m playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive.”

— Kevin Hart

112. “I love women with attitude.”

— Kevin Hart

113. “I’m trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, ‘I’m different. I’m not just a comedian.’ I’m trying to become a rock star.”

— Kevin Hart

114. “The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it’s all downhill from that point.”

— Kevin Hart

115. “If you want to appeal to everyone, you can’t do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date – when you’re in Australia, when you’re in Dubai, when you’re in Indonesia.”

— Kevin Hart

116. “Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn’t just a director. He’s potentially a friend, and someone I can call to do a project that I want or that I have. That’s what I mean when I say branding and developing yourself, as a business.”

— Kevin Hart

117. “Every poem that I write is, in a sense, trying to find adequate words for this unspeakable word, around which my entire life turns.”

— Kevin Hart

118. “My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston’s “Bodyguard”.”

— Kevin Hart

119. “I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.”

— Kevin Hart

120. “I only wanna go up the steps toward a different level of stardom. The BET Awards was one of those steps, the VMAs was another huge step. And the next step, eventually, hopefully, would be the Oscars.”

— Kevin Hart

121. “I’ve done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.”

— Kevin Hart

122. “Men are like lions. We hunt.”

— Kevin Hart

123. “Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”

— Kevin Hart

124. “It’s spoken with a shoulder shrug, a side-to-side of the head, and roll of the eyes. It means: “I can’t even fathom your reality, but I’ve decided to just accept it and move on.”

— Kevin Hart

125. “I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.”

— Kevin Hart

126. “Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.”

— Kevin Hart

127. “I’m pretty much an open book. I’ve pretty much talked about anything I’m going through onstage. Between interviews and curious fans, I’ve been asked everything. And I always give answers. I don’t shy away from anything.”

— Kevin Hart

128. “You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it’s not about the money.”

— Kevin Hart

129. “In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character.”

— Kevin Hart

130. “No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‘Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.’”

— Kevin Hart

131. “I’m good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O’Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.”

— Kevin Hart

132. “On ‘Think Like a Man,’ they got the best out of me because they allowed me to bring my own cadences and opinions to the character that I was playing. I think we got the best of that particular character.”

— Kevin Hart

133. “I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.”

— Kevin Hart

134. “I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me.”

— Kevin Hart

135. “I’m not a big politics guy.”

— Kevin Hart

136. “In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.”

— Kevin Hart

137. “I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don’t box, but I’ll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.”

— Kevin Hart

138. “Comedy’s about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you’re saying.”

— Kevin Hart

139. “You’ve gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they’re not a part of the whole social media world.”

— Kevin Hart

140. “People like to hear the word ‘love.’”

— Kevin Hart

141. “When you’re supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you’re talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you’re filming.”

— Kevin Hart

142. “I’ve turned down shows offering large amounts of money.”

— Kevin Hart

143. “I don’t know if I’m at the relationship advice stage yet. I do have a lot of information to share, and a book is definitely in the works, but I don’t know whether it’ll be geared towards relationships.”

— Kevin Hart

144. “I think poetry has started to take on a supplementary role of prayer for some people. The churches, I think, including my own, are terrible at teaching people how to pray. It may be that we need to learn from the ground up as religious people, whether Christian or not, how to pray.”

— Kevin Hart

145. “The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.”

— Kevin Hart

146. “Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it’s about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.”

— Kevin Hart

147. “The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you’ve got somebody to feed off. It can go on and on and on, and the sky’s the limit.”

— Kevin Hart

148. “Any hand that I’ve shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I’m this guy, has come back. That’s why I treat everybody with respect. I’m always a nice pleasant guy to meet because when they come back to you, they remember.”

— Kevin Hart

149. “I can’t cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.”

— Kevin Hart

150. “Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.”

— Kevin Hart