Top 200 Kevin Hart Quotes (2024 Update)
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151. “The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.”

— Kevin Hart

152. “Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.”

— Kevin Hart

153. “I don’t see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.”

— Kevin Hart

154. “I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It’s going to happen when it’s supposed to happen. I’m not rushing it. I’m not trying to make it happen tomorrow.”

— Kevin Hart

155. “I like the fact that now my understanding for entertainment and the entertainment business is completely different from what it was when I first came in. I get the business side of it.”

— Kevin Hart

156. “I’m happy about working; I’m happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It’s the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.”

— Kevin Hart

157. “I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.”

— Kevin Hart

158. “My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.”

— Kevin Hart

159. “As soon as we try to write the simplest sentence about God, we find ourselves in anxious perplexities, but when we stop trying to write about God and talk with God, God is there and we can talk with God.”

— Kevin Hart

160. “I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.”

— Kevin Hart

161. “I think, first of all, I don’t think people understand Ice Cube’s body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word ‘urban’ but – when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who’s launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know?”

— Kevin Hart

162. “Because I’m small, I’ve been called things from ‘Happy Feet’ to ‘Little Face.’”

— Kevin Hart

163. “The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.”

— Kevin Hart

164. “I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.”

— Kevin Hart

165. “I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can’t lose.”

— Kevin Hart

166. “The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.”

— Kevin Hart

167. “My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life.”

— Kevin Hart

168. “For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.”

— Kevin Hart

169. “I don’t know about other people, but I love to work.”

— Kevin Hart

170. “At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.”

— Kevin Hart

171. “I’m not going to stop having problems.”

— Kevin Hart

172. “I don’t think comedy will ever die.”

— Kevin Hart

173. “You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don’t have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that’s actually saying something.”

— Kevin Hart

174. “I ain’t never called nobody no redskin. I’ve never been mad, like, ‘Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.’”

— Kevin Hart

175. “Genuinely love doing standup and I’m a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I don’t have to adapt or adjust. I am who I am. I appeal to everyone, hence in the movie doing a world tour.”

— Kevin Hart

176. “Life is a story. It’s full of chapters. And the beauty of life is that not only do you get to choose how you interpret each chapter, but your interpretation writes the next chapter. It determines whether it’s comedy or tragedy, fairy tale or horror story, rags-to-riches or riches-to-rags.”

— Kevin Hart

177. “I wanna produce, write, and direct my own projects, and eventually fund them. I wanna be a mogul.”

— Kevin Hart

178. “I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me.”

— Kevin Hart

179. “Stand-up comedy is mine: it’s my entity; it’s my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.”

— Kevin Hart

180. “I just want to be a great example to younger kids.”

— Kevin Hart

181. “My success comes in making fun of whatever you’re doing. That’s my way.”

— Kevin Hart

182. “I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.”

— Kevin Hart

183. “There’s so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.”

— Kevin Hart

184. “There’s a giant gap between what you imagine yourself doing and what you’re capable of doing and it hurts pretty bad when you fall into that gap.”

— Kevin Hart

185. “When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.”

— Kevin Hart

186. “I’m sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I’m on that list. I’m a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second.”

— Kevin Hart

187. “People don’t want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.”

— Kevin Hart

188. “I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they’re not reachable.”

— Kevin Hart

189. “I’ve pushed several women in front of violent situations. My rule is save myself first.”

— Kevin Hart

190. “I don’t have to change anything. I think that’s the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.”

— Kevin Hart

191. “I learned from the guys before me – Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.”

— Kevin Hart

192. “I didn’t want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.”

— Kevin Hart

193. “My daughter has impressions that she does of me.”

— Kevin Hart

194. “What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you’re put in relationship with God, and you have many opportunities not only of talking with God in petitionary prayer, but also of listening to God, being attentive to God, as happens in contemplation.”

— Kevin Hart

195. “My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.”

— Kevin Hart

196. “People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you’re going. They want to hear you talk about your family.”

— Kevin Hart

197. “I’m not Russell Crowe. I’m not going to do a period piece.”

— Kevin Hart

198. “The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.”

— Kevin Hart

199. “My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.”

— Kevin Hart

200. “Expect me to continue what I’ve been doing, which is trying to take over the world.”

— Kevin Hart