Top 140 Lani Lynn Vale Quotes (2025 Update)
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101. “Gabe was Puerto Rican.”

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102. “His eyes never wavered, but the sparkle in his eyes told me he was amused by my nervousness. They pretty much said, ‘As well you should be. I’m about to devour you.’ His white.”

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103. “I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets. -E-Card.”

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104. “When we get old, I want you to move into the same nursing home as me, so then when I start forgetting who I am, we can become new friends.”

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105. “I didn’t mean to gain this much weight. It happened by snackcident.”

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106. “If he puts his hand on your head to keep you from bumping it when he helps you in the car. -You might be a police wife.”

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107. “A wave of possessiveness overcame me as I took in all the men from the station, as well as my own MC members, staring at the lovely vision before me. I wanted to rip their eyes from their sockets just for staring at my woman, but refrained.”

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108. “As I listened to his retreat, and Kosher’s claws following in his wake, I felt around for Radar’s head and pulled him in close to my chest. Then I whispered the same prayer that I did every time he left me to go on shift. “Keep him safe, day and night. Give him courage, strength and might.”

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109. “A lot of people didn’t like cops just on general principle. They had no problem calling us when they were in need of our services, though. Even the ones that had a problem with our authority, like.”

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110. “Why is it so hard to draw a star without the lines in the middle? -One of life’s unanswered questions.”

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111. “The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton.”

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112. “They say I have a mild case of PTSD. One that doesn’t really make itself known until it’s the dark of night.”

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113. “Scream. Yell. Pinch. Kick. All of that is fine. Just don’t cry. If you cry, then I start feeling punchy. And nobody likes it when I start feeling punchy. -Luke to Reese.”

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114. “A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. -Marley and Me.”

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115. “If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t like you. -T-shirt.”

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116. “Kids are our future. They’ve got nothing but rose colored glasses on, and don’t have an ounce of corruption in them yet. Teach them right, and they could save the world. Treat them badly, and they can become their own worst enemy.”

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117. “At night, when I was there, Tru would use my leg as support and curl herself around my body. The baby tumbled and kicked the entire night, and that’s the way I liked it. Nothing was more reassuring then falling asleep with my wife’s breath on my cheek, and my daughter’s kick at my side.”

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118. “Every moment that I had free, I chose to read because I loved to escape to the alternate realities. Other worlds where there was always a happy ending.”

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119. “My arms were currently wrapped around Molder who’d, of course, accompanied me to the police station via a laughing Downy. The man thought it was hilarious that I ‘didn’t obey Foster.’ His words, not mine. I just glared and refused to talk to him either. I did think it was the cutest thing in the world.”

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120. “Everyone loves my cooking. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on. -Kitchen sign.”

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121. “I had the sense of direction of a lame duck that couldn’t follow the flock in front of him to get to where he needed to be.”

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122. “Admit it. You sleep with your feet covered because you’re too afraid of something touching them in the middle of the night. -Food for thought.”

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123. “I’m a simple man, Janie. I’m a man that lives hard. I’m a man that plays hard. And I’m a man that loves you.”

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124. “Throw me to the wolves, and I’ll return leading the whole goddamned pack. -Fact of Life Aaron.”

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125. “Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I love this wine.”

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126. “Like I need a Christian Grey. I have a biker that wears bunker gear. -Adeline’s text to Baylee.”

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127. “Then I’d purposefully driven his truck off the road, slamming it into the nearest brick wall I could find, which happened to be the sign that sat in front of the police station. Before it’d read ‘Kilgore Police Department.’ Now it just read ’gore.”

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128. “Baby, I’d never let you fall. Never. The only way that would ever happen would be if I was dead, or both my legs and arms didn’t work. If one of them worked, I’d claw my way to you. I’d do everything in my power to watch over you. Only death would separate me from your side.” He.”

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129. “You took your stomach meds at least, didn’t you?” She looked at me sternly. I nodded and held up my hand in the universal ‘Spock Sign.’ “Vulcan’s honor.” She.”

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130. “He was proof that if God brought you to it, God would bring you through it. “And.”

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131. “Daddies are protectors for life. Down to the very end. -Words of wisdom.”

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132. “Dad’s. Scaring men, law abiding or not, since the beginning of time. -Lenore’s.”

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133. “Alphas. Because who likes making your own decisions anyway? -Georgia’s inner thoughts.”

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134. “Most people sleep peaceably in their beds at night because there are men out there ready to do violence on their behalf.”

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135. “A firefighter lives here with the hottest flame of his life. -To Kettle from Adeline.”

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136. “If you mean doughnut when you say I’ll give you the Big D, then yes. I’ll take the D. If not then I’m not interested. -Lenore to a customer.”

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137. “He said he could have you, but that he would eviscerate him with a knitting needle and a hack saw if he ever stepped out of line.”

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138. “I can tell by the way you park your car that I hate you. -Female logic.”

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139. “If it has tires or testicles, it’s going to give you problems.”

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140. “Sorrow. It never goes away. All you can do is act like it’s fixed, when in reality all you’ve done is put a tiny Band-Aid over a gaping, bleeding hole that’ll never be repaired.”

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141. “The chains on my mood swing just snapped. -Bumper Sticker Griffin.”

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142. “Part of a parent’s job, making sure their kids are provided for and well taken care of. Nowhere in the handbooks, though, does it say I have to be nice while doing it,” he informed me.”

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143. “There are many things I’ve learned over the years by being a father of three and that was that a strong hand was needed. To hold my beer. Or on those rare occasions, sometimes even whiskey. Because when you live in a household of women, something’s got to take the edge off. Otherwise, a man, such as myself, would go crazy.”

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144. “My heart bleeds as I think about losing the man that I compared all my potential husband’s to. -Blake.”

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145. “I’d never been one to have spontaneous orgasms before, but there was a first for everything.”

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