Top 140 Lani Lynn Vale Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his. -Marley and Me.”

— Lani Lynn Vale

102. “If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t like you. -T-shirt.”

— Lani Lynn Vale

103. “Kids are our future. They’ve got nothing but rose colored glasses on, and don’t have an ounce of corruption in them yet. Teach them right, and they could save the world. Treat them badly, and they can become their own worst enemy.”

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104. “At night, when I was there, Tru would use my leg as support and curl herself around my body. The baby tumbled and kicked the entire night, and that’s the way I liked it. Nothing was more reassuring then falling asleep with my wife’s breath on my cheek, and my daughter’s kick at my side.”

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105. “Every moment that I had free, I chose to read because I loved to escape to the alternate realities. Other worlds where there was always a happy ending.”

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106. “My arms were currently wrapped around Molder who’d, of course, accompanied me to the police station via a laughing Downy. The man thought it was hilarious that I ‘didn’t obey Foster.’ His words, not mine. I just glared and refused to talk to him either. I did think it was the cutest thing in the world.”

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107. “There is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like Crayola gangbanged your face.”

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108. “Everyone loves my cooking. Even the smoke alarm cheers me on. -Kitchen sign.”

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109. “I had the sense of direction of a lame duck that couldn’t follow the flock in front of him to get to where he needed to be.”

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110. “Sometimes, Rome, you have to move past the fear, or you’ll never live again. Sometimes, you have to ride that fear and hope it doesn’t kill you the next time death sneaks up on you.”

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111. “It’s the man’s job to figure out what the woman likes, what will bring out the wild in her.”

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112. “Admit it. You sleep with your feet covered because you’re too afraid of something touching them in the middle of the night. -Food for thought.”

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113. “Legos, the most deadly form of home security. -Truth.”

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114. “I’m a simple man, Janie. I’m a man that lives hard. I’m a man that plays hard. And I’m a man that loves you.”

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115. “We all have that one friend you need to say ‘be nice’ to before you introduce them to someone. I’m that friend. -Audrey’s secret thoughts.”

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116. “After watching copious amounts of crime shows, I concluded that serial killers only target young attractive women with matching panty and bra sets. I feel much safer now.”

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117. “Throw me to the wolves, and I’ll return leading the whole goddamned pack. -Fact of Life Aaron.”

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118. “Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I love this wine.”

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119. “Like I need a Christian Grey. I have a biker that wears bunker gear. -Adeline’s text to Baylee.”

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120. “Then I’d purposefully driven his truck off the road, slamming it into the nearest brick wall I could find, which happened to be the sign that sat in front of the police station. Before it’d read ‘Kilgore Police Department.’ Now it just read ’gore.”

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121. “Baby, I’d never let you fall. Never. The only way that would ever happen would be if I was dead, or both my legs and arms didn’t work. If one of them worked, I’d claw my way to you. I’d do everything in my power to watch over you. Only death would separate me from your side.” He.”

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122. “I want to have enough money to decide for myself if money solves everything. -E-card.”

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123. “I hate you. Not in an ‘I hope you die’ kind of way, but more like I hope you develop an allergy to chocolate and cheese kind of way. -Coffee Cup.”

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124. “I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -Spock.”

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125. “You took your stomach meds at least, didn’t you?” She looked at me sternly. I nodded and held up my hand in the universal ‘Spock Sign.’ “Vulcan’s honor.” She.”

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126. “I hate it when I’m trying to eat a salad, it falls on the floor, and I have to eat tacos instead. -Text from Audrey to Tobias.”

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127. “Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out. -Memphis to her dad.”

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128. “He was proof that if God brought you to it, God would bring you through it. “And.”

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129. “Daddies are protectors for life. Down to the very end. -Words of wisdom.”

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130. “Dad’s. Scaring men, law abiding or not, since the beginning of time. -Lenore’s.”

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131. “I’m not a violent person unless you wake me up early. Even a minute early. Ever do that again, and I’ll cut you. -Text from Tasha to Annie Mig.”

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132. “Some people care too much. I think it’s called love. -Winnie the Pooh.”

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133. “Alphas. Because who likes making your own decisions anyway? -Georgia’s inner thoughts.”

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134. “Most people sleep peaceably in their beds at night because there are men out there ready to do violence on their behalf.”

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135. “Every corpse on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated individual. That’s why I love my couch. A couch has never killed anybody.”

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136. “His eyes never wavered, but the sparkle in his eyes told me he was amused by my nervousness. They pretty much said, ‘As well you should be. I’m about to devour you.’ His white.”

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137. “A firefighter lives here with the hottest flame of his life. -To Kettle from Adeline.”

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138. “If one is not meant to have a midnight snack... then why is there a light in the fridge? -One.”

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139. “If you mean doughnut when you say I’ll give you the Big D, then yes. I’ll take the D. If not then I’m not interested. -Lenore to a customer.”

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140. “When we get old, I want you to move into the same nursing home as me, so then when I start forgetting who I am, we can become new friends.”

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141. “He said he could have you, but that he would eviscerate him with a knitting needle and a hack saw if he ever stepped out of line.”

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142. “I can tell by the way you park your car that I hate you. -Female logic.”

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143. “If it has tires or testicles, it’s going to give you problems.”

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144. “Sorrow. It never goes away. All you can do is act like it’s fixed, when in reality all you’ve done is put a tiny Band-Aid over a gaping, bleeding hole that’ll never be repaired.”

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145. “The chains on my mood swing just snapped. -Bumper Sticker Griffin.”

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