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Larry David Quote: “Most practical jokes, I’ll feel too bad for the other person so I’ll stop just before the punchline.”

101. “Most practical jokes, I’ll feel too bad for the other person so I’ll stop just before the punchline.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.”

102. “Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?”

103. “If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage.”

104. “Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am.”

105. “I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.”

106. “I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “People don’t yell nasty things at actors – they let them continue.”

107. “People don’t yell nasty things at actors – they let them continue.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I’m not quite as anonymous as I was.”

108. “I’m not quite as anonymous as I was.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.”

109. “Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.”

110. “No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.”

111. “I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.”

112. “I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”

113. “Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.”

114. “In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.”

115. “I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Obviously comedic styles do change.”

116. “Obviously comedic styles do change.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “I think Michael Moore is a hero.”

117. “I think Michael Moore is a hero.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy.”

118. “It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy.”

— Larry David

Larry David Quote: “Let’s not forget, I got divorced.”

119. “Let’s not forget, I got divorced.”

— Larry David

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