Top 250 Laura Thalassa Quotes (2026 Update)
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151. “It was pretty clear they thought I was sufficiently incapacitated, leaving me back here to my own devices. It was also clear that they weren’t taking me to go get ice cream.”

— Laura Thalassa

152. “I don’t tear my eyes from his when I say, “I’m thinking that you’d give the devil a run for his money. In fact, he’s probably worried that you’ll set your sights on his territory next.” The corner of Monte’s mouth lifts. “A good idea, Serenity. Perhaps I could consult you on hell’s layout. I hear you’re familiar with it.”

— Laura Thalassa

153. “I will say this for the fae – they may be heartless sons-of-bitches, but they have seriously good taste in fashion.”

— Laura Thalassa

154. “Next time I fall for someone, it won’t be a conniving, manipulative – His hand moves lower, cupping my ass. – horny fae king. Next time it will be a good boy.”

— Laura Thalassa

155. “A horseman of the apocalypse is watching me pee.”

— Laura Thalassa

156. “Sadness has a way of getting into your bones and settling in for the long haul.”

— Laura Thalassa

157. “After a pause where he’s surely considering the wickedness of alcohol and how stained his soul’s quickly becoming, he takes the bottle from me, pouring himself another drink.”

— Laura Thalassa

158. “It took losing all that I held dear for me to learn a valuable lesson: only when everything is gone are you truly free.”

— Laura Thalassa

159. “Sweet thing, hasn’t she figured out by now that though I rule the heavens, I’m hell wrapped in a man?”

— Laura Thalassa

160. “Well, if Andre knocks you up and the baby pops out of you Alien-style, I’m shooting it.”

— Laura Thalassa

161. “The kiss has only barely begun when it goes from sweet to wild and desperate. He’s my oxygen and I haven’t been able to breathe for months.”

— Laura Thalassa

162. “We’ve been working on this for a week,” he continues, “and we’ve made no progress. Who do I have to kill to make things happen?” If only the psycho were joking.”

— Laura Thalassa

163. “For time corrupts even the most innocent.”

— Laura Thalassa

164. “For good or for ill,” he says over his shoulder, “I have been indelibly changed by you.”

— Laura Thalassa

165. “Ah, America,” Pestilence says with distaste, dragging me back to the present. “Here they are made particularly mean.”

— Laura Thalassa

166. “Your heart is largely an enigma to me. But we shall find out the truth of it soon enough.”

— Laura Thalassa

167. “For better or for worse, I’d chosen him. And I still don’t regret it.”

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168. “You were everything I never knew I wanted. You were chaos. You were desperation. You were the most mysterious secret I’d ever come across.”

— Laura Thalassa

169. “The truth is that I’m a connoisseur of addictions, and this is one of my favorite.”

— Laura Thalassa

170. “And naturally, I see a whopping three stars in the sky – and one of them might be a plane.”

— Laura Thalassa

171. “She grabs the Bargainer’s lapels. “Where are they?” Mara growls. She shakes him like a madwoman, the floral scent of her power filling the air “Desmond Flynn, where are they?” “What are you talking about?” he says, his voice low. “You know damn well what I’m talking about. I swear to the Undying Gods I will do everything in my power to break our vow of peace if you don’t tell me where my harem is.”

— Laura Thalassa

172. “I don’t understand why, but I want to be close to you, I want to hold you when you say you are cold.”

— Laura Thalassa

173. “It feels like I’ve just conceded a little bit of my soul. But Des has been collecting pieces of my soul since the night I took my father’s life. As far as I’m concerned, he can have it; I know he’ll take good care of it. Des’s.”

— Laura Thalassa

174. “Why did you have to ruin the world?” the horseman retorts. “I didn’t.” “You did. Just as I don’t have to touch each man to kill him, nor do you have to personally light the world on fire to be the reason it burns.”

— Laura Thalassa

175. “I love you too.” Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them.”

— Laura Thalassa

176. “Dear God,” I breathe. From the earth, the dead rise.”

— Laura Thalassa

177. “You’re the one everyone calls Pestilence the Conqueror,” I say. “Can’t you even tell when you’ve won an argument?”

— Laura Thalassa

178. “And now we’re afraid of each other. That’s what the two of us are. Afraid of hoping when all hope’s ever done is break us. Afraid of getting exactly what we want.”

— Laura Thalassa

179. “Thanks for bearing the crap out of that creep,” I said. Andre gave me a shadow of a smile, his way of acknowledging my decision to stay with him rather than running away again. “But,” I said, “just so we’re clear: no more mass killings. If that happens again, I’m so out of here.” I couldn’t believe I’d ever have to say those particular words to someone.”

— Laura Thalassa

180. “It’s hard to remember what you loved without also remembering what you hated.”

— Laura Thalassa

181. “Just because you like honey doesn’t mean you must also like the bee.”

— Laura Thalassa

182. “Toying with this supervillain was kind of fun. Much better than my usual experience with them, which usually involved lots of blood and pain. I.”

— Laura Thalassa

183. “I love this broken, broken creature, and damn him to the pits of hell for making me feel it when I should hate him all over again.”

— Laura Thalassa

184. “Let our enemies come.”

— Laura Thalassa

185. “I vowed to you that I would change,” he says. “I’m trying.”

— Laura Thalassa

186. “Your kind has not been made wrong,” War says cryptically, “but you have all collectively chosen wrong.”

— Laura Thalassa

187. “Weird is just a euphemism for an emotion I can’t actually put a name on.”

— Laura Thalassa

188. “It’s quite easy to control people once you understand them.”

— Laura Thalassa

189. “And of course, he had to be evil. Why do all the sexy guys have to have issues? Why?”

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190. “Every single creature runs from me – except you.”

— Laura Thalassa

191. “The government had been controlling my nightly visits.”

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192. “Once upon a time we were innocent, and then we were not.”

— Laura Thalassa

193. “I met his eyes. “Easily. I could love you easily.”

— Laura Thalassa

194. “I’ll say this for the Bargainer,” Temper says, “he throws a mean right hook. That pretty-boy king went down like a boner in church.”

— Laura Thalassa

195. “Someone so annoying didn’t deserve to look that good.”

— Laura Thalassa

196. “I love you. Maybe more than all of what I am. And I don’t understand why, but I do. I love you.”

— Laura Thalassa

197. “A monster of a man sits on his blood-red steed, a massive sword strapped to his back. There are gold rings in his dark hair and kohl thickly lines his eyes. His cheekbones are high and the scowl he wears makes him look absolutely petrifying.”

— Laura Thalassa

198. “Being with you makes me feel as though I have swallowed the sun. Everything is brighter, fuller, better because of you.”

— Laura Thalassa

199. “All religions want the same thing-salvation. We’re all the same.”

— Laura Thalassa

200. “Solstice expectations: everyone shall set aside their quarrels for this week, hold hands, and sing kumbaya. Solstice reality: everyone shall come within an inch of death at least once.”

— Laura Thalassa