Top 250 Laura Thalassa Quotes (2026 Update)
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151. “Thanks for bearing the crap out of that creep,” I said. Andre gave me a shadow of a smile, his way of acknowledging my decision to stay with him rather than running away again. “But,” I said, “just so we’re clear: no more mass killings. If that happens again, I’m so out of here.” I couldn’t believe I’d ever have to say those particular words to someone.”

— Laura Thalassa

152. “When you live without someone for as long as I have, love becomes this abstract concept, something you attach to a memory. And when memories are that old, they feel like dreams, and you wonder if any of it was real, or if your mind created it all.”

— Laura Thalassa

153. “No, the douchelord simply closed the distance between us and plunged a syringe into my neck.”

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154. “Do I feel bad that my true love is being roasted to death by supernatural bolts of lightning? Yes. Do I think he deserves it for being a bastard and forcing Judgment Day on everyone? Also yes.”

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155. “Once upon a time we were innocent, and then we were not.”

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156. “I was really close to death, wasn’t I?” I ask, referring to when Pestilence dragged my already injured body down the highway. “Must you talk?” So pleasant, this one. “Must you spread plague?”

— Laura Thalassa

157. “Loss,” he says. He’s quiet for a moment. “It’s one of the most common aspects of war, and yet I’ve never experienced it.” “You better hope you never do,” I say, thinking of my family all over again. Loss is a wound that never heals. Never never never. It scabs over, and for a time you can almost forget it’s there, but then something – a smell, a sound, a memory – will split that wound right open, and you’ll be reminded again that you’re not whole. That you’ll never fully be whole again.”

— Laura Thalassa

158. “I’ll say this for the Bargainer,” Temper says, “he throws a mean right hook. That pretty-boy king went down like a boner in church.”

— Laura Thalassa

159. “He’s the dark side of the moon. He’s my beautiful, terrible mystery. My friend. My soulmate.”

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160. “A monster of a man sits on his blood-red steed, a massive sword strapped to his back. There are gold rings in his dark hair and kohl thickly lines his eyes. His cheekbones are high and the scowl he wears makes him look absolutely petrifying.”

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161. “And yet, he’s giving me comfort. I lean into him and I let him hold me. He cradles my head to him, and I feel him brush a kiss along my hairline. I didn’t even know this was what I wanted the entire time, but it is.”

— Laura Thalassa

162. “Rob leans forward. “How do we change?” “Your natures are corrupted,” Pestilence says. “Your hearts are hard and your minds are set on a selfish, destructive course. You have killed off countless creatures, you’ve made a mockery of nature, you’ve turned your backs on one another. Unless your ways change, you will be eliminated.”

— Laura Thalassa

163. “George Washington was at peace when I came for him, Marc Antony and Cleopatra mourned for the lives they left behind, and Genghis Khan was grimly satisfied with his end.”

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164. “You all have been running towards me your entire life.”

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165. “Please give me my balls back at the end of the evening.”

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166. “I’ll cherish her, respect her, love her. For all the days of her mortal life, I’ll claim her as mine.”

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167. “He’s everywhere and in everything, and no number of lovers can make my heart forget.”

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168. “If I didn’t think you were the devil, I’d say you’d be able to seduce even him.”

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169. “We wear our garments like masks. Take them off, and you strip a person of their pretenses.”

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170. “Last night I could not decide which you were – a tonic or a toxin,” he says. “Today I’ve discovered you’re both.”

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171. “I should just swear off men. Nothing but heartache comes of them.”

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172. “I stare at each one of their faces, and this is the moment where we all realize that the boy they thought I was, was a mirage. That this entire time they’ve been the field mice and I’ve been the viper lying in the grass.”

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173. “It was pretty clear they thought I was sufficiently incapacitated, leaving me back here to my own devices. It was also clear that they weren’t taking me to go get ice cream.”

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174. “It’s always been you Gabrielle, even before you existed. And long after our bodies have turned to dust it will still be you. It will always, always be you.”

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175. “I will say this for the fae – they may be heartless sons-of-bitches, but they have seriously good taste in fashion.”

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176. “Next time I fall for someone, it won’t be a conniving, manipulative – His hand moves lower, cupping my ass. – horny fae king. Next time it will be a good boy.”

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177. “A horseman of the apocalypse is watching me pee.”

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178. “Sadness has a way of getting into your bones and settling in for the long haul.”

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179. “After a pause where he’s surely considering the wickedness of alcohol and how stained his soul’s quickly becoming, he takes the bottle from me, pouring himself another drink.”

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180. “This is misery, Sara,” he repeats. “But it is the sweetest misery I have ever felt. I don’t want it to stop.”

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181. “The fool I was who first laid eyes on her all those years ago did one thing right – he saw redemption within his reach, and he snatched it up for himself. And then he sabotaged it again, and again.”

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182. “Anyone but me enters this tent,” he says, nodding to the tent flaps, “you gut them.” Said like a man who knows his way around a good murder.”

— Laura Thalassa

183. “I wonder if any of them were like me – whether their beauty made them victims long before it gave them power. Whether some sailor somewhere abused those women before they had a voice at all. Whether they grew angry and jaded like me and used their power to punish the guilty as payback.”

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184. “There was a time when obesity was the losing battle our people faced. Not so anymore. As soon as food became scarce, curves became coveted.”

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185. “We tread water like that for almost a minute, neither of us saying anything. I drift to my back and stare up at the dim stars. His world is above us, and mine is below. There’s something very satisfying about that.”

— Laura Thalassa

186. “I never listened to those who told me about the dark side of loving your pair.”

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187. “The Reaper’s lips quirk. “Little flower, don’t you know? I happen to enjoy it when you pee on my boots, and you sing songs off-key, and when I wake up to your atrocious morning breath – you know, you also fart in your sleep.”

— Laura Thalassa

188. “Why?” he finally says. “Why, why, why? You creatures and your need to have orderly, logical answers. When someone falls in love, is it logical? And when they blindly hate, is that logical either? Your deepest drives are based on nothing. What you’re asking for is an explanation for the unexplainable.”

— Laura Thalassa

189. “Wrong is right, and right is wrong.”

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190. “So this is how the rich bleed – elegantly.”

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191. “I didn’t marry you because you were a pretty thing. I married you because you were a wicked one.”

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192. “Morality, and not faith,” he continues, “is what matters to God.”

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193. “Once he gets to the far side of the bed, his towel drops to the ground, and holy virgins and saints, that backside is everything.”

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194. “Why are you telling me this?” I say softly. His stares into my eyes. “I am the scariest thing out here. And if anything tries to touch you, they will reckon with me.”

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195. “Getting angry at one of the horsemen of the apocalypse for bringing about the end of man is like getting angry at ice for being cold.”

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196. “Speak, but listen more.”

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197. “There’s a finality to his words. I feel a tear drip out because I know what this is. It’s a goodbye. And I don’t understand any of it. His voice drops. ‘Don’t cry.”

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198. “The truth is that I’m a connoisseur of addictions, and this is one of my favorite.”

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199. “And naturally, I see a whopping three stars in the sky – and one of them might be a plane.”

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200. “She grabs the Bargainer’s lapels. “Where are they?” Mara growls. She shakes him like a madwoman, the floral scent of her power filling the air “Desmond Flynn, where are they?” “What are you talking about?” he says, his voice low. “You know damn well what I’m talking about. I swear to the Undying Gods I will do everything in my power to break our vow of peace if you don’t tell me where my harem is.”

— Laura Thalassa