Top 250 Laura Thalassa Quotes (2025 Update)
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201. “I twist to face him, pressing the blanket close to me. It has racecars printed all over it. A little boy’s blanket, sacrificed so that I’d be warm. Sometimes, it’s the little details that cut the deepest.”

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202. “I think I know who the Thief of Souls is. Karnon.”

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203. “The truth is that I’m a connoisseur of addictions, and this is one of my favorite.”

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204. “If I didn’t think you were the devil, I’d say you’d be able to seduce even him.”

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205. “And naturally, I see a whopping three stars in the sky – and one of them might be a plane.”

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206. “When it comes to grief, words have no balm strong enough to soothe the soul.”

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207. “She grabs the Bargainer’s lapels. “Where are they?” Mara growls. She shakes him like a madwoman, the floral scent of her power filling the air “Desmond Flynn, where are they?” “What are you talking about?” he says, his voice low. “You know damn well what I’m talking about. I swear to the Undying Gods I will do everything in my power to break our vow of peace if you don’t tell me where my harem is.”

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208. “Des’s voice drops low, so that only I can hear it. “Have I told you how easy it was to kill Karnon? His bones broke like twigs, his body burst like overripe fruit.” Des smiles, the action cruel. “Ending him was the easiest thing to do in the world.”

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209. “I don’t understand why, but I want to be close to you, I want to hold you when you say you are cold.”

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210. “Fine,” he rasps. “I’ll help you at” – more teeth gnashing and another raking gaze which pauses on the tear on my cheek – “no cost.” He practically chokes on the words.”

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211. “Having the Bargainer’s full attention is like catching a tiger’s eye. All you wanted to do was pet the creature, but as soon as it turns its gaze on you, you realize it’s simply going to tear you apart.”

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212. “Your kind has not been made wrong,” War says cryptically, “but you have all collectively chosen wrong.”

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213. “Someone hurt my monster.”

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214. “Weird is just a euphemism for an emotion I can’t actually put a name on.”

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215. “It’s always been you Gabrielle, even before you existed. And long after our bodies have turned to dust it will still be you. It will always, always be you.”

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216. “It’s quite easy to control people once you understand them.”

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217. “I swear to the Undying Gods that once I’m able to, I will scour the earth for my soulmate. I’ll put my past behind me and focus on the future. And when I find her – if I find her – I won’t waste time fearing what others will think. I’ll cherish her, respect her, love her. For all the days of her mortal life, I’ll claim her as mine.”

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218. “I will say this for the fae – they may be heartless sons-of-bitches, but they have seriously good taste in fashion.”

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219. “Ah, America,” Pestilence says with distaste, dragging me back to the present. “Here they are made particularly mean.”

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220. “Why are you telling me this?” I say softly. His stares into my eyes. “I am the scariest thing out here. And if anything tries to touch you, they will reckon with me.”

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221. “You’re wrong if you think that angers me.” His smile is menacing. “Everything you are has been made for me.”

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222. “Please give me my balls back at the end of the evening.”

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223. “He looks heavenward, like he’s trying to find both God and his patience in the rafters.”

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224. “I’ll cherish her, respect her, love her. For all the days of her mortal life, I’ll claim her as mine.”

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225. “Everything that lives must eventually die.”

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226. “He has yet to realize that you don’t have to cut someone to make them bleed. Take away the most precious thing they have, and they will suffer.”

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227. “A fairy doesn’t show his wings to his betrothed.” He slides his hand behind my neck, his thumb stroking my skin. “A fairy shows them to his soulmate.”

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228. “No, the douchelord simply closed the distance between us and plunged a syringe into my neck.”

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229. “Suffering is meant for the living.”

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230. “It’s a hurt so vast I can’t see any end to it. I could fit entire galaxies into the space it’s carved out for itself inside me.”

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231. “Let our enemies come.”

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232. “It would be easier to explain sight to the blind,” Pestilence says. “It can’t be understood by description alone; it must be experienced.”

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233. “All religions want the same thing-salvation. We’re all the same.”

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234. “Solstice expectations: everyone shall set aside their quarrels for this week, hold hands, and sing kumbaya. Solstice reality: everyone shall come within an inch of death at least once.”

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235. “The Reaper’s lips quirk. “Little flower, don’t you know? I happen to enjoy it when you pee on my boots, and you sing songs off-key, and when I wake up to your atrocious morning breath – you know, you also fart in your sleep.”

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236. “Other teenagers got clothes and electronics for Christmas. I got my name on a hit list.”

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237. “Why?” he finally says. “Why, why, why? You creatures and your need to have orderly, logical answers. When someone falls in love, is it logical? And when they blindly hate, is that logical either? Your deepest drives are based on nothing. What you’re asking for is an explanation for the unexplainable.”

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238. “George Washington was at peace when I came for him, Marc Antony and Cleopatra mourned for the lives they left behind, and Genghis Khan was grimly satisfied with his end.”

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239. “I can do whatever it is I want. So come closer,” I say, moving out into deeper water, souls slipping past me. “Find me beneath the waves. Feel my watery kiss. Drown in my arms. Die for me, my undying king.”

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240. “Wrong is right, and right is wrong.”

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241. “Last night I could not decide which you were – a tonic or a toxin,” he says. “Today I’ve discovered you’re both.”

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242. “I saw you, and for the first time, I wanted.” His words pucker my flesh. “And so, I took.”

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243. “I should just swear off men. Nothing but heartache comes of them.”

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244. “You’re the one everyone calls Pestilence the Conqueror,” I say. “Can’t you even tell when you’ve won an argument?”

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245. “And now we’re afraid of each other. That’s what the two of us are. Afraid of hoping when all hope’s ever done is break us. Afraid of getting exactly what we want.”

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246. “Well, are you going to make me breakfast, Romeo?” I asked him. While he was off murdering people, I’d had to drink water from the bathroom sink. The bathroom sink!”

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247. “Thanks for bearing the crap out of that creep,” I said. Andre gave me a shadow of a smile, his way of acknowledging my decision to stay with him rather than running away again. “But,” I said, “just so we’re clear: no more mass killings. If that happens again, I’m so out of here.” I couldn’t believe I’d ever have to say those particular words to someone.”

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248. “This is misery, Sara,” he repeats. “But it is the sweetest misery I have ever felt. I don’t want it to stop.”

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249. “It took losing all that I held dear for me to learn a valuable lesson: only when everything is gone are you truly free.”

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250. “I met his eyes. “Easily. I could love you easily.”

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