Top 250 Laura Thalassa Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “You can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

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2. “You will not stop me today, or tomorrow – you will not stop me ever. But – despite all sense, I think I do enjoy watching you try.”

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3. “My heart, my wife, my life. I will love you until the day I die.”

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4. “Pestilence, his crown perched upon his brow. War, with his steel blade held high. Famine, a scythe and scales at hand. And Death, blighted Death, his dark wings folded at his back, a torch of bilious smoke tight in his grip. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, come to claim the earth and lay waste to the mortals that dwelled within it.”

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5. “You’re not going to stop living your life because some days are harder than others.”

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6. “War takes many things from people, but unfortunately, pain is not one of them.”

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7. “Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires.” – William Shakespeare, Macbeth.”

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8. “I’ll be yours. If you’ll be mine.”

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9. “Everyone deserves to die – even that abominable man I cut down only minutes ago.” He kneels across from me and reaches out, caressing the skin that he just so recently healed. “To live is to die,” he adds. “That was the agreement you made when you came into this world. You cannot have one without the other. All your life, all your suffering, all your loss – it was all for this.” He gestures to the dead around us, his wings spreading wide. “You all have been running towards me your entire life.”

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10. “But whatever you choose to be, cherub, make it count.”

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11. “Freedom or death.”

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12. “Love costs even more than power, even more than revenge or hate.”

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13. “When you find someone worth spending that time with, you don’t want to share those minutes with anyone else.”

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14. “I am chaos. I am the undoing of man. And all the world will fall to my feet.”

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15. “And I will love you long after the last star dies. I will love you until the end of darkness itself.”

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16. “I am Pestilence the Conqueror, the first of the Four Horsemen come to claim your world. I am eternal, and my task, unwavering. I do not require anything to sustain me.”

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17. “So lay back, kismet, and let me show you what it means to be mine.”

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18. “Pride is a lonely soldier, seeing out his watch when there’s no one else there to care.”

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19. “It’s rude to stare,” I eventually say. “I don’t care about your silly human taboos,” he replies. And he continues staring. And staring.”

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20. “The Bargainer pauses, glancing up at me. “I love you, Callie, down to every last feather and scale. I love your darkness, I love your mind, I love your humor and your most coveted dreams. And I love how you love me – wholly, deeply, passionately. “You’re not normal; you’ll never be normal. I’m so sorry to tell you that. You are so blindingly extraordinary that it physically hurts me.”

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21. “War glances at me. “Is everything alright?” I nod a little too quickly. “I’m fine.” He stares at me for a beat longer, then faces forward again. “Over the course of human existence, your kind has come up with hundreds of thousands of words for everything imaginable, yet somehow none of you have figured out how to actually speak your mind.”

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22. “Yes, but life and death are lovers, kismet. They always choose each other in the end.”

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23. “I hate poverty. I hate feeling like we’re only entitled to the worst this realm has to offer simply because. But more than anything, I hate having to make hard choices. Books or food? To learn or to eat?”

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24. “I’m Famine, the third horseman of the apocalypse, and I’m here to kill you all.”

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25. “I close my eyes, and words from an old book flow from my lips. “From flame to ashes, dawn to dusk, for the rest of our lives, be mine always, Desmond Flynn.” All.”

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26. “Because naming things humanizes them. And once you humanize something, you are essentially recognizing its existence.”

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27. “I would steal the stars from the sky for you,” he whispers into my ear. “Anything to hear you laugh like that.”

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28. “You are magic, love.”

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29. “I know I’m someone powerful, someone dangerous. A grim smile tugs at my lips despite my current circumstances. I know I’m not afraid of pain or death. And these men and women? They should be afraid of me. Because whoever I am, I am violent, and I will be having my revenge.”

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30. “I’ll be at your side, till the darkness dies.”

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31. “And I will be there for them all. I will be there when the last of your mortal friends draws their last breath. I will be there through it all, and I will tease you and infuriate you, and lavish you with whatever it is your heart desires because the only thing mine desires is you.”

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32. “Remember those horcruxes in Harry Potter?” I begin to smile in spite of myself. “Are you seriously dropping an HP reference right here, right now?” I ask, glancing over at Des. “I have your undivided attention, don’t I?” “And all my love.” I mean, I knew he was soulmate material before, but this pretty much just sealed the deal.”

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33. “I would steal the stars from the sky for you.”

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34. “Daughter of wheat and grain, Betrothed to soil and stain, Your lifeblood drips, The scales tip, But will it be in vain?”

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35. “Love is another sort of subtle magic. It can bring people together and tear lives apart. It can wash away sorrow, it can forgive. It can redeem.”

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36. “People like us are not victims. We’re someone’s nightmare.”

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37. “Love has a funny way of rearranging priorities.”

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38. “There will be no honor to my sacrifice. Women who have filled the role of temptress have always been looked down upon.”

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39. “He tastes like fairy wine and dirty thoughts.”

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40. “I don’t want to be awake when you’re asleep. Talking with you reminds me of how lonely it is to exist.”

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41. “He moves the hand I still hold captive to my face, touching my scar. “You fought for me, killed for me. You wore my crown and carried my child. Don’t distort what you mean to me, what you’ve always meant to me. “And I’m going to keep you in this bed until you understand something: I won’t let you go. Everything you are is mine, and everything I am is yours.”

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42. “Death’s gaze sharpens. “I want you.” The words rip free from him. Absolute silence follows in their wake. I don’t know who’s more shocked, him or me.”

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43. “I came to conquer this land and its people, but instead, one of its people conquered me.”

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44. “That’s the difference between me and my brothers,” he continues. “We are all meant to ravage the world, but we have our distinctions: War is the most human, Pestilence perhaps next. But even Thanatos – Death – is intimately connected to life. “I am the one least truly alive. I have more in common with wildfires and clouds and mountains than I do anything else. So to be something that lives and breathes is a stifling, unpleasant experience. I am... trapped in this flesh.”

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45. “We are lovers and old friends and strangers all at once.”

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46. “Just as I’m on the very edge of sleep I think I hear Pestilence murmur against my hair, “This is not lust I feel, dear Sara. And I hope you are half as frightened of it as I am.” But I was probably just dreaming.”

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47. “But not everything is normal. After all, there’s no indictation that religion exits here. Granted, I’ve only been at camp for a day, so maybe I just need to be patient. However, so far there have been no calls for prayer and no public sermons. I haven’t seen anything that indicates which god – if any – these people believe in. The only signs of religion that I have seen are the few religious items that people wear on themselves. Other than that, it’s as though God doesn’t exist.”

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48. “It’s a strange feeling, being vulnerable around someone who’s both hurt you and tended to you.”

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49. “Who do I have to hurt?”

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50. “That pretty-boy king went down like a boner in church.”

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