Top 250 Laura Thalassa Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “You can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

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2. “You will not stop me today, or tomorrow – you will not stop me ever. But – despite all sense, I think I do enjoy watching you try.”

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3. “You’re not going to stop living your life because some days are harder than others.”

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4. “Everyone deserves to die – even that abominable man I cut down only minutes ago.” He kneels across from me and reaches out, caressing the skin that he just so recently healed. “To live is to die,” he adds. “That was the agreement you made when you came into this world. You cannot have one without the other. All your life, all your suffering, all your loss – it was all for this.” He gestures to the dead around us, his wings spreading wide. “You all have been running towards me your entire life.”

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5. “But whatever you choose to be, cherub, make it count.”

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6. “I am chaos. I am the undoing of man. And all the world will fall to my feet.”

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7. “Pestilence, his crown perched upon his brow. War, with his steel blade held high. Famine, a scythe and scales at hand. And Death, blighted Death, his dark wings folded at his back, a torch of bilious smoke tight in his grip. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, come to claim the earth and lay waste to the mortals that dwelled within it.”

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8. “And I will love you long after the last star dies. I will love you until the end of darkness itself.”

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9. “So lay back, kismet, and let me show you what it means to be mine.”

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10. “I am Pestilence the Conqueror, the first of the Four Horsemen come to claim your world. I am eternal, and my task, unwavering. I do not require anything to sustain me.”

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11. “It’s rude to stare,” I eventually say. “I don’t care about your silly human taboos,” he replies. And he continues staring. And staring.”

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12. “Pride is a lonely soldier, seeing out his watch when there’s no one else there to care.”

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13. “I’m Famine, the third horseman of the apocalypse, and I’m here to kill you all.”

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14. “Yes, but life and death are lovers, kismet. They always choose each other in the end.”

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15. “Daughter of wheat and grain, Betrothed to soil and stain, Your lifeblood drips, The scales tip, But will it be in vain?”

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16. “War glances at me. “Is everything alright?” I nod a little too quickly. “I’m fine.” He stares at me for a beat longer, then faces forward again. “Over the course of human existence, your kind has come up with hundreds of thousands of words for everything imaginable, yet somehow none of you have figured out how to actually speak your mind.”

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17. “I’ll be at your side, till the darkness dies.”

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18. “You are magic, love.”

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19. “Love has a funny way of rearranging priorities.”

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20. “The Bargainer pauses, glancing up at me. “I love you, Callie, down to every last feather and scale. I love your darkness, I love your mind, I love your humor and your most coveted dreams. And I love how you love me – wholly, deeply, passionately. “You’re not normal; you’ll never be normal. I’m so sorry to tell you that. You are so blindingly extraordinary that it physically hurts me.”

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21. “I close my eyes, and words from an old book flow from my lips. “From flame to ashes, dawn to dusk, for the rest of our lives, be mine always, Desmond Flynn.” All.”

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22. “I would steal the stars from the sky for you.”

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23. “Death’s gaze sharpens. “I want you.” The words rip free from him. Absolute silence follows in their wake. I don’t know who’s more shocked, him or me.”

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24. “But not everything is normal. After all, there’s no indictation that religion exits here. Granted, I’ve only been at camp for a day, so maybe I just need to be patient. However, so far there have been no calls for prayer and no public sermons. I haven’t seen anything that indicates which god – if any – these people believe in. The only signs of religion that I have seen are the few religious items that people wear on themselves. Other than that, it’s as though God doesn’t exist.”

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25. “I hate poverty. I hate feeling like we’re only entitled to the worst this realm has to offer simply because. But more than anything, I hate having to make hard choices. Books or food? To learn or to eat?”

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26. “Remember those horcruxes in Harry Potter?” I begin to smile in spite of myself. “Are you seriously dropping an HP reference right here, right now?” I ask, glancing over at Des. “I have your undivided attention, don’t I?” “And all my love.” I mean, I knew he was soulmate material before, but this pretty much just sealed the deal.”

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27. “Because naming things humanizes them. And once you humanize something, you are essentially recognizing its existence.”

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28. “Famine stands at the threshold, his armor on and his scythe in hand, looking all sorts of agitated. So, essentially, same as always.”

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29. “I can’t tell which is the worse fate – to question everything, to be paralyzed by indecision, or to question nothing and move through the world blind to any other way of existing save for your own.”

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30. “He tastes like fairy wine and dirty thoughts.”

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31. “Rather than making lemonade out of lemons, I’m pretty much cutting open those lemons and squeezing them into my eyes.”

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32. “That was my first lesson in war: everyone loses, even the victors.”

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33. “You are painfully human. Your bones want to break, your skin wants to bleed, your heart wants to stop. And for the first time ever, I am desperate for none of those things to happen. I have never known true fear until now.”

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34. “One of the fireflies tumbles off, landing on my scarf. It then proceeds to crawl beneath my scarf and down my shirt. “Oh my God!” I squeal. “Naughty bugs,” Des chastises, coming over and helping me scoop the firefly up, “stay away from the pretty human boobs.” Did he just call my boobs pretty?”

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35. “Love is another sort of subtle magic. It can bring people together and tear lives apart. It can wash away sorrow, it can forgive. It can redeem.”

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36. “He takes my hand and presses it against his chest. Beneath my palm I feel his heartbeat racing. My eyes move from his chest to his face. “It does that whenever I’m around you,” he says.”

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37. “My wife and her soft heart,” War says. It sounds like a genuine compliment.”

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38. “It doesn’t change the fact that seeing you butt-ass naked is not on my shortlist of things to do during the apocalypse.”

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39. “Had I known I was going to face down death today, I totally would’ve bought myself the Slurpee.”

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40. “The third horseman of the apocalypse is having a mental breakdown right next to me.”

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41. “There will be no honor to my sacrifice. Women who have filled the role of temptress have always been looked down upon.”

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42. “When you find someone worth spending that time with, you don’t want to share those minutes with anyone else.”

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43. “We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side.” – Kahlil Gibran.”

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44. “He sees it all. Hears it all,” another boys adds. Ten points to Slytherin for the creepy answer.”

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45. “That’s the difference between me and my brothers,” he continues. “We are all meant to ravage the world, but we have our distinctions: War is the most human, Pestilence perhaps next. But even Thanatos – Death – is intimately connected to life. “I am the one least truly alive. I have more in common with wildfires and clouds and mountains than I do anything else. So to be something that lives and breathes is a stifling, unpleasant experience. I am... trapped in this flesh.”

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46. “I know I’m someone powerful, someone dangerous. A grim smile tugs at my lips despite my current circumstances. I know I’m not afraid of pain or death. And these men and women? They should be afraid of me. Because whoever I am, I am violent, and I will be having my revenge.”

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47. “Yeah, well, if you want to be my sugar daddy,” she said, “you’re going to have to get me clothes, books, my own personal TV – ” “So you can break it just like the last one?” I asked incredulously. “If I wish to, yes. And I want it to have HBO, because that channel’s got all the good shows. And I want movies, and make-up, and shoes, and bags, and – ” “Woman, you are giving me a headache,” I said. “My name is not ’woman.”

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48. “Who do I have to hurt?”

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49. “My heart, my wife, my life. I will love you until the day I die.”

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50. “And I will be there for them all. I will be there when the last of your mortal friends draws their last breath. I will be there through it all, and I will tease you and infuriate you, and lavish you with whatever it is your heart desires because the only thing mine desires is you.”

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