Top 450 Lewis Carroll Quotes (2025 Update)
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351. “Alice thought to herself, ‘I don’t see how he can EVEN finish, if he doesn’t begin.’ But she waited patiently.”

— Lewis Carroll

352. “You can’t be that good; you work for me.”

— Lewis Carroll

353. “No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.”

— Lewis Carroll

354. “Alice! Come here directly, and get ready for your walk!” “Coming in a minute, nurse! But I’ve got to see that the mouse doesn’t get out.” Only I don’t think,′ Alice went on, ‘that they’d let Dinah stop in the house if it began ordering people about like that!’ By this time.”

— Lewis Carroll

355. “Why, what a temper you are in!”

— Lewis Carroll

356. “Off with their heads!”

— Lewis Carroll

357. “She felt very curious to know what it was all about, and crept a little way out of the wood to listen.”

— Lewis Carroll

358. “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!”

— Lewis Carroll

359. “Would you be a poet Before you’ve been to school? Ah, well! I hardly thought you So absolute a fool.”

— Lewis Carroll

360. “But the black kitten had been finished with earlier in the afternoon, and so, while Alice was sitting curled up in a corner of the great arm-chair, half talking to herself and half asleep, the kitten had been having a grand game of romps with the ball of worsted Alice had been trying to wind up, and had been rolling it up and down till it had all come undone again; and there it was, spread over the hearth-rug, all knots and tangles, with the kitten running after its own tail in the middle.”

— Lewis Carroll

361. “I can’t believe THAT!′ said Alice. ‘Can’t you?’ the Queen said in a pitying tone. ‘Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.’ Alice laughed. ‘There’s no use trying,’ she said: ‘one CAN’T believe impossible things.’ ‘I daresay you haven’t had much practice,’ said the Queen. ‘When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

— Lewis Carroll

362. “Abstract qualities begin With capitals alway: The True, the Good, the Beautiful- Those are the things that pay!”

— Lewis Carroll

363. “It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very simply and neatly arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea how to set about it.”

— Lewis Carroll

364. “Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust in this age of sham?”

— Lewis Carroll

365. “She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, ‘Which way? Which way?’, holding her hand on top of her head to feel which way it was growing; and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size. To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.”

— Lewis Carroll

366. “A Mad Tea-Party.”

— Lewis Carroll

367. “You couldn’t have it if you DID want it.”

— Lewis Carroll

368. “I didn’t say there was nothing BETTER,′ the King replied. ‘I said there was nothing LIKE it.’ Which Alice did not venture to deny. ‘Who.”

— Lewis Carroll

369. “Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I am not the same, the next question is “Who in the world am I?”

— Lewis Carroll

370. “You may look in front of you, and on both sides, if you like,′ said the sheep: ’but you can’t look ALL round you – unless you’ve got eyes at the back of your head.”

— Lewis Carroll

371. “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.”

— Lewis Carroll

372. “I never thought of that before! It’s my opinion that you never think at all.”

— Lewis Carroll

373. “I once delivered a simple ball, which I was told, had it gone far enough, would have been considered a wide.”

— Lewis Carroll

374. “I entered my room, and undrew the window-curtains, just in time to see the sun burst in glory from his ocean-prison, and clothe the world in the light of a new day.”

— Lewis Carroll

375. “Rabbit-Hole Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting.”

— Lewis Carroll

376. “No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.”

— Lewis Carroll

377. “In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts – it is unusual to offer both. In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts – it is unusual to offer both.”

— Lewis Carroll

378. “Todo tiene una moraleja, si eres capaz de encontrarla.”

— Lewis Carroll

379. “Why,′ said the Dodo, ’the best way to explain it is to do it.”

— Lewis Carroll

380. “Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you’re at!”

— Lewis Carroll

381. “So she set the little creature down, and felt quite relieved to see it trot away quietly into the wood. ‘If it had grown up,’ she said to herself, ’it would have made a dreadfully ugly child: but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.”

— Lewis Carroll

382. “After these came the royal children; there were ten of them, and the little dears came jumping merrily along hand in hand, in couples; they were all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests, mostly Kings and Queens, and among them Alice recognised the White Rabbit:.”

— Lewis Carroll

383. “I wish creatures wouldn’t be so easily offended!“, “You’ll get used to it in time,” said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.”

— Lewis Carroll

384. “And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, ‘Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?’ and sometimes, ‘Do bats eat cats?’ for, you see, as she couldn’t answer either question, it didn’t much matter which way she put it.”

— Lewis Carroll

385. “Perhaps the hardest thing in all literature – at least I have found it so: by no voluntary effort can I accomplish it: I have to take it as it comes – is to write anything original. And perhaps the easiest is, when once an original line has been struck out, to follow it up, and to write any amount more to the same tune.”

— Lewis Carroll

386. “Wonderland, though.”

— Lewis Carroll

387. “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!”

— Lewis Carroll

388. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least – at least I mean what I say – that’s the same thing, you know.”

— Lewis Carroll

389. “I beg your pardon?′ Alice said with a puzzled air. ‘I’m not offended,’ said Humpty Dumpty.”

— Lewis Carroll

390. “Por lo general, son caras ante las que pasamos sin darnos cuenta.”

— Lewis Carroll

391. “Alice didn’t like being criticised, so she began asking questions. “Aren’t you sometimes frightened at being planted out here, with nobody to take care of you?” “There’s the tree in the middle,” said the Rose: “what else is it good for?” “But what could it do, if any danger came?” Alice asked. “It could bark,” said the Rose. “It says ‘Bough-wough!’ ” cried a Daisy, “that’s why its branches are called boughs!”

— Lewis Carroll

392. “In Winter, when the fields are white, I sing this song for your delight. In Spring, when the woods are getting green, I’ll try and tell you what i mean. In Summer, when the days are long, perhaps you’ll understand the song. In Autumn, when the leaves are brown, take pen and ink, and write it down.”

— Lewis Carroll

393. “And how do you know that you’re mad? “To begin with,” said the Cat, “a dog’s not mad. You grant that?” I suppose so, said Alice. “Well then,” the Cat went on, “you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”

— Lewis Carroll

394. “So here’s a question for you. How old did you say you were?′ Alice made a short calculation, and said ‘Seven years and six months.’ ‘Wrong!’ Humpty Dumpty exclaimed triumphantly. ‘You never said a word like it!’ ‘I though you meant “How old ARE you?“’ Alice explained. ‘If I’d meant that, I’d have said it,’ said Humpty Dumpty. Alice didn’t want.”

— Lewis Carroll

395. “Rabbit came near her, she began, in a low, timid voice, ‘If you please, sir – ’ The Rabbit started violently, dropped the white kid gloves and the fan, and skurried away into the darkness as hard as he could go. Alice took up the fan and gloves, and, as the hall was very hot, she kept.”

— Lewis Carroll

396. “ORANGE MARMALADE’, but to her great disappointment it was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so.”

— Lewis Carroll

397. “Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone: “so I can’t take more.” “You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter: “it’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

— Lewis Carroll

398. “Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife – what’s the answer to that?” “I suppose – ” Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. “Bread-and-butter, of course. Try another Subtraction sum. Take a bone from a dog: what remains?”

— Lewis Carroll

399. “We CAN talk,′ said the Tiger-lily: ’when there’s anybody worth talking to.”

— Lewis Carroll

400. “How fond she is of finding morals in things!’ Alice thought to herself.”

— Lewis Carroll