Top 140 Nick Hornby Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Everyone knows how to talk, and no one knows what to say.”

— Nick Hornby

2. “Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.”

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3. “Sentimental music has this great way of taking you back somewhere at the same time that it takes you forward, so you feel nostagic and hopeful all at the same time.”

— Nick Hornby

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4. “Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.”

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5. “What went wrong? Nothing and everything.”

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6. “No man is an island...”

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7. “I lost the plot for a while then. And I lost the subplot, the script, the soundtrack, the intermission, my popcorn, the credits, and the exit sign.”

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8. “I'm very good at the past. It's the present I can't understand.”

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9. “The plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone; you don't need to be a heroin addict or a performance poet to experience extremity. You just have to love someone.”

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10. “It’s brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.”

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11. “I’m a good person. In most ways. But I’m beginning to think that being a good person in most ways doesn’t count for anything very much, if you’re a bad person in one way.”

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12. “It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.”

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13. “Even bad times have good things in them to make you feel alive.”

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14. “I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.”

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15. “So now what? What happens when words fail us?”

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16. “You know that things aren’t going well for you when you can’t even tell people the simplest fact about your life, just because they’ll presume you’re asking them to feel sorry for you.”

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17. “You’ll remember someone who broke your heart, and you’ll think to yourself, ‘Oh yes, I remember how that feels.’ But you can’t.”

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18. “When you get older, it feels like happy memories and sad memories are pretty much the same thing. It is all just emotion in the end. And any of it can make you weep.”

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19. “Record stores can’t save your life. But they can give you a better one.”

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20. “It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.”

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21. “You have to work at relationships. You can’t just walk out on them every time something goes wrong.”

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22. “What came first – the music or the misery? Did I listen to the music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to the music? Do all those records turn you into a melancholy person?”

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23. “The truth will set you free. Either that or it’ll get you a punch in the nose.”

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24. “For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”

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25. “He’s at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.”

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26. “The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.”

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27. “Life isn’t, and has never been, a 2-0 home victory after a fish and chip lunch.”

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28. “It’s not what you like but what you are like that’s important.”

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29. “You don’t ask people with knives in their stomachs what would make them happy; happiness is no longer the point. It’s all about survival; it’s all about whether you pull the knife out and bleed to death or keep it in...”

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30. “You had to live in your own bubble. You couldn’t force your way into someone else’s, because then it wouldn’t be a bubble any more.”

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31. “Everything’s complicated, even those things that seem flat in their bleakness or sadness.”

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32. “I’m not telling you that suicidal people aren’t so far away from people who can get by; I’m telling you that people who can get by aren’t so far away from being suicidal.”

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33. “Reading begets reading.”

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34. “On New Year’s Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them.”

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35. “I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.”

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36. “Complaining about boring football is a little like complaining about the sad ending of King Lear: it misses the point somehow.”

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37. “One thing about great art: it made you love people more, forgive them their petty transgressions. It worked in the way that religion was supposed to, if you thought about it.”

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38. “Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.”

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39. “I couldn’t bear to think about the proper future, so I just tried to make things better for the next twenty minutes or so, over and over again.”

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40. “You wouldn’t believe that so much could change just because a relationship ended.”

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41. “We are never allowed to forget that some books are badly written; we should remember that sometimes they’re badly read, too.”

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42. “Self-pity is an ignoble emotion, but we all feel it, and the orthodox critical line that it represents some kind of artistic flaw is dubious, a form of emotional correctness.”

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43. “There isn’t so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I’d spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.”

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44. “It’s love this and love that but of couse it’s so easy to love someone you don’t know, whether it’s George Clooney or Monkey. Staying civil to someone with whom you’ve ever shared Christmas turkey- now there’s a miracle.”

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45. “I’m simply pointing out that what happens to us isn’t the whole story. That I continue to exist even when we’re not together.”

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46. “Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.”

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47. “That’s why; he’s worried about how his life is turning out, and he’s lonely, and lonely people are the bitterest of them all.”

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48. “It was hopeless, life, really. It was set up all wrong.”

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49. “The truth about life was that nothing ever ended until you died, and even then you just left a whole bunch of unresolved narratives behind you.”

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50. “Love, it turns out, is as undemocratic as money, so it accumulates around people who have plenty of it already: the sane, the healthy, the lovable.”

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