Top 7 Norm Crosby Quotes (2025 Update)

Norm Crosby Quote: “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.”

1. “If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.”

2. “When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.”

— Norm Crosby

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3. “Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game.”

— Norm Crosby

4. “All’s fair if you have a really good attorney.”

— Norm Crosby

5. “My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.”

— Norm Crosby

6. “I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.”

— Norm Crosby

7. “I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that’s the message we tried to send out – there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.”

— Norm Crosby

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