“Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning – it’s a man or a woman without a sense of humor.”
3. “I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”
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7. “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”
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12. “Sweat is just fat crying.”
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13. “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”
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16. “Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.”
— Tina Fey
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17. “If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”
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19. “If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.”
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20. “I’m single because I was born that way.”
— Mae West
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21. “The future ain't what it used to be.”
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24. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
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30. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
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32. “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?”
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34. “Free your mind and your ass will follow.”
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37. “I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”
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40. “Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.”
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44. “Showing up is 80 percent of life.”
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46. “If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.”
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47. “Step with care and great tact. And remember life’s a great balancing act.”
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49. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.”
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