“I’d love to see the Trevi Fountain,” she said. “There’s a fountain on every block,” Leo grumbled. “Or the Spanish Steps,” Hazel said. “Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps?” Leo asked. “That’s like going to China for Mexican food, isn’t it?” “You’re hopeless,” Hazel complained. “So I’ve been told.”

“I’d love to see the Trevi Fountain,” she said. “There’s a fountain on every block,” Leo grumbled. “Or the Spanish Steps,” Hazel said. “Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps?” Leo asked. “That’s like going to China for Mexican food, isn’t it?” “You’re hopeless,” Hazel complained. “So I’ve been told.”

— Rick Riordan